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What's Your Excuse by Mikechinos(m): 7:55am On Aug 07, 2014
JACOB was a cheat.


PETER was hot tempered.


DAVID had an affair.

NOAH got drunk.

JONAH ran from God.

PAUL was a murderer
.
GIDEON was poor & insecure
.
MIRIAM was a gossip.

MARTHA was worried.

THOMAS was a doubter.

SARA was barren and impatient.

JOSEPH was a shepherd

SAMSON was a womanizer

ELIJAH was moody.

MOSES stammered.

ZACCHAEUS was short.

ABRAHAM was old and

LAZARUS was dead...

Now, what's YOUR excuse?
Can God use you or not?
- ~~~
God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called...
May God bless and heal every hand that type 'USE
ME LORD'. <<<<<Amen>>>>>>
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 7:57am On Aug 07, 2014
amen!
Re: What's Your Excuse by frank317: 8:27am On Aug 07, 2014
I am a baaaaaad guy... Hope I still qualify to be used?
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 8:29am On Aug 07, 2014
The God of rebels and evil men.
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 10:32am On Aug 07, 2014
sonOfLucifer: The God of rebels and evil men.


@your username shocked shocked


why the Devil?
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 07, 2014
frankben: @your username shocked shocked


why the Devil?
The true devil is the one who spills blood and destined mankind to remain foolish.

I'm son of Lucifer, he who brings light and knowledge. The Saviour of mankind.
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 11:39am On Aug 07, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
The true devil is the one who spills blood and destined mankind to remain foolish.

I'm son of Lucifer, he who brings light and knowledge. The Saviour of mankind.
please are you a Nigerian?
Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 12:29pm On Aug 07, 2014
frankben: please are you a Nigerian?
Yes, I am. Why?
Re: What's Your Excuse by Mikechinos(m): 12:39pm On Aug 07, 2014
frank317: I am a baaaaaad guy... Hope I still qualify to be used?



Yes u are qualified if only u will make your self available
Re: What's Your Excuse by Mikechinos(m): 12:40pm On Aug 07, 2014
sonOfLucifer: The God of rebels and evil men.







He's bigger than what u call him.

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Re: What's Your Excuse by Nobody: 7:01pm On Aug 07, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
Yes, I am. Why?
a nigerian serving lucifer sounds kinda weird lipsrsealed

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