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VOTING CRITERIA

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Simile/Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flows - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm,29th August 2014

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments


Only Vets And Regular Posters Of This Section Are Allowed To Vote

Goodluck!!!

!

Personal:
Name: Khimbely Teddy On*****
Brother: George .....God's.... R.....

Teddy's a really fair girl,(albino-like), very slim (skinny stature) and she uses glasses (faulty eyes)...

#she tried to hide it# I'm KGB! I won't upload her picture...sorry! I respect privacy!



YeaYeaNot

TEDDY's Fame!! NOT!!!!!

Yea's set n 'she is ready.'/ adrenaline pumping... fúck 'being steady.'/ 'm 'bout to break this toy, remove the wool 'in this teddy.'/ flatten her ego like a 'painful wedgie,'/ 
...bïtch best get 'the best medic.'

Ted reeks like a used n 'discarded côndõ.m.'/ runs her mouth like 'a part time mobster.'/ embarrassing she is like a 'retracted scrõ.tum'./ like when she's caught giving her dog an 'imagined blöw-jöb.'/
...an abandoned project!'

Your skinny stature is alarming...I sure 'say na AIDS'./albino looking twât with faulty eyes...likes to hang on 'Coog's shoelace'/ her loose cûnt needs no traffic police...no need to 'shout give way!'/
...even does 'behind based!'

Four blows, one die! Impossible? 'ask the red devils.'/ like a rat and it's prey, let her 'bask in her folly.'/ jabs on her...can 'daze flying eagles.'/ u're lost, I've been found so 'chuck the raw evils.'/...no hard feelings, bïtch! dude just prefer 'to chop this real food!'//
...in ur after life, 'try to get even'...

TB's 'dead beat!'/ unwanted rhythm...just like 'death's teeth!'/ she's old news but Yea's 'damn sêxy!'/ my mounds give a 'standing ovation..Teds? They 'downsizing.!//
...her elastic front needs balancing...

I'm noticed 'everywhere I go.'/ felt presence I have...'even u sef know!'/ but T's an 'empty hen' that likes to squawk 'in her own burrow.'/ my grammar 'glo with pride.' hers? Dumb... its 'easy to figure.'/ 
....When her folly grows, her stupidity follows like Glo to glo/...fûcking 'no show!'

Feather weight niqqa!
...pity? for this bratty twit?/ abeg too wearisome to pity the level of 'Ted's stupidity.'/ we should have the 'right immunity,'/ cos her 'ex-sense' is an insult in 'this vicinity.'/ if folly is a birthmark, it'd 'her identity.'//
...forget me giving any levity...

Open season?..bitch I'm Boog, too 'precious to my lövers,'/ you'd wish u me when I throw ur 'Dentures in the gutter.'/ it'd be like film trick...bomb 'Explodes on your manners.'/ boom! And 'teddyb has it' will be left with nothing to 'ear' shît!//
... believe it...

Saying Teddy gives upper-cuts is she 'owning a barber shop,'/ or she 'works in a sweat shop.'/ I'on snip! I'm posh...my 'toppings are top notch!'/ T's the one that'll 'mop her own fûck up!'//
....fact! straight up!!

This Yobbo's clueless/... like a 'brainless nitwit.'/ one word's all I need...eaten, 'piece of biscuit.'/ ion need an army cos 'imma win this.'/ YeYe's gon' whoop Ted in 'her own precinct!'//
...dumbo lacks instinct...

Ted's 'a pillow humper.'/ bîtch be like 'ion need a man..wack 'woolly lover.'/ she's a groupie...'mere carpet muncher.'/ so good she is..deserves a 'mid-finger puppet./
....or a thick rubber nugget...

I'll...
...'Pull down you vest,'/ 'show them your chest,'/ cut off your tîts before I 'put you to rest.'/ good your coffin was 'bought by yourself.'/ no stress for me...as I bury you 'in your own sweat!//
....its nearing the end of your quest...

