urhoboman: AREA!!! I sight u bro.

i hail ur ministry

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

i sure say u go dey greet ATM say thank u after 'vomiting' money for u
#Urhobomanindeed

if na call from gal wey I follow play match recently, na to dey pray make no be say na "I think I'm pregnant" I go hear at the oda end

God dis girl again

oluyemisee: At last dis fone manage ring

why not give me ur no, so That I'd be flashin ya time - time.

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

you too much.

yh so true
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I guess from most comments here you guys don't own business lines!

Mine is ; who !!!!!!!.By the time I check msot time I hissed or put the call on silent and start thinking should I pick the call or not?
But once a call comes in and I picked immediately, then such fellow must be a friend I value.

Who sabi me hehehehehe

I will hiss... den say... werey woh tun ni eleyi? (who be dat mad person) lol.. sumtym my mom, den I quickly say in my mind "God forgive me oo, my mama no be werey o"

Ah ha, this one remember me today(then I remember mtn dey give people call bonus) I no go pick am.
If na my ex- this one remember me today, his girlfriend don leave am?

Ohwoh! Allow persn 2 rest nah! I go fraund ma face nd pic d call wt a dip voice, hel0!

Una no dey leave person rest! I go off my phone walai.

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

I go happy pick my fone d fone self done tire 4me cos in no dey ring

Tbillz: In Nigeria its already a norm to make strange comments or reaction before picking Up incoming calls, as a typical nigerian my comments are,

"olosi kilon fe"? St*pid human, what does he want?

"Oooh God' free me na"

"christ! I have messed up"

Kindly share yours!

"ohhh! That must b my elder sist again" am new in NL pls welcm moi.

*Casually* Who be this one again

*Business* Hope cheese go come-out of this call*

*Unknown no* How dis one take get my no, nah unknown no dey
call me so *

*Regular callers* Ohhoooooo make dis people leave me nahh

*Close Pals* choi this stranger remmember me today

*rfghjftuidrjij * All this kpians people, make dem just lea?e me o

*Nairalanders* all these nairaland worriors don dey call person again

If I'm doing the 'looonnngg thing'... "who da fuq?"

"Who be dis na?"...unknown number

"Aawwwww..." my BestEverything, chai... but he no dey call ooo...

"Ogbeni, go get laid..."... my boss, he is single and 43

"O ma blow ni, wetin concern me and you na"... stingy mudafukaas
"Ope ooooo"... na laff go follow...u know who e be na.

"Daddy mi nowwww...".... my dad

"Iya yi tun de oo.." my mum..

Anyhow, I hardly talk on phone, e dey tire me jo...

I usually say: "Who dey sell ice-cream".... my ringtone sound as such

I ws expecting sumone to say dis

Waspy: U no get Boyfriend Ni?

I really dnt say anything befor I pick my calls.... I usually play a game of guessing the caller in my head befor I chk it.... makes me smile whenever I am right.. (and I am almost always right.

Pops: pick immediately and.. " goodevening sir" ( Its always evening)

Boss: I take a deep breath, *official voice* let it ring for abt 5secs then " Goodday sir"

Chic: Look at it.. let it ring for abt 7 to 10 secs, take a deep breath then..*Deep voice*.. "Hello Evelyn"

My guys.. "Hey sup"

Unknown number.. let it ring for abt 10 secs then * formal voice... Hello goodday

My grand ma b4 looking at the caller would say "Oluwa ba o wi"

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1st fone rings; Ta lo ku?(who died?)
Ta lo mon ri(who knows me?)

2nd phone rings; oh sweerie ...only one person calls me on it.

"ah! kilode now! you people should leave me o , abeg. i will turn off my phone ooo!" then i mute it and go on with my activities.
i really hate phonecalls these days.

'Who know me?'

ta lo mo mi. who knows me
ta lon fowo pemi. who is calling with money, asin credit

Ah! So I still get phone?

Taiye4Christ: Who remember me today?

This is exactly wat i use to say...

robinicule: my phone doesnt ring....d only pple dat calls is mom and sleep

walai...dis days na me dey call!I dn tire.And dose crazy airtel go dey call me like say na moni dem wan gimme

Dis one dis one is calling me today,wetin e wan collect again/ adikwa m safe?(am i safe)