1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty
slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep
on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will
start singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes
someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What
did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this
kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to
the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of
slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this
slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.
Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not,
you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised
to power two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive
this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine
and speak all sort of languages same time like
Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start
seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest
whilst the birds will be flying all around you.
11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap
when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...
12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands
on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe. Share the type of slap you have received before

1 take away slap dah was den sha nt nao.

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