BUSHHUNTER: I go miss naija news every morning

u be real olodo Bushhunter, na so dem read newspaper upside down? go back to sch

Nigerian police, bus conductors and their owoda, ewa nd Agege bread

Are you saying you pay white girls for sex?? But most guys say its the other way round....abi you too wowo for their liking

valmunich: Free punnah

You will miss boko haram

Kossyne:

Y u no go miss naija. Ghana na abroad?

lool

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yh thats true

That's not him, I've seen that pics on a friend's dp.

AdeniyiA:
u be real olodo Bushhunter, na so dem read newspaper upside down? go back to sch

Even thou I'm in 9ja, I agree with you on this..
Its so annoying when you come back from the market and someone tells you that you were cheated or seeing people bargain with a poor old woman over 50naira pepper or 20naira ogili

BlueBase: Honestly i dnt like dat number9....i nor sabi price, market women dey take me shine 4 area....i prefer tins wt price tags jor

bebe2:

Hahaha

One nairalander ask me dat day,

Na every weekend u dey go party ? Bro leave me o

If u see one woman wey carry four children follow body and dey dance wit her hands in the air, holla BeBe2 I go answer.

y liar con sweet for your mouth like dis well me i've had my share of clubbing, aint no telling what u r dancing with at the club

The things I missed are visitation from friends and family, free car park, daily scenes and the local delicacies

peppyluv02: That's not him, I've seen that pics on a friend's dp.

#joking tinz

Timzy234: I miss the food and the hustling spirit... People here are as lazy as hell

As lazy as hell? Pls what country is that?

ksmiles:

Where is the free car pack in Lagos.

bebe2: Two things I certainly dnt miss,

Owanbe, I attend parties every weekend in the summer.

Street food, am very happy to miss it. Filthy food. Everything full of sand

I went to naija thinking I will eat all those food I missed.

Bought roasted plantain from dat woman beside GTB on itire rd, I almost lost all my teeth. Sand full the plantain the groundnut nko? Half na stones.

Few nights later, I go buy suya for ogunlana drive, same thing sand.
Pls wat is there to miss?

Nothing at all..just stay where u are please.

Even people way never cross aba dey claim abroad....


Nah all of us dey d country dey drag hot garri one tin we no miss.

AdeniyiA: Potholes, Erratic power supply, fuel scarcity,road side jazz,extreme govt cluelessness etc

hm!
These are parts of the negative aspects of Nigeria.
Last Bullet
but you ll definitely miss all the stuffs the Op listed abt Nigeria when you go abroad.

I miss my cars

I miss number 3 only since you have to at least get to a convenience store to get those things you can easily get from an aboki. As for others, you can always improvise.

Malakh: y liar con sweet for your mouth like dis well me i've had my share of clubbing, aint no telling what u r dancing with at the club

No be club o,

Na owanbe ,

Bdays, weddings, funerals etc.

We aint all teenager's you know

OkikiOluwa1: hm!
These are parts of the negative aspects of Nigeria.
Last Bullet
but you ll definitely miss all the stuffs the Op listed abt Nigeria when you go abroad.

how many last bullets u get sef
e no dey finish ni?

lorRhyMeZ:

Nothing at all..just stay where u are please.

Tnk u.

Dats the plan

Kossyne: Y u no go miss naija. Ghana na abroad?

Na correct village .. yet GH boys go come de make noise for NL

bebe2:

No be club o,

Na owanbe ,

Bdays, weddings, funerals etc.

We aint all teenager's you know

ok I grab, that's different then, have fun

AdeniyiA:
how many last bullets u get sef
e no dey finish ni?

It no dey finish o!
Last Bullet
A Last Bullet for each post I write.

kobonaire: Na correct village .. yet GH boys go come de make noise for NL

Lol...Lagos na their London.

OkikiOluwa1:
It no dey finish o!
Last Bullet
A Last Bullet for each post I write.

well, make sure say hin dey hit target every time o

Malakh: ok I grab, that's different then, have fun

Tnk u jare

Another one booked for 23rd,

I need a baby sitter o,

Dat one no be child's play.

I miss road side mechanics and vulcanizers. It is not the ideal thing to have them at the side of the road. But, mehn, they give you quick service and you move on.
If your car stops you on the road abroad, you have to wait for a towing car to come and move it to an autoshop and the labour bill to fix it na die.

Blockus: Manhattan... I miss nothing about New York except the ghetto called Harlem.

you my friend did not get to experience what's arguably the best city in the world.

Returned from the UK two years ago:
I descended on corn and pear with great avarice
Ate suya like mad
Ukwa nko
Isiewu
Nkwobi
Abacha
Ugba
Honestly, Naija food is still the best trust me. But the country is chaotic and if you don't have something good doing, Sorry!

A friend of mine who lives abroad said what he misses most is "toasting chick" anywhere you are, he said you dare not try it abroad else you got arrested for harassment,I don't know how true this is

I concur with this poster especially the "lonely"aspect, I have friends who hardly call me while they are in nigeria, immediately they get to abroad they started calling,texting,pinging me just to have that naija rapor

Another thing I noticed is that people who lives abroad always make us to feel that its heaven, they don't like telling us what they don't like about the place