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Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 11:45pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: Am typing this story on a phone not a laptop tongue,so sorry for all errors and wrong use of concord
Story starts

Fantasies they say unites reality and truth. That's the kind of shoes I found myself in when we met on NL.

let me give u a brief introduction of mysel.Am ifeoluwa by name,Am the last of 7boys,My parents had a divorce when I was 2years old.I stay with my mum while my other siblings stay with my dad.

Although I visit him once in a while,but I so much hate my dad,he's a principled man,and from what I heard from my mum,he caused the separation,so I dislike my Dad,I dislike my siblings and I dislike "guys".

I was so loose because I lacked parental care yet I had a boring lifestyle.I do so many crazy things,u can ever think off,I masturbate,I watch p^rns.

one of the ever lonely night of searching through net,I saw a link and followed it till I found myself in the sexuality section of Nairaland.I viewed the whole topic in the section and saw how eye-cashy those topics were,so I madeup my mind to signup for nairaland,as I was about registering my email.I heard my mum's voice calling from the living room

"ifeoluwa,its time for prayer"

I sluggishly stood up from my bed
••••••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤•••¤¤¤¤¤••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
na me first read am........

ts short na
Re: My Nairaland Love by naijaboiy: 11:46pm On Aug 01, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Goodluck brogrin
cool
Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 11:46pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah:
one of the ever lonely night of searching through net,I saw a link and followed it till I found myself in the sexuality section of Nairaland.I viewed the whole topic in the section.
••••••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤•••¤¤¤¤¤••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
you cant visit sexuality section as a Guest...
Dont spoil this story...
try to Gather Facts

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Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 11:49pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: u c...oya vamoose....I cast n bind u
Dont be Harsh on a niqqa..
abi u go prefer me to crash 4 ground
Re: My Nairaland Love by KelvinGraphics(m): 11:49pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: na me first read am........

ts short na
Say thank U and like d post first natongue

MissyH.... Weldone o.. More lipsrsealed to ur lipsrsealed.
Iam speedily following dis ur confessioncheesy on 8.8LTE speed.
Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 11:52pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: na me first read am........

Them dh carry am collect money for Bank
Re: My Nairaland Love by KelvinGraphics(m): 11:53pm On Aug 01, 2014
iceberylin:
you cant visit sexuality section as a Guest...
Dont spoil this story...
try to Gather Facts
Hehehehe... Oga kpatakpata of Sexuality section... I doff hat 4 U ocheesy
Re: My Nairaland Love by naijaboiy: 11:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: Am typing this story on a phone not a laptop tongue,so sorry for all errors and wrong use of concord
Story starts

Fantasies they say unites reality and truth. That's the kind of shoes I found myself in when we met on NL.

let me give u a brief introduction of mysel.Am ifeoluwa by name,Am the last of 7boys,My parents had a divorce when I was 2years old.I stay with my mum while my other siblings stay with my dad.

Although I visit him once in a while,but I so much hate my dad,he's a principled man,and from what I heard from my mum,he caused the separation,so I dislike my Dad,I dislike my siblings and I dislike "guys".

I was so loose because I lacked parental care yet I had a boring lifestyle.I do so many crazy things,u can ever think off,I masturbate,I watch p^rns.

one of the ever lonely night of searching through net,I saw a link and followed it till I found myself in the sexuality section of Nairaland.I viewed the whole topic in the section and saw how eye-cashy those topics were,so I madeup my mind to signup for nairaland,as I was about registering my email.I heard my mum's voice calling from the living room

"ifeoluwa,its time for prayer"

I sluggishly stood up from my bed
••••••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤•••¤¤¤¤¤••¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
nice one,,still following cool
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Say thank U and like d post first natongue

MissyH.... Weldone o.. More lipsrsealed to ur lipsrsealed.
Iam speedily following dis ur confessioncheesy on 8.8LTE speed.
hian....missyhorlha,tanchu
Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 11:56pm On Aug 01, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Hehehehe... Oga kpatakpata of Sexuality section... I doff hat 4 U ocheesy
hehe..
I resemble Madness
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 02, 2014
iceberylin:
Dont be Harsh on a niqqa..
abi u go prefer me to crash 4 ground
I don't mind
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:03am On Aug 02, 2014
iceberylin:
Them dh carry am collect money for Bank
I put ur mouth
Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 12:06am On Aug 02, 2014
Xtarxhyne: I don't mind
suit yaself.....
Re: My Nairaland Love by iceberylin(m): 12:07am On Aug 02, 2014
Xtarxhyne: I put ur mouth
Sorry ma
Re: My Nairaland Love by Lorlaahlozz: 12:08am On Aug 02, 2014
Too short..xtarxhyne na me read am 1st..
Re: My Nairaland Love by Lorlaahlozz: 12:11am On Aug 02, 2014
naijaboiy:
abi diz wan don cwaize angry angry

Oya comot for my space,,no let missyhorlah start story and you still dey there o angry
lorlaahlozz been snatching space since 1805
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:19am On Aug 02, 2014
naijaboiy: hmmm grin grin
make your self comfortable dearie
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 02, 2014
Xtarxhyne: spreads bed....hehehehe
mk sure no one is disturbing u fwendship
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:22am On Aug 02, 2014
daveP: (drops pen and paper,carries mat and pillow) shocked
lol,mk ur self comfortable and enjoy
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:25am On Aug 02, 2014
BoiledCorn: Since everybody is spreading mat angry
*Dips hot corn inside blueband and reluctantly distributes*
lool.Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ o,I hope it ll be enough
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:26am On Aug 02, 2014
iceberylin:
Sorry ma
beta pikin....cme n sit beside me
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:27am On Aug 02, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Drags bed in...looks around push naijaboiy nd xtarxhyne from d front..lays bed...brinks out pop corn


I dey ur bck sweetie
Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ bestie.
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 02, 2014
missyhorlah: mk sure no one is disturbing u fwendship
iceberlyn z disturbing
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:30am On Aug 02, 2014
BoiledCorn: ...names have been changed to protect the identities of the crushed.
lol
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:32am On Aug 02, 2014
Holudarey01: me?? oga @ the top ke?. me this small boy
yes oo.oga at the top,infact I doff my hat for una
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:34am On Aug 02, 2014
MISSYTOSIN: Its ok
mk ur self comfortable
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:36am On Aug 02, 2014
iceberylin: Kelvingraphics Bring in the Alomo ....

Op beta start o....
Front row things.cheesy
welcome dearie..grin
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:37am On Aug 02, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Abeg shift 4 me joor... U just waka come only U.... Dia ris Goduoo
leave her alone nd follow me buht #lips sealed# enjoy the story alone tongue
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:40am On Aug 02, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Namesake dia isn't good o.. U know what u did..


Well, thanks for d mention..

I hope I still get a first page seat.
ermm,please kindli tell me what I did#sheds crocodile tears# enjoy it dearie
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 02, 2014
JigsawKillah: 2nd page and still no story?

Nun'ma bizness tho



SAW
M sorry,I was typing wv my phone
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:45am On Aug 02, 2014
Xtarxhyne: na me first read am........

ts short na
ll update soon dearie
Re: My Nairaland Love by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 02, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Hehehehe... Oga kpatakpata of Sexuality section... I doff hat 4 U ocheesy
grin

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