These are some of the phrases I have heard countless times used by politicians in Nigeria:

All hands are on deck...
We are on top of the situation....
A committee has been set up....


Please add more. My brain is failing me this early night.

Guidette: My brain is failing me this early night.

is this a frequent occurrence?

A committee should be raised on this matter! GEJ!

america will know is getting annoying, because people are parroting it anyhow as if they were unaware before, that america knows.


some i.diots dont even know america has known them before they ever thought of applying for a visa to any country in the world.

Op, Go and die

"Free and fair elections"

"Unscrupulous elements"

"Overheating the polity"

"Stomach infrastructure"

"Na only you waka come? Diaris god o"

"Political higi-haga; ship of state heading towards avoidable cataracts, land mines, water fronts, ice bergs and oxbow lakes"

key into the transformation agenda of ----

categorically stating
dividends of democracy

we strongly condem.........but no action

2nd niger bridge!

Power to the people!

We are progressives!

Tolexander: 2nd niger bridge

1. I have set up a 92-man committee.
2. In line with the presidents Transformation Agenda.
3. President Goodluck E. Jonathan condemns the bombing of ........Reuben Abati(Grand "condemner" of the federal republic).

"No stone will be left unturned."

I have joined the light (after de camping from one party to another)

All protocols observed


The will of the people


One man one vote

"We shall enshwa (ensure)..." in aboki man's voice.








NO OFFENCE INTENDED.

kulboy: 1. I have set up a 92-man committee.
2. In line with the presidents Transformation Agenda.
3. President Goodluck E. Jonathan condemns the bombing of ........Reuben Abati(Grand "condemner" of the federal republic).

DWINDLING OIL REVENUE

We are on top of the situation. Obama is proud of me

ojokojonwanyi: "We shall enshwa (ensure)..." in aboki man's voice.








NO OFFENCE INTENDED.

Nnamdi Sambo

Jonathan voice prof in zoology the perpetual will not go unpunished bokoram will face the warrant of the law

In line with The transfomation agenda of mr president...(coming frm pdp govs and federal ministers)


It is a welcome development that ......(anti amaechi politician supporting mbu j mbu)

Never befor in d history of this state/local govt/ministry has anyone performed so well in the area of...... (sycophant protecting their cake or asking for crumbs to feed on)

we are adequately funded so we dnt accept bribes frm .....(security operatives trying hard to desociate themselves frm polics)

The govt of the day is currupt thats why we must pist them out....(opposition party working on the psyche of the electorate to pave the way fro them to loot)

nor be their fault sha....

Islam is a religion of peace.
No religion preaches violence
And ehhh 2014 budget appropriation bill

excuse me mr speaker...


as a member of the senate of the federal republic of Nigeria i will ensure that i do all within my power...

stakeholders forum or a meeting of stakeholders

Loool. Thanks for all the replies. Very funny.

There will be constant power supply.

We'll get to the root of the matter.

Insha Allah

Go and die