Onyiido:

I was with Seun yesterday

Ma Lafta knows no bound ,good mornig y'all

Xtarxhyne: I was with Seun yesterday

dats a lie
u were wit me

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON DIS POST

kilonso001:



Thats so true, cos i was the groom and i remember seeing you there.

At least they'll believe me now. Thank God for a witness.....

holyboss: boh uve played d game already cos I bliv saying u don't knw how to lie is actually a lie




U shud av just said u don't lie (just like me) and not u dnt knw hw to lie

As dumb as you are you can't see the lie in it.... . .
I don't know How I type this

Last week, a well dressed man told me he was stranded & needs N200, I gave him 500. Now he walks up to me same story. Told him he's owing me N300.

Some day Nigeria would be the world power...

The last time I lied, was made the President of America so am now scared of lying cause I night become the only earth president ever

Someone pls help me!
Jay z won't stop pinging me!! He's married, for goodness's sake and I respect beyonce so much. So I'm not gonna crash her marriage
What can I do to make him stop? He's been declaring his love for me, telling me am sexier than beyonce and all
By the way, prince William is asking me to marry his younger brother, Harry! Nawa oh. Am I the only fyn girl alive

na me endorse obama for u.s presidency.
My grandmum died a virgin.
I saw Ojukwu yesterday him say mk i hail una.

Boy: I am coming to see you
Angel, I don't care about the
price of fuel or transport, I am
coming no matter what.
Girl: Awwww Okay I'm expecting
you love.
Boy: I love you, I can't wait to see
you. I am getting ready to leave
now.
Girl: Okay but baby I'm on my
period, just letting you know
incase.
Boy: My car just blew up, I can't
come to see you again.
Girl: Get your friend to take you,
like he always does.
Boy: He got shot by armed
robbers so i can't come, I am
sorry.
Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on
my period. My panties are just
looking too red.
Boy: My friend has just been
discharged from the hospital and
he has said he is okay, he is fine
and he will take me now.
I am coming sweetheart.
Girl: Shit! I'm really on my period.
Just did not notice the blood.
Boy: Damn!!!!!!! He has been shot
again, I am not coming!

I once slapped Jay-z because he kissed me with that his big mouth

Arsene wenger was at my ho

Arsene wenger was at my house yesterday

If not because I am sleeping I would have held M♥̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨͡ phone n type, but right now am running
















O̲̣̥h sorry am sleeping

dangote is my brother

Obama consulted me for advice on how to prevent Ebola from entering U.S

Don't drink water because Fish fuucck in it.
Is dah rilly a lie

F.T.C-Tinz : First to comment

This is no game

gat no rules

it shoulda been more interesting if ya term it "the lie competition" it shoulda gat ma creative nija dudes' tongues wacking and minds rolling

any way sha i gotta add mine

1. am Seun
2. And Am at Sambisa
3. I didnt wana comment cos am busy 'DESTROYING THINGS'

Okay okay I dnt mean to brag buh
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I got a laptop in my back pocket

sod09: dats a lie
u were wit me

anda lie

Spaxon: lol but datz no lie.. I admire him tho

ok,let's put it like this. Jona has neva stolen a dime frm Nija.

To whom it may concern! Hmmm


My last holiday,I spent it in london and UK,na fly I fly,I no waka..when we were passing ghana,two boys came to my window with parachute,nd wia shouting..Brother buy gala! I now came down,nd I buy two

Dayjhihannon01: I'm τђε̣ one who bite τђε̣ half of Apple logo.....

i didn't see "…who bite the half of Apple's logo"

Lorlaahlozz: I can't play this game,because I don't know how to lie

You're the winner!

magabounce: Am tryna get spaxon pregnant
















And no 1 can stop me

Are u Drake that is trying to give Halle Berry a baby?

Abbey2sam:

As dumb as you are you can't see the lie in it.... . .
I don't know How I type this

fools like you are d ones who always want to make use my Gun #you Deadbeat

ceaser:

Yeah. And I'm the president of the United states. I'm just using this moniker as a cover to surf and comment on Nairaland.

Which is very possible.

OP the thunder that will Faya u is doing press up




















Well that's a lie. It's actually doing kegels