/**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ - Rap Battles - Nairaland
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| /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Guykhena(m): 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1653279_knights1_jpega5df37b0057ead04897d6fba24a1b319 Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/Metaphors- 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 24 lines. - Deadline is 9pm,25th August 2014 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments . - NO argument with voters. -Only Vets And Regular Posters Of This Section Are Allowed To Vote Goodluck!!! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:30pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
Guykhena:maxiimus |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Guykhena(m): 7:52pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
Enough,you both should mail me your verses,,,, Use the Chat Thread for your Grievances ... |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 7:57pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
Guykhena:i can't do that now, coz my pc is down. am usin my phone and i can't access my email with it coz i forgot the password. we drop it right here! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by coogar: 8:05pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: u called me out, bastard! did u see coogar vs sid brawl. the challenger drops first, and if i don't drop after u, u win. accept that, ediot! i think mikuz & airmark have to sticky the rules. the challenger always drops first - that shouldn't be debatable. whoever wants the battle or does the callout must drop first. |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Nobody: 8:08pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
LETS GO:::::::::::: |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by captainflash(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
henhen. .watching xha. . |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: u called me out, bastard! did u see coogar vs sid brawl. the challenger drops first, and if i don't drop after u, u win. accept that, ediot! you think i'm a fool? When coogar challenged mik, mik dropped first! Cos coog was'nt sure he will! That's the case here! This same thing happened when coogar tried to brawl bis, nd bis did'nt drop! Recently vickybash! It has been happening like that! I told you that we should send it to khena you refused, why? You claim you're doing a freestyle, yet you have the time to be chatting! It's certain you don't have a verse yet! Just trynna play smart as usuall! I'm done finetunning my bars but You know what? Forget it!  you're a b1tch! I'm off! Guykhena, pls i'm really sorry for the trouble i might hav cost you! I'm off since he would'nt comply! It's Bed time! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by captainflash(m): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
henhen. .. . watching tho |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by coogar: 8:16pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus: don't misappropriate the facts. mik challenged me & he dropped first. i challenged bis & i dropped first. sid challenged me & he dropped first. |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 8:42pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
am droppin soon , and if he doesn't comply he gets a ban! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 9:01pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
till he's ready 7 Likes |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 9:32pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
coogar:i've done a quick 24 lines and the fool is now duckin? he must drop or get a ban. it was his wish |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:18pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
I know y'all are dope! But just incase, note: *his name is JASON a.k.a fuckyouhard * his initials: J (from jason), F, Fyh! * my initials: E, EL and EL is also GoD's initial and so on! FUCKYOUHARD'S DEATH/ BAN WARRANT (1) I ain't here to win/ i came here to kill/ i'm a ninja soldier, a pred with steel/ this lame bird is meal/ when i blade-flex with skill/ fool! No worries, you'll get the "W" . . . Cos, into two parts, i'll lacerate F with ease/ To E, This brawl is a test/ he raised aristotle, who got E prepared/ so it's certain this gull will excell/ ts sure i'm taking "F" out! the result in the end/ i'm d0pe! ask aromo, i batter till f@gs 'n' nigs slump/ you're wack! In your last bout you flopped!/ if you're ill, it's cos mik had pound ya with punch/ see your doc, you'll see you show mik's arou.sed symptoms . . . Cos he beat you "hands down" like down syndrome/ I'm a fierce glad in the game/ fuckyouhard is too frail/ he ducked krone! He's grown wings, quack! They'll soon fade/ stepping in the ring with max means he's failed/ I'll throw jabs on his sight organs . . . Till he sees blood in his eyes . . . Like he's lil wayne/ he's dumb! I'll school him more, even harder/ this disses, krone taught this screwed rapper/ but he denied . . nd replied with INSULts to prove nada/ but even pastors swore with good hearts that . . . Krone made "J sin" like an irresponsible father/ sunderland fans want me to bash his head on "road well" till he faints/ for claiming he knows "jack", but he's just a pest in the game/ i'll rather blow his head into space/ wait, he's begging to stay?/ okay i'll try another very good way . . . I land an axe on his center head . . . Even "idibia" knows he's getting "two face"/ i got a chick, we always flexing about/ she submits when i'm checking her out/ jason's maried, he's got a les.bian as spouse/ she easily threatens tha tou.t/ jason's controlled in his home like an experiment to prove a doubt . . . I'll rip his head, place it on the roof . . Justa help him be "head of his house"/ if he thinks he's full of "guts" to deliver/ no homo, i'll cease his "balls" . . . Start calling me fifa/ he thought he flows cool, till mik was blazing and hurting his liver/ he best repent! Cos i'll be bringing fuel nd petrol . . to make him "burn again", he's an unbeliver/ the fear of "EL" is/ the begining of wisdom! Jason should learn from clericks/ he battling me is a grave mistake! He's dead already!/ he's lazarus, i'll blow him to pieces before jeez rezurrects him/ fyh took mik unawares, he pulled hasty tricks/ the fool gave limits/ he said "i'll soon tame this nig"/ mik was like a wounded prey, indeed . . . but even the "american rapper". knows fyh could'nt make "mik meal"/ i'll storm his fams with guns/ like robbery gangs at work/ like withered leaves, i'll drop his dad at once/ floor sister with force/ her verginity is like a soap bubble . . . One "prick" from me and it's gone/ jason's home was raided by shekau as at two weeks/ after the girls were kidnapped and abused with/ he's mom's v.agina was detached from her pub1c/ . . . shek took it so while we scream #bringbackourgirls . . . Jason screams #bringbackourpussy#! *****MAX**** 6 Likes |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Guykhena(m): 12:21pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