Hey Teddy'sAnAshi!!
U wanna hunt a prey? Perch on my skin...u'll get really hurt!/ sentenced to death,/ straight off to hell...u'll be 'Serving the fiery master,'/ by 'Straffing his heavy monster!'/
while I'm here 'Surfing for the next loser,"/Teddybiyasi'll be oiling 'plenty-big-a55es!"


YeaYeaNot

yeyenatu former dp she Snapped only her leg with a red footwear have been trying to upload it since but my server was acting funny, if you can upload thanks

yo ffuck anybody i might alarm

Kk let roll




Ok.......It's time we kick the flow/ the shewolf ready to steal this show/ am hot, u can't compare the heat with stove/ it's not ,"funny" if I say I'll eat the ho/ cos I've brought "yeye a casket" ...... am right here to "kill the joke!!!"

make the killing slow,
.........as I attack with sandpaper to give a rough touch/ she's a dead prey claiming touch munch...but easily killed with soft cut/...when my sword severs...it quickly gives em V-cutting to her skull if she claim she's topnotch!

........go back to ur romance section, this thread ain't for u/ this vet is ur doom/ and I can beat the best in ur crew/ but as na only u waka come, I'll leave u so 'bloody' the only colour u'll see the same as the 'red' in ur shoes!

.........killing her pen-shun, now giving her soul salary/ such a little fool trying to go against a whole gallant me?/ when she couldn't "spit drug images" if she sallow a d0pe gallery!!"

........I sow seed in her mouth and rip her lungs/ my pistols ready to bleep ya guts/ and since ur forming the celebrity in this section..... am willing to give some shots!!

........Yeye is an as.shole still WE DON'T NEED HER SH1T/ I'm demn calm with aggressive flow so PLS DON'T GET ME PISSED/ but this lass already trespassed, now I'll 'twist her limbs' and send her to a PHYSIOTHERAPIST!

.......this biitch blaze with nothing/ while am aim with more hits/ the foolish clown only gat jokes. . .her names means mockery/
but the shewolf cracks bones. . a punch deliver more 'breaks' than 'lazy employees!!'

.......I storm in with gats/ my goons coming for jabs/ but wait! why fronting this lass/
her 'fists full' but too dumb to hit back/
coz there's so many c*cks in her hands!!

.......the cut off point is death, and yeyenatu won't pass the average mark/ the 'W' condition ain't good plss tell that toddler the climate's bad/ the 'L' is hers but if she thinks of grabbing a 'D' that will b the male voters private part!!

.......I follow this rap thread coz am a real disciple/ u do the same just to have dicks inside u/ bi*tch! I 'flow' for rank, but ur getting "more wet pants by men around" than ur "mentrual cycle!!"..

.......I'll kill and exhume the savage/ Yeye should be in the garage . . . she steady ranting and spitting garbage/ and always getting 'mis understood' like she reps the 'midget pageant'!

.......I hit ya with puns, metas leading to punch!! You can call that a mixture blow/ I spit so angel 180, girl advise to fix your flow/ cus loss is what I see as your perfect view..I'm lily white I gat proof..cus the feet is what your picture shows!!

yeyenatu: TEDDY's Fame!! NOT!!!!!

Yea's set n 'she is ready.'/ adrenaline pumping... fúck 'being steady.'/ 'm 'bout to break this toy, remove the wool 'in this teddy.'/ flatten her ego like a 'painful wedgie,'/ 
...bïtch best get 'the best medic.'

Ted reeks like a used n 'discarded côndõ.m.'/ runs her mouth like 'a part time mobster.'/ embarrassing she is like a 'retracted scrõ.tum'./ like when she's caught giving her dog an 'imagined blöw-jöb.'/
...an abandoned project!'

Your skinny stature is alarming...I sure 'say na AIDS'./albino looking twât with faulty eyes...likes to hang on 'Coog's shoelace'/ her loose cûnt needs no traffic police...no need to 'shout give way!'/
...even does 'behind based!'

