Creamish:


Lolz...its funny when ur not the victim...but its very very annoying...

Kachisbarbie:
So many
Lemme think

1: driving towards Osisioma, one randy keke was just blasting his horn behind me, I gave way, he overtook and stopped right in front of me. I swerved,kissed his bumper a bit...came out - evaluated my own car (nothing do am), entered back and zoomed off without looking @him or the passengers.

2: Going to village, one point road is spoilt...via say my car no be jeep I slowed down to wiggle into the pothole, naso one Armada use speed - enter that same pothole and jumped out (then he gave me that buy a jeep look ) . I say shuooo! I must buy jeep o.

3: Pedestrians!! The ones in Aba are so angry especially when they see it's a lady. They would just be strolling like "hit me na, since you no get brake".
So, sometimes I hold my clutch and fire, let the car roar...you need to see them run for safety.

4: Those heavy-duty-vehicles behind me that come too close for comfort.
One used the ukwu of my car to do brake in PH where I went to pickup a cake. I just shut my eyes for a minute, memorised my lines, looked behind me...cake done fall-scatter.
Naso I jump out with vex, the man was already on the floor, begging...I just weak.

Kachisbarbie:
[i] So many
Lemme think

1: driving towards Osisioma, one randy keke was just blasting his horn behind me, I gave way, he overtook and stopped right in front of me. I swerved,kissed his bumper a bit...came out - evaluated my own car (nothing do am), entered back and zoomed off without looking @him or the passengers.

SAMBARRY:
In that case delta road users are civil. You wan try lagos road users. A car can hit an okada man and before you say jesus is Lord the rest of the okadas will just come out of nowhere. They don't even want to know what happened, a fight will ensue in the middle of the road and then they will cause long traffic congestion on the road. The traffic warder or police might be busy in his own stand jisting with his fellow colleague and pretend like they didn't see the bike men who are fighting on the road or the hold up they have created.its even worse if you go and meet the traffic warders or police. He might be busy eating amala ewewdu goatmeat even with a bottle of stout.if you tell him he will say madam don't disturb me I am eating

nnamdiosu:


ur so funny at no 2 and 3. at no 4.....did the man pay for the cake?

cupidhero:

Ehhn! So you are that married lady wey dey terrorise pedestrians in aba and osisioma? I don catch you today.
Eze Ikonne must hear this!!

hahaha.
Aba people showed me something o, I had to start behaving in a mad way too.

Kachisbarbie:



For where?
Cake of 23,000? Where im c money'
The man and his second were crying. Whether na fake cry sef...hahaha.

I just look the man, very old man...lying down on the floor for small me. I realised life ain't fair. It pained me o, that was my birthday cake.

tegamarro:
JUST YESTERDAY ONE ABERO BIKE MAN THAY ACT JAMES BOND WITH MY LIFE THAY SPEED PASS TINEY ROAD INBETWEEN 2 TRIALER I JUST HOLD MY HEART FOR HAND HIANNNNNN

DrJoe1:
you are driving slowly and i want to overtake you, all of a sudden you zoomed as if you just wake up from sleep ....
so annoying ..

kenonze:


I cant believe u are a girl/lady. u talk like a guy....comical and rough nigga.

himkers:


you schooled in gwags bah?

jkendy:
I hate it wen an on coming vehicle flashes its full head light without diming while mine is dimmed to give way for safe driving







It meks me look stu:pid while driving

Kachisbarbie:
So many
Lemme think

1: driving towards Osisioma, one randy keke was just blasting his horn behind me, I gave way, he overtook and stopped right in front of me. I swerved,kissed his bumper a bit...came out - evaluated my own car (nothing do am), entered back and zoomed off without looking @him or the passengers.

2: Going to village, one point road is spoilt...via say my car no be jeep I slowed down to wiggle into the pothole, naso one Armada use speed - enter that same pothole and jumped out (then he gave me that buy a jeep look ) . I say shuooo! I must buy jeep o.

3: Pedestrians!! The ones in Aba are so angry especially when they see it's a lady. They would just be strolling like "hit me na, since you no get brake".
So, sometimes I hold my clutch and fire, let the car roar...you need to see them run for safety.

4: Those heavy-duty-vehicles behind me that come too close for comfort.
One used the ukwu of my car to do brake in PH where I went to pickup a cake. I just shut my eyes for a minute, memorised my lines, looked behind me...cake done fall-scatter.
Naso I jump out with vex, the man was already on the floor, begging...I just weak.

Chanchit:
There was a day I was in the car with my dad and brother, and this driver was just forming formular1 with his Danfo.
My dad- eh! Omoale! (Eh! Bastard)
The conductor replied- ko ni dafun'ya yin lona orun.(May it not be well with ur mother on her way to heaven)
I was lmao with my brother, but the look on my dads face shows he did not find it funny. I still had my grandma then.

hardbody:


where do i start from? As i type, i am running late for a meeting in d mainland, my driver is struggling, quite a number of other users are behaving as if they have no where to go

KMB:
Drivers that stop right in front of you to drop or pick up passengers

JayJustus:



trafficker what are they trafficking?? humans, ganja

TRAFFICATOR

INDICATOR

TURN SIGNAL

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