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Advance Medicine by Michdear(f): 1:09pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
"An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" A British doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks!" A Canadian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain, made him President and now the whole country is looking for work! Lmao!"No be me talk am! |
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