Four blows, one die! Impossible? 'ask the red devils.'/ like a rat and it's prey, let her 'bask in her folly.'/ jabs on her...can 'daze flying eagles.'/ u're lost, I've been found so 'chuck the raw evils.'/...no hard feelings, bïtch! dude just prefer 'to chop this real food!'//
...in ur after life, 'try to get even'...

TB's 'dead beat!'/ unwanted rhythm...just like 'death's teeth!'/ she's old news but Yea's 'damn sêxy!'/ my mounds give a 'standing ovation..Teds? They 'downsizing.!//
...her elastic front needs balancing...

I'm noticed 'everywhere I go.'/ felt presence I have...'even u sef know!'/ but T's an 'empty hen' that likes to squawk 'in her own burrow.'/ my grammar 'glo with pride.' hers? Dumb... its 'easy to figure.'/ 
....When her folly grows, her stupidity follows like Glo to glo/...fûcking 'no show!'

Feather weight niqqa!
...pity? for this bratty twit?/ abeg too wearisome to pity the level of 'Ted's stupidity.'/ we should have the 'right immunity,'/ cos her 'ex-sense' is an insult in 'this vicinity.'/ if folly is a birthmark, it'd 'her identity.'//
...forget me giving any levity...

Open season?..bitch I'm Boog, too 'precious to my lövers,'/ you'd wish u me when I throw ur 'Dentures in the gutter.'/ it'd be like film trick...bomb 'Explodes on your manners.'/ boom! And 'teddyb has it' will be left with nothing to 'ear' shît!//
... believe it...

Saying Teddy gives upper-cuts is she 'owning a barber shop,'/ or she 'works in a sweat shop.'/ I'on snip! I'm posh...my 'toppings are top notch!'/ T's the one that'll 'mop her own fûck up!'//
....fact! straight up!!

This Yobbo's clueless/... like a 'brainless nitwit.'/ one word's all I need...eaten, 'piece of biscuit.'/ ion need an army cos 'imma win this.'/ YeYe's gon' whoop Ted in 'her own precinct!'//
...dumbo lacks instinct...

Ted's 'a pillow humper.'/ bîtch be like 'ion need a man..wack 'woolly lover.'/ she's a groupie...'mere carpet muncher.'/ so good she is..deserves a 'mid-finger puppet./
....or a thick rubber nugget...

I'll...
...'Pull down you vest,'/ 'show them your chest,'/ cut off your tîts before I 'put you to rest.'/ good your coffin was 'bought by yourself.'/ no stress for me...as I bury you 'in your own sweat!//
....its nearing the end of your quest...

Hey Teddy'sAnAshi!!
U wanna hunt a prey? Perch on my skin...u'll get really hurt!/ sentenced to death,/ straight off to hell...u'll be 'Serving the fiery master,'/ by 'Straffing his heavy monster!'/
while I'm here 'Surfing for the next loser,"/Teddybiyasi'll be oiling 'plenty-big-a55es!"


