1. If you suck one nipple, the woman
herself offers the other one. And that was
the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper body
starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs
& lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B
P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What the
Bleep! and What a Bleep!
6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is
a twosome. So next time someone calls
you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet,
not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make
her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends
touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the
man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated:
Only result matters in Life