I dont lie except on my bed

Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here?

Obinoscopy: Yes hun. Hope I'm not a lie too?

*peeps*

farano: *peeps*

Hey dear. Tells us your own lie.

Obinoscopy: Hey dear. Tells us your own lie.

I had a great first date yesterday with obinoscopy.


This lie no get part two o

farano: I had a great first date yesterday with obinoscopy yesterday.


This lie no get part two o

Are you sure it's a lie?

If a lie is a lie then it's the truth .

My own is that I HAVE NEVER LIED BEFORE.

Obinoscopy: Are you sure it's a lie?

If a lie is a lie then it's the truth .

SirElaw:
I think you are the answer to my prayers
How do I apply?


What's your own

100 days dry fasting

holyboss: u caught me dir is that really u?

noo itz my shadow

Obinoscopy: Yes hun. Hope I'm not a lie too?

yes u're....

naijaboiy:
LoL,,how can someone have such a dream and wake up?

lol...

Baddestguyp: I am in love with spaxon

datz a very good lie... Kip it up

Viewing and commenting on this thread is a lie.

My grandma is a virgin

I ve seen a catholic priest with two wives

Obama is my long lost cousin

I travel to dubai everyday just to charge my BB phone

Dangote used to be our house boy last 4yrs

I entered sambisa forest and slapped shekau

Chloroquin injection can cure ebola according to WHO.

And lastly, I was thirsty, so I drank the atlantic ocean dry

kids

i did not comment on this thread

A lot of Naira is wired into ur account when u log into Nairaland

I open my indomie,I di nor see spice.its so consternated gosh

I shouldn't have ended my relationship with Kim Kardashian






Now she is a rich lady

NAME: David Damilare

NICKNAME : Davies

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mountain everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds....
Travelled round the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in a Tsunami

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now a slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENT: When a black mamba died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging.....

I just bought a Bugatti yesterday. Awesome car.

I'm a virgin.....we only romanced ,I sucked his stuff,he sucked mine

Have never tried masturbating before, I don't even touch ma boobi When I'm bathing


I'm a virgin u know.....But I don't like small dick


Hv not sent nude to any guy before..... u are the first



I'm having headache... pls send me card


I rest ma case

Whenever I am travelling, I always sit beside the Pilot so as to be able to buy gala and la casera in traffic.

spazon and I just wedded

Spaxon: lol but datz no lie.. I admire him tho

Another lie

I don't tell lies, I only say things that are not correct.

I still don't know when Mukina2 will release the secks-tape we made












I cover this post with the blood of Jesu

Lorlaahlozz: I can't play this game,because I don't know how to lie

....& that's how it turns out to b d lie of d day