YeaYeaNot

incase of any physical reaction

teddybiyasi: yeyenatu former dp she Snapped only her leg with a red footwear have been trying to upload it since but my server was acting funny, if you can upload thanks
yo ffuck anybody i might alarm
Kk let roll
Ok.......It's time we kick the flow/ the shewolf ready to steal this show/ am hot, u can't compare the heat with stove/ it's not ,"funny" if I say I'll eat the ho/ cos I've brought "yeye a casket" ...... am right here to "kill the joke!!!"
make the killing slow,
.........as I attack with sandpaper to give a rough touch/ she's a dead prey claiming touch munch...but easily killed with soft cut/...when my sword severs...it quickly gives em V-cutting to her skull if she claim she's topnotch!
........go back to ur romance section, this thread ain't for u/ this vet is ur doom/ and I can beat the best in ur crew/ but as na only u waka come, I'll leave u so 'bloody' the only colour u'll see the same as the 'red' in ur shoes!
.........killing her pen-shun, now receiving his soul salary/ such a little fool trying to go against a whole gallant me?/ when she couldn't "spit drug images" if she sallow a dope gallery!!"
........I sow seed in her mouth and rip her lungs/ my pistols ready to bleep ya guts/ and since ur forming the celebrity in this section..... am willing to give some shots!!
........Yeye is an as.shole still WE DON'T NEED HER SH1T/ I'm demn calm with aggressive flow so PLS DON'T GET ME PISSED/ but this lass already trespassed, now I'll 'twist her limbs' and send her to a PHYSIOTHERAPIST!
.......this biitch blaze with nothing/ while am aim with more hits/ the foolish clown only gat jokes. . .her names means mockery/
but the shewolf cracks bones. . a punch deliver more 'breaks' than 'lazy employees!!'
.......I storm in with gats/ my goons coming for jabs/ but wait! why fronting this lass/
her 'fists full' but nothing to hit back/
coz there's so many c*cks in her hands!!
.......the cut off point is death, and yeyenatu won't pass the average mark/ the 'W' condition ain't good plss tell that toddler the climate's bad/ the 'L' is hers but if she thinks of grabbing a 'D' that will b the male voters private part!!
.......I follow this rap thread coz am a real disciple/ u do the same just to have dicks inside u/ bi*tch! I 'flow' for rank, but ur getting "more wet pants by men around" than ur "mentrual cycle!!"..
.......I'll kill and exhume the savage/ Yeye should be in the garage . . . she steady ranting and spitting garbage/ and always getting 'mis understood' like she reps the 'midget pageant'!
.......I hit ya with puns, metas leading to punch!! You can call that a mixture blow/ I spit so angel 180, girl advise to fix your flow/ cus lost is what I see as your perfect view..I'm lily white I gat proof..cus the feet is what your picture shows!!

*thumbs*


Night!!


YeaYeaNot

Can I vote??

Sneeze....

yeyenatu:

*thumbs*


Night!!


YeaYeaNot

Wow...you're really Good...I chose you over teddy...

[edited]

Nice nice

Pretty ladies

Mvgt- Yeyenatu

smh! hip hop has gone to the muds. no hate, but anybody sayin yeyenatu won is either a hater or doesn't understand hip hop....and ur not encouragin her! punchlines don't mean usin harsh words. teddy took this by a landslide, startin from the opener (bury the joke) to the closer. if u doubt me let's see what hip hop heads have to say. pls tag names...this is funny!


my-fuckyouhard-v -- teddymiyaki

fuckyouhard: smh! hip hop has gone to the muds. no hate, but anybody sayin yeyenatu won is either a hater or doesn't understand hip hop....and ur not encouragin her! punchlines don't mean usin harsh words. teddy took this by a landslide, startin from the opener (bury the joke) to the closer. if u doubt me let's see what hip hop heads have to say. pls tag names...this is funny!


my-fuckyouhard-v -- teddymiyaki

tales by moonlight

opener Teddy bear
rhymes- teddy bear
punchlines teddy bear
similes/metas- teddy bear
humour- both
creativity,- both
lyricism teddy bear
diction- - teddy bear
flow/rhyme schme- teddy bear..
puns/ wordplays-nothing really fresh from both
closer- teddy bear

MVGT- Teddybiyasi

Lagunna:

tales by moonlight

u think am jokin? tag names then. ur not encouragin that girl

fuckyouhard: u think am jokin? tag names then. ur not encouragin that girl

fyh leave story joo
na nl we dey...

fuckyouhard: smh! hip hop has gone to the muds. no hate, but anybody sayin yeyenatu won is either a hater or doesn't understand hip hop....and ur not encouragin her! punchlines don't mean usin harsh words. teddy took this by a landslide, startin from the opener (bury the joke) to the closer. if u doubt me let's see what hip hop heads have to say. pls tag names...this is funny!


my-fuckyouhard-v -- teddymiyaki

Lols! To me the battle is one sided...Teddy won, I asked if I could vote sha....