FUCKYOUHARD's VERSE short keys: in his diss against iam he said he'll kill Jehovah they've been arguin over who won, politickin (similar to nigerian votes) connecticut in USA is known as "land of steady habits" st maximos was an early catholic who died a matyr, right hand and tongue cut off ....others diggable SHOTS AT ELYmax Am abysmal in oppression........./ school the fool! though what's hard to max is correction/ but by the end of this fight...... he'll neither talk no write ..... coz he'll lose his hand and tongue ...like.... st maximos the confessor!!!// .......max can never beat me, the lad's a forkin beetch/ i'd rather be his mentor, the man he wants to be/ so reserve the frontin, kid/ coz even if ur fly with punches, it's the landin u struggle with!!// ......it's a cold blooded murder of the first degree/ am set to hurt the prick/ till his blood is spilled..then i'll bury him/ when i unleash bars like obituary..... the way they'll hurt to read!!// .......he's a flop and a lame/ and that's the reason the boy will be slain/ it's a shame..... everythin he drops is the same/ he's insane....the spellin error in his name/ is a proof that he's lost in the brain/ .......not even dr dre could help him level up in the game!!// .......his plan to pull a quick one on me/ has boomeranged .... as i'll soil his picture for real/ ........call this graphical torturin../ coz he'll die once i toss his image in artificial colourin!!// .......i've added more swag than before/ fuckyouhard alway outsmart u, till the rapture will come/ no need to factor the score/ even if i give u a year to have grounds to make up .. u may end up puttin mascara on the floor!!// .......one thing he's lackin is strong bars/ always apt to spit blunders/ he's my stan! and i'll let max to see wonders/ coz my lines strike hard like the thunder/ too big for ya......ain't no way this fool would be f ... even if he's caught w@nkin with real p0rnstars!!// ........the difference between us? the wind can't get stuck in the gap/ i'm complex, he's stale, and suck when he raps/ ... he can't duck when i jab/ nothin would save him if i squeeze ma tecs?... .........coz the only things guardin max's chest ....are two cups and a strap/ .....that's waddup, bra!!// ....i feel belittled fightin a beetch who am more than two times greater/ every nl member....knows fyh is good, rhymes better/ this bastard shoots but barely hits......once claimed he got deadly scripts .... and boasted he'd kill Jehovah?? ............ ain't that a suicide letter!!!// .....and... an unholy dumbshit!/ that's why am upholdin hot hits/ like a tai chi guru, i control with strong kicks/ and that's why am facin u .. ....ur the opposite of me!!// .......007 slayer, that's my area code/ to slay victims i attack like the siberian wolf/ and have most of the criteria owned/ ask iam, elymax's battles ends in dispute... fights, jest and jokes/ ....similar to nigerian votes!!// .....so go back n repair ur flaws/ and try reflect ur flops/ check how many niggas would refer ur drops/ or dissect ur puns/ .............i know u'll regret ur call/ .......coz in my land of steady habits we'd condemn ur jaws/ but since ur a poosie we'd tear ur a..s.shole to connect the cut!!! 8 Likes |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Guykhena(m): 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
VOTING OPENS!!! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 12:25pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
ELYMAXiimus: I know y'all are dope! But just incase, note: |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by fuckyouhard: 12:30pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
guykhena, smh for the way u arranged my bars |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:47pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
PLS, in my my last bar, that "womanliness" is v.agina!!! I didnt know it's censored! |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by YoungDaNaval(m): 12:49pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
VERDICT OPENER: FYH(Dem No Dey Drag This Crit With Am). RHYME: TIE. SIMILEY/MET: ELMAX. PUNCHLINE: FYH. PERSONAL: TIE. WORDPLAY: TIE. FLOW/DELIVERY: FYH. CLOSER: ELMAX(Oboi Ya Closer Na Bomb! Lwkmd). For Me, I'd Say This Brawl's A Tie. But Based On The Criterium Given. FYH TOOK THIS WITH A POINT! MVGT==> FYH! 2 Likes |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:16pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Guykhena: FUCKYOUHARD's VERSE |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Ibime(m): 3:03pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
The loser of this battle should not be banned cos I don't see anyone any outright winner here. It's a close battle. Favourite bars: Guykhena: FUCKYOUHARD's VERSE ELYMAXiimus: |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Nobody: 3:04pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Warriblood: VERDICT 1 Like |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Krizzkutz(m): 3:14pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
FYH gat my vote n d loser shud b banned if twas agreed by both parties 4 Likes |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by teddybiyasi(f): 3:39pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
fyh got my mvgt *one love* 1 Like |
| Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:47pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: fyh got my mvgtcan you pls lay it out with the criteria? |
did alot OF wordplays though....milkmeal....alot shit. born again...rodwell kai guy gbam
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