urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

Hahahah em laughing from mile 2 to mile 12. U are bad!

i wuld be like ' who the fu..ck is dis' nd if it happens to be my mum, i would answer ''how far'' but if it is any of my guys i would answer ''watsup madman''

Ladystewie: shut up joor

smelly pucci

oluyemisee: At last dis fone manage ring

kilode na so ur boyfriend wicked rich Ni

573V31D:
na wa 4 u ooo...btw, u b man abi na woman...
Mtcheeew

Google am now.. As if you no get eyes!

hmmm

oluyemisee: At last dis fone manage ring

For a lady to thank God just because her phone rings. then you must really look like OBJ...

Tani eléyi? (say out the name) Kí ló n pèmí fún?

who are you

Oh my god,who is dat again?

mine na; bad guy
. baba were
kiloun pumping
. happin now
. how phar
. hello, the caller, u r live on air

Omg! What does this girl really wants from me?

Funny thread

People don't call me anymore. They whatsapp or ping.

na flash

Yesss that's me

Mutuwa: Looks at the number then puts phone on silent mode n continues activities.

hatux: Who dey there? That's just all I say when it rings... So,when I try to pick it and see the caller,if na one of ma boyfriends 'I say...*umm! this mad guy again*

.don,t say boyfriend ok. Rather you say my guyfriend. I had to look again to see iv you are female or male.. Ok for me, wait!! This little children i want to answer a call, especially when my dad ix calling on me.

Money or dis phone should just hang up automatically

As a site owner, God make e be biz o........

KillerBeauty: Phone rings: Hope say na call this person dey call me o because if na flash eh!!

Picks call: Hello!!

The phone goes dead at the other end

Drops phone: mtcheeew MuMu!!

KillerBeauty: Phone rings: Hope say na call this person dey call me o because if na flash eh!!

Picks call: Hello!!

The phone goes dead at the other end

Drops phone: mtcheeew MuMu!!

hmmmmm

MOGBE BABA LANDLORD, OPC IS COMING

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

i love how my waffi brodas reason

I do say who be this?
But when I'm busy ,I do say who be this mad prsn, sotimes I go realize is one of my famz calling

**Waves my hand to everyone around me** "Shhhhh! The President is calling me"

What again!

who dey call me..whatsapp no dey?

thank God my fone ring

I just answer the call, unless the caller is a pest that I'll surly scold before hanging up.