Geoxpress:
Lols! To me the battle is one sided...Teddy won, I asked if I could vote sha....

vote na... why not..

My verdict....

Opener---teddy

Closer----teddy(its quite stale «defeat, the feet»...bt u supported ur personal wit a punchline)

Flow----teddy(very easy to read! While yeye's own is jampacked)

Metaphors---teddy(like lime said quality over quantity!)

Punchlines----teddy(its obvious, she payed attention to this!)

Plays----teddy

Mvgt------teddy!

She had a really cool nd understandable setup!
Yeyanatu u'd get there....its a step @ a time!

#geoxpress!

Geoxpress: My verdict....

Opener---teddy

Closer----teddy(its quite stale «defeat, the feet»...bt u supported ur personal wit a punchline)

Flow----teddy(very easy to read! While yeye's own is jampacked)

Metaphors---teddy(like lime said quality over quantity!)

Punchlines----teddy(its obvious, she payed attention to this!)

Plays----teddy

Mvgt------teddy!

She had a really cool nd understandable setup!
Yeyanatu u'd get there....its a step @ a time!

#geoxpress!

haaaaa...
oya u can't vote

GuyKhena pls set up a thread for me vs Ksslib 12bars...we'd drop 4pm today!

Lagunna:

haaaaa...
oya u can't vote

Lwkmd! Lagunna.....bt its obvious

A very direct punchline nd interesting one she gave is

"Since ur forming the celebrity, I'm willing to take the shots". This punchline got me laughing!

Geoxpress:
Lwkmd! Lagunna.....bt its obvious

A very direct punchline nd interesting one she gave is

"Since ur forming the celebrity, I'm willing to take the shots". This punchline got me laughing!

mtscheew

Lagunna:

mtscheew

.....Teddybiyasi won this! That's the fact!

"One punch delivers more breaks than lazy employees!"

Geoxpress:

.....Teddybiyasi won this! That's the fact!

"One punch delivers more breaks than lazy employees!"

lolzz.. story for the gods... abeg make we no derail joo...

Una wan tear una pants/boxers?


Hehehe


Abeg I just dey wake oooo. Who's making my coffee?

Voting don end?

'the one that bought her own casket' or 'the one wey dey form celebrity'?


Buhahahahahaa!!! Add a croissant to the breakfast abeg!!!

Encourage kwa? The gey? Hehehehe... chia! I don suffer!!!


Not to derail... I go stop here oo. happy voting!!! See y'all for chatroom ooo.


PS: don't have dat pic anymore... changed phones.



YeaYeaNot

hope a regular guest can vote
I don't mean to derail or cause confusion,


but I support FYH & geo press on this.... teddy won...
the punches are overwhelming from a femcee

Mvgt ... Teddybiyasi
No need breaking down, the battle is one-sided
Nice show from Yeyenatu too. U just need to use humours instead of threats when delivering punches. Set ur lines well too. I enjoy ur vocabs a lot, babe

Hehehehe... na insult I sabi ooo... im a show giver na. hehehe...


U, i'm still coming for!!!

Wrongturn:

Mvgt ... Teddybiyasi
No need breaking down, the battle is one-sided
Nice show from Yeyenatu too. U just need to use humours instead of threats when delivering punches. Set ur lines well too. I enjoy ur vocabs a lot, babe

"Sare wagba...koloba..."


YeaYeaNot

Yeyenatu, i'm really impressed! At least you've improved a bit. you had two or three lines i liked !!

Teddymalaki, go and battle vicki, na cheap wins you dey always fynd !


Fair battle

yeyenatu: Hehehehe... na insult I sabi ooo... im a show giver na. hehehe...


U, i'm still coming for!!!




"Sare wagba...koloba..."


YeaYeaNot

Lmao! Na u no gree accept again na