Dayjhihannon01: I'm τђε̣ one who bite τђε̣ half of Apple logo.....

Suarez change all his front teeths to plastics teeths and said he will never bite on the pitch anymore

our stove get fm radio and d radio also dey use kerosine. Bt u need ear phone b4 it cn conekt.

My uncle jst by generator wey dey use palm oil.

I'm really tired of all these noble award offers!

Nigerian leaders are truthful and faithful to the people.

na me and Bill Gate daughter dey SHAKE HANDS for NOKIA phone.

Gofwane: our stove get fm radio and d radio also dey use kerosine. Bt u need ear phone b4 it cn conekt.

My uncle jst by generator wey dey use palm oil.

Mehn! your lie na lie ontop lying game.lol!


the lie staunch!!!. ehh!, na woski lie

Spaxon: ok lets start a game of lies....
here are a couple of lies i've got
1. My younger sister swallowed my 8GIG memory card and has been singing and showing all the videos in it.
2. We used have 4 swimming pools, untill armed robbers stole one yesternyt...
3. Our bore-hole get ATM machine.
4. My uncle imported a swimming pool frm U.K.
Itz a game so feel free 2 post yours... Let d fun continue

There's nothing gamely about lying. That is how people invite the spirit of lying into their life, all in the name of 'fun'.

fretfingers: First to comment + am on front page...

for page 4 abi?.lol!

My popsy car get helicopter inside

Spaxon: noo itz my shadow

I sent u a mail, reply pls

lawrenceunaa: u got me laughing Zamina ooo x2 laughing laughing ooo ooo. i was like this guy is being childish till i saw the last sentence below his post

[quote author=holyboss]The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL
















Nothing u said will make check d op pix

Tobetoe: chaaai you wicked

Na joke forum we dey na Abi

Beyonce was ma first eva gf. We broke up whn i startd noticin dat she's a terrible flirt.. Bruno Mars is ma twin broda.. Rihana is our kid sista.. President Obama is our dad!
P. S: pls dn't let Jay Z and P. Obama c these, it culd cause world war VI...

[quote author=Pvin][/quote]Hey man she's Dope m jjst kiddn

Sunshinelady: . Lwkm, gud one

I have never told a lie since 2006.

Dame patience graduated with 1st class upper in english and linguistic..

Am tryna get spaxon pregnant
















And no 1 can stop me

Patrick Sawyer did very well by coming to Nigeria....

THE JONATHAN GOVERNMENT NEITHER STEAL NOR LOOT .

holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL

















#remember we r talking about lies

natureblack: A lot of Naira is wired into ur account when u log into Nairaland

laughing hard

natureblack: A lot of Naira is wired into ur account when u log into Nairaland

*laughing hard

Mickey7: Did you get authorisation to use that tittle from the writer of "The Lying Game"? If no,do you know it's a criminal offence to use other people's book or film title without adequate authorisation?child you had better change that title

Who gave u authorization to speak English. Child, you better speak wazobia.

I am the script writer to the movie 24 HRS

I was born yesterday, I grow by the minute

smudge100nol: Beyonce and rihanna nominate me for #ALSicebucketchallenge 2nite.

See wetin too much of watching cctv dey cause

:Dcan u believe justin bieber begged me to go out on a date with him

obama de call me for advice..
I used to play football wit messi
i never entered a bike..
I live in d banana island
this my first time of lying..NL caused it oo

I swear to God I hate lies!

Nairaland sucks