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Re: The Lying Game.. by huntila(m): 7:48am On Aug 21, 2014
I don't lie on Thursdays ....@ OP how did you know. A guy like me will be curious to check your profile
Re: The Lying Game.. by popson1st: 7:52am On Aug 21, 2014
The arthur guinness signature was signed by the brother to the uncle of my inlaw.

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Re: The Lying Game.. by horlabiyi(m): 7:56am On Aug 21, 2014
Nicki Minaj won't stop disturbing me with messages
Re: The Lying Game.. by markize(m): 7:57am On Aug 21, 2014
when flight MH370 wan lost I jump out without parachute

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Re: The Lying Game.. by isacolukay(m): 8:01am On Aug 21, 2014
Na me and my brother dey shake hand for Nokia fon everytime u on am.

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Re: The Lying Game.. by bidexmat(m): 8:13am On Aug 21, 2014
Nigeria is a nation
Re: The Lying Game.. by shanktang(m): 8:34am On Aug 21, 2014
INFO ! INFO !! INFO!!!
If u are a BB user and u are on the MTN network just send yhellow to 335780 to get their new promotional offer which lasts for three months for just #1000 got mine yesterday didn't believe it until I tried it myself MTN for life men.
Re: The Lying Game.. by naijaboiy: 8:35am On Aug 21, 2014
lovinhubby2wife: guy nor corrupt my innocent spaxon oh. Lols
she know as e dey go na...I no corrupt her smiley
Re: The Lying Game.. by Superstar007(m): 8:35am On Aug 21, 2014
Spaxon: big lie

Common swthrt, don't pretend na smiley
Re: The Lying Game.. by Missmossy(f): 8:41am On Aug 21, 2014
Spaxon: lol but datz no lie.. I admire him tho
Hmmm really? Tell me morecheesywinkcool"grin"
Re: The Lying Game.. by Olamilekan08(m): 8:45am On Aug 21, 2014
Abatemtem: lol...dese ones r notin compared to dos I told my dad when I was young.
I bow 4 you o!
Re: The Lying Game.. by Segadem(m): 8:46am On Aug 21, 2014
Kissing an Ebola patient can cure AIDS.
Re: The Lying Game.. by elohorayodele: 8:50am On Aug 21, 2014
naijaboiy: I had a dream where spaxon and I kissed smiley

Just peeked at Spaxon's lips. Hope u enjoyed it?
Re: The Lying Game.. by ALAYORMII: 8:54am On Aug 21, 2014
Beyonce has been begging Mii for quite sometimes now to please date her.

Obama called Mii this morningg asking Mii for advice
Re: The Lying Game.. by Gofwane(m): 9:10am On Aug 21, 2014
Tex42: Mehn! your lie na lie ontop lying game.lol!


the lie staunch!!!. ehh!, na woski lie
lol, na game naw...
Re: The Lying Game.. by faftop: 9:24am On Aug 21, 2014
I single handedly killed d dead sea..
Re: The Lying Game.. by Nobody: 9:34am On Aug 21, 2014
I know Victoria's secret lipsrsealed

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Nobody: 9:36am On Aug 21, 2014
Na my papa wey dey ride the horse on the polo logo cool

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Re: The Lying Game.. by naijaboiy: 9:39am On Aug 21, 2014
elohorayodele:

Just peeked at Spaxon's lips. Hope u enjoyed it?
wink
Re: The Lying Game.. by temi4fash(m): 10:01am On Aug 21, 2014
Ishilove:
There's nothing gamely about lying. That is how people invite the spirit of lying into their life, all in the name of 'fun'.
typical MFM member...
Re: The Lying Game.. by billynoni(m): 10:03am On Aug 21, 2014
I was walking on atlantic ocean yesterday,when i saw 2 crippled men fighting standing with their back turn 2 each oda...........if u think i'm lying,ask d blind woman on ur street because we're both there watching
Re: The Lying Game.. by Bolsnow(m): 10:06am On Aug 21, 2014
Am dat Ex taylor swift is always singing about
Re: The Lying Game.. by kelviniro(m): 10:09am On Aug 21, 2014
My Tv has sound proof ask my daddy
Re: The Lying Game.. by Mickey7(m): 10:11am On Aug 21, 2014
shocked
joncom:

Who gave u authorization to speak English. Child, you better speak wazobia.
who is this one again
Re: The Lying Game.. by kilonso001(m): 10:13am On Aug 21, 2014
kika23: Well, since I'm a wedding planner, I planned The wedding at Cana... And I saw everything that happened, how that water was turned into wine.... I got so high grin



Thats so true, cos i was the groom and i remember seeing you there.
Re: The Lying Game.. by ejihand1(m): 10:13am On Aug 21, 2014
Ishilove:
There's nothing gamely about lying. That is how people invite the spirit of lying into their life, all in the name of 'fun'.

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hold am there o. Can't one ever have a fun without ever bring religious injunctions to it? Pretenders do the worst. Swear say you never lie once.

Anyway, my own be say my nokia 3310 de runs on android platform. I equally extended the ram to 4gig. Na tweak I tweak am sha.
Re: The Lying Game.. by johe58: 10:18am On Aug 21, 2014
wizkid is my driver,obama my launderer,and d good old jönathan is my gateman

hope am nt lying?u knw liers would go 2 hellfire,
Re: The Lying Game.. by ceaser: 10:28am On Aug 21, 2014
maayha: I boarded d same taxi with beyonce ds morning

Yeah. And I'm the president of the United states. I'm just using this moniker as a cover to surf and comment on Nairaland.
Re: The Lying Game.. by ceaser: 10:41am On Aug 21, 2014
Mickey7: Did you get authorisation to use that tittle from the writer of "The Lying Game"? If no,do you know it's a criminal offence to use other people's book or film title without adequate authorisation?child you had better change that title

Liar!
Re: The Lying Game.. by Nobody: 10:47am On Aug 21, 2014
It always amuses me whenever i see me and my twin brother shaking hands on NOKIA phones
Re: The Lying Game.. by Bagwellz(m): 10:53am On Aug 21, 2014
Erystro: this is one of the first time am seeing something funny on nairaland
undecidedundecided
Re: The Lying Game.. by Bagwellz(m): 10:55am On Aug 21, 2014
Spaxon: datz damn funny
not funnyangry angry

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