65-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, from the South African KwaZulu-Natal tells it in all seriousness. And who knows, he may even be telling the truth about having visited heaven four times, so far. The first time was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in 2004, 2006, and 2008. It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And now, after several visits, he’s drawing a map to make sure the rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what he’s talking about.

But it’s not the fact that he took a few vacations to heaven or even that he’s drawing a map that amuses me. It’s more to do with the stuff he says he’s seen and done there. According to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in all, and he was taken to the fifth one, Crista, first. It was there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus.
The main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice.

The ‘map of heaven’ drawn by Mthembu
Mthembu’s other sightings include Moses, Elijah, and Abel. He also explored the Marshnode City, which is the place people go to when they die, to get reincarnated. But here’s the weirdest of all his tales – he says that the people who predicted the end of the world in May last year weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu seems to have eavesdropped on an important meeting in the heavens, where the biggest war against Satanism was being discussed. The war is supposed to have been launched on May 23rd, so we’re basically on a countdown to the absolute end.
The map isn’t ready yet, but Mthembu is already worried about counterfeit versions. “People must come and see the map as one day someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was originally made in South Africa,” he says. Perhaps he needs to patent his creation. And while he’s at it, write a fantasy novel and strike a movie deal too?

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" Na so craze dey start"
.....................M.I

Move to religion .

lol...

mental illness!

Make una dey deceive una self

Not disappointed.... Actually looks like a Lunatic.

lirusehn:
My dear Man is high on codeine

U just killed everyone in my work with laughter .......

Who knows? He may be right.

Yaba left patient

C person wey don craze finish ooo
Andyblaze come and c ur fellow story teller

Am coming back

I can recognise the man , was with him at forth haven "indonuione shaline " know dat end is near

This is the definition of 'OVER- HIGHNESS x DELUSION'

Old story. I saw it years back.

'Marshnode City. which is the place where ppl go to when they die to be reincarnated'
Meet the average Erkanker person and he will tell you the no. of times he has been to heaven in a year. I wonder why they dont have the map, this man will now obtain the patent. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY A DEMONIC VISIONER WHEN YOU SEE ONE.

Yeeee,wetin i hear,u see God and Jesus.haaaa.Map of heaven,haaaaa.pls what is the use of dix map.pls tel me

No matter how HIGH you are
You can NEVER be the
MOST HIGH

This man is a typical example

Map of Heaven, Lol still waiting for the coordinates on his 5th visit.

A visit to heaven with no message but a map that is not ready and thinking of patenting his findings to be "Made in South Africa".

11 Heavens?

Why would anyone want to make a mockery of something like this? Besides, the Bible states that there are three heavens and the third is the hollies of the holy. Where he got 11 is simply amazing.

Lol these are the disadvantages of taking marijuana

It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven.

I stopped reading after seeing this.

This is what happens when folks start smoking a cocktail of: skunk, horse shiit, cow dung, and balt salt lol.

He should add his findings to google maps..

This man may actually right cus he mention somewhere filled with ice and stuff like that ...





He may be right is just what I believe about see God or Jesus or going to heaven and all that is something you just have to keep to yourself which you can only use it to influence others cuz nobody will ever take you seriously in this world!



The world is blind to things of God , we are like upside down to things of God so it sound lunatic if some one come in public and start sharing this !



The man should keep the map to himself though cuz no one will ever buy that idea


Too many fake stuff like this days...










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The main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice.

This guy must be very crazy

Is that not Charles Awurum??

your story maybe reel or not.. but as a matter of you should have complete your story in your blog....

chimoz: Who knows? He may be right.

iam so sure you will never know. Because you are always busy chating instead of reading your bible and digesting its facts. Iam not surprised anyway, end time tinz

Wat da phuck! Lies!

The God of ages ''JEHOVA'' owns d heaven nd d earth there is no imposibility with him.