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NAME: chimax
COUNTRY: Nigeria
DATE OF BIRTH: 15th sept.199..
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
-Catching lizards, snakes and taking
hyenas for
walk;
-Catching bullets with bare hands.
MY RECORD:
-Killed superman;
-Skinned a crocodile alive;
-Held my breath under water for
2months.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-The very first man to walk on the sun;
-Fluent in 10,565 languages.
SILLY THINGS DONE:
-Drank the red sea dry;
-Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
-Couldn't kill 1,000 lions with a single
punch, only killed 999
instantly, then tamed the last one.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really dont like to brag
PS - That's for those always asking via
Pm 'can I know you
more'... now you know...

bilms: Describe this picture

You are a disgrace to the society for making mockery of soldiers who are fighting day and night just to protect you from terrorists.

bilms: Describe this picture

The picture shows un-armed game wardens avoiding attack by cornered a zebra trapped in a funnel-shaped fenced area known as a "Boma", that is widely used in South African game reserves to round up wildlife herds for capture. The fence of the Boma is normally covered with tarpaulin sheets to keep the animals calm, and that is seen in the background of the photograph above.

Chimax15: NAME: chimax
COUNTRY: Nigeria
DATE OF BIRTH: 15th sept.199..
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
-Catching lizards, snakes and taking
hyenas for
walk;
-Catching bullets with bare hands.
MY RECORD:
-Killed superman;
-Skinned a crocodile alive;
-Held my breath under water for
2months.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-The very first man to walk on the sun;
-Fluent in 10,565 languages.
SILLY THINGS DONE:
-Drank the red sea dry;
-Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
-Couldn't kill 1,000 lions with a single
punch, only killed 999
instantly, then tamed the last one.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really dont like to brag
PS - That's for those always asking via
Pm 'can I know you
more'... now you know...

this joke was funny the first 30 times I read it. Does your survival depend on the number of likes you get?

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bilms: Describe this picture

Castration is what you deserve.

iconize:

Castration is what you deserve.

Lol

funny

lmao

The worst trained Soldier in the world will never run away from a Zebra.

Those guys are animal wardens in a zoo and not soldiers.

whatlyf: You are a disgrace to the society for making mockery of soldiers who are fighting day and night just to protect you from terrorists.

While I have an utmost respect for our armed forces, I think u have taken this too personal. C'mon, d OP didn't mention those in the picture are Nigerian soldiers. For what I care, they can be our enemies soldiers;that is if they are soldiers at all. I think the OP only wanted to make a harmless joke ;to relieve us of the stress of the day. Why attack a harmless man?

hum

Chimax15: NAME: chimax
COUNTRY: Nigeria
DATE OF BIRTH: 15th sept.199..
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
-Catching lizards, snakes and taking
hyenas for
walk;
-Catching bullets with bare hands.
MY RECORD:
-Killed superman;
-Skinned a crocodile alive;
-Held my breath under water for
2months.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-The very first man to walk on the sun;
-Fluent in 10,565 languages.
SILLY THINGS DONE:
-Drank the red sea dry;
-Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
-Couldn't kill 1,000 lions with a single
punch, only killed 999
instantly, then tamed the last one.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really dont like to brag
PS - That's for those always asking via
Pm 'can I know you
more'... now you know...

. I don't get you, does this sound funny to you any longer? I have seen it countless times. Its becoming very annoying. I suggest you chill a bit so that you can come up with some fresh one. I know its not easy.

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