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Rules Of Football When We Were Young. by whytepawn1(m): 8:46pm On Aug 27, 2014
okay guys what do you remember about the rules of street football when you were still a kid... then it was really fun chasing the round leather ball popularly called "case and bladder " .it was a great privilege to be the owner of the ball... even if you were the dumbest on the field "insurance cover you ",those days were fun. feel free to add yours.

1. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
2. The fat kid was always the number 5 or
keeper.
3. The match can end abruptly if the ball owner gets
angry or hurt.
4. The best players are always selected first.
5. You were allowed to change goal keepers
when theres a penalty.
6. If u play heavy and hard shots, the ball
owner will warn u. 7. If u don't contribute money for
pumping
the ball, you will be banned for days.
8. No ref or lines man. You can even play
beyond the goal post.
9. Every tackle on the ball owner is a foul
else, the game will end. What do you remember....
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Young. by IGLE25(m): 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2014
Three corners make one "penarity"

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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Young. by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 27, 2014
The goal post must never be more than 5 foot without spaces (monkey post) kiss
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Young. by Baddestguyp(m): 11:44pm On Aug 27, 2014
when playing football with girls, dribbling a girl attracts a penalty kick

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