This was written by Chinenye Ugonna of
Premium Times. Lol, Chineye the same thing
happens here in Lagos. Fake broke guys with no
means of livelihood, lmao.
This week, we are going to put the spotlight on
fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too – they are all
FABBs. These guys are always well-dressed with
flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich
homes. You see them looking like a bag of
money, meanwhile nothing in their bank
accounts. There is nothing wrong with looking
good and not having money to back it up. There
is only something wrong when you are doing it
for packaging. Continue below...
1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this
is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs
use all the accents in the world; British,
American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in
one. If they are talking to a babe who probably
lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent
automatically changes just to impress. Please,
embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an
Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it.
You don’t see an American man trying to talk
like a Nigerian.
2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly
defining character of the male FABB. They do
not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O
-B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not
want to be bothered about taking care of a babe
who’s probably still in school or sharing CV
about. That is not in their dictionary of potential
girlfriends.
3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars:
Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to
their father or uncle.
4. He always has a political connection: A typical
Abuja boy is always related to some politician or
influential person. The politicians are always
their uncle but hardly ever their father.
Sometimes, it could even be a politician they
have met once- he becomes their uncle.
5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male
FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still
pay for everything they own. If you know a guy
who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama
but does not have a regular job, check that guy!
They probably even get monthly allowance from
their parents every month as grown men. Hey,
not judging, you do you.
6. He immediately introduces you to his family/
friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy
in Abuja, and before you know it, he has
introduced you to his family and friends. In your
mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo
(wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you
are girlfriend no. 9.
7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a
short period of dating: They tell you that you are
a wife material or even propose marriage so
they can be living off their new working class
babe. You would cook, clean and before you
know it, you have turned to their provider. Their
food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care
of by the working class babe. They start with
“Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you
back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps
increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her
money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not
good o! It should be a joint effort.
8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays:
This is the time to remember all the hook-ups
they have forgotten from Monday to
Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up
with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t
respond, Salewa will. After all there are many
fishes in the sea.
9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not
referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle
for their money from Monday to Friday to make
ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who
claim they work during the week but people still
cannot point a finger on what they do. On
Friday, they would be the first to update their
status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.
10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the
club: They are always the first to order bottles
just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they
would remember they have to go to the
bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne.
After popping and being forced to pay, they
come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that
the money would have bought you a nice plate
of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
So, there you have the Fake Abuja Big Boy,
FABB away.http://dailytrumpeters..com.es/2014/08/how-to-spot-fake-abuja-big-boy.html?m=1

@OP, nice one you got there. Tell us how to spot a Fake ABuja Girl? Cos I know we have many of them..

Op are you speaking from experience?

Op talking from experience, so he finally dumped you from maitama back to Nyanya.

jking001: Op talking from experience, so he finally dumped you from maitama back to Nyanya.

not nyanya - cause she's still in FCT!

Back to one-man village! Not even maraba!

Have mercy nah.

nwaanambra1:

not nyanya - cause she's still in FCT!

Back to one-man village! Not even maraba!

Nigerians and packaging. Why not use your precious time to find out how to make money?