It is no longer a secret that the most amusing,interesting and popular personalities on various websites and forums and despite the amount of despicability attached to the art, it is indeed a lucrative terrain for internet notoriety and popularity.

It is good to note however that this art would gain you as much haters as the love or fanbase you get from it.

This thread is a roll call for the trolls and aspirants on Nairaland, tips (100%success rate) of how to be a troll, and also historical evidences of the most popular web trolls of all time as well as a thread for discourse of the art of trolling by trolls and interested persons.

Book your seats now as I take yall on this bumpy ride!





#BITG

you should be in bed by now

I'm all eyes

With the interest shown by Nastydroid and MzNelly, I begin with the first rule to trolling


1.
Don’t get reported. There are good trolls
and there are bad trolls. You want to be a
good troll. Griefing, flaming and generally being
an annoying jerk will only get you reported and
eventually banned. If you want to remain in the
community, be funny, be clever, and be a troll
that people enjoy watching. Know your audience,
know what they will expect and tolerate and you
will be able to bring smiles and lols to everyone.

Making a moral point with your trolls or
making a game out of your trolling (for
everyone else, not just you) is a good way to
make your antics accepted within Nairaland.
E.G SpaceGoat's troll thread on the types of Girls guys should avoid though a comic relief, had a visible iota of truth in it.




#BITG

Dumb

And?

Andyblaze:


It is no longer a secret that the most amusing,interesting and popular personalities on various websites and forums and despite the amount of despicability attached to the art, it is indeed a lucrative terrain for internet notoriety and popularity.

It is good to note however that this art would gain you as much haters as the love or fanbase you get from it.

This thread is a roll call for the trolls and aspirants on Nairaland, tips (100%success rate) of how to be a troll, and also historical evidences of the most popular web trolls of all time as well as a thread for discourse of the art of trolling by trolls and interested persons.

Book your seats now as I take yall on this bumpy ride!





#BITG

You better quit this fake life so as to safe your mind of depression , what would internet popularity dash your soul other than temporal bliss ! .... Get Busy andy !

Andyblaze:
With the interest shown by Nastydroid and MzNelly, I begin with the first rule to trolling


1.
Don’t get reported. There are good trolls
and there are bad trolls. You want to be a
good troll. Griefing, flaming and generally being
an annoying jerk will only get you reported and
eventually banned. If you want to remain in the
community, be funny, be clever, and be a troll
that people enjoy watching. Know your audience,
know what they will expect and tolerate and you
will be able to bring smiles and lols to everyone.

Making a moral point with your trolls or
making a game out of your trolling (for
everyone else, not just you) is a good way to
make your antics accepted within Nairaland.
E.G SpaceGoat's troll thread on the types of Girls guys should avoid though a comic relief, had a visible iota of truth in it.




#BITG

Andyblaze:
With the interest shown by Nastydroid and MzNelly, I begin with the first rule to trolling


1.
Don’t get reported. There are good trolls
and there are bad trolls. You want to be a
good troll. Griefing, flaming and generally being
an annoying jerk will only get you reported and
eventually banned. If you want to remain in the
community, be funny, be clever, and be a troll
that people enjoy watching. Know your audience,
know what they will expect and tolerate and you
will be able to bring smiles and lols to everyone.

Making a moral point with your trolls or
making a game out of your trolling (for
everyone else, not just you) is a good way to
make your antics accepted within Nairaland.
E.G SpaceGoat's troll thread on the types of Girls guys should avoid though a comic relief, had a visible iota of truth in it.




#BITG

Hmmm, observing

More tips coming

@Andyblaze you 're right, we got a troll who went from being a popcorn vendor on almost every thread to being a very effective supermod today

Trolling was fun, Damn!!!

Freiburger: @Andyblaze you 're right, we got a toll who went from being a popcorn vendor on almost every thread to being a very effective supermod today

Care to give a name?

GIYAZZ: Trolling was fun, Damn!!!

It's never too late, you know?

Karleb:

It's never too late, you know?

Karleb, kai! E don tey!! Whassup na?

Never too late? I retired bro, I'm in this time in life where you prepare for the future. . . Climbing to my prime.

GIYAZZ: Karleb, kai! E don tey!! Whassup na?

Never too late? I retired bro, I'm in this time in life where you prepare for the future. . . Climbing to my prime.

Guy! I just dey jare.

Seems like your papa don introduce koboko



That justifies a saying that in life there is time for everything.

Karleb:

Care to give a name?

Mynd44.

Danhumprey: Mynd44.

Karleb:

Yes!

Freiburger: @Andyblaze you 're right, we got a toll who went from being a popcorn vendor on almost every thread to being a very effective supermod today

President of the Derailers Association of Nairaland(DAN) and founding member of "Club 15"

Danhumprey: Yes!

But wait o, does he ban people for trolling?

Karleb:

Guy! I just dey jare.

Seems like your papa don introduce koboko



That justifies a saying that in life there is time for everything.

Yeah bro, there's time for everything indeed. There was time for god_of_music the blacksheep of Nairaland, but it's all history now. The world is changing, as I grow up, I'm beginning to realize that life is a journey, one booked a bus in the bus stop and he's gotta get on board to reach his destination. . . I've booked a bus, I'm in the moving bus. Oh! I miss the bus stop and the lovely people I met there. . . What a life! I cry sometimes when I flip the pages of history. It's touching! But I thankGod for my life, when I die, remember this:. . . I was here!!

Karleb:

But wait o, does he ban people for trolling?

Ha! I don't know o!

Danhumprey: Ha! I don't know o!

This thread should be one of us favs.

Danhumprey: Ha! I don't know o!

On a more serious note, he shouldn't be doing that 'cause they are he's kinsmen.


Abi I lie ?

Infact NL is now becoming Nigeria, where prisons produce presidents, it's a good thing though.

GIYAZZ: Yeah bro, there's time for everything indeed. There was time for god_of_music the blacksheep of Nairaland, but it's all history now. The world is changing, as I grow up, I'm beginning to realize that life is a journey, one booked a bus in the bus stop and he's gotta get on board to reach his destination. . . I've booked a bus, I'm in the moving bus. Oh! I miss the bus stop and the lovely people I met there. . . What a life! I cry sometimes when I flip the pages of history. It's touching! But I thankGod for my life, when I die, remeber this:. . . I was here!!

Seriously, these days I just realise that kids are becoming boys and boys becoming men, you would even be surprised that the likes of Abu Mikey that craves for nothing but e- fame and martha's love are now getting serious, infact I hardly see his comments these days.

How about your musical carrier/life.


PS: Abu abeg, no bring quarrel o.

glitest:
This thread should be one of us favs.

One of our favourite,right? A special chat lounge for you and I.

Karleb:

On a more serious note, he shouldn't be doing that 'cause they are he's kinsmen.


Abi I lie ?

Infact NL is now becoming Nigeria, where prisons produce presidents, it's a good thing though.

Na true o!

Karleb:


Seriously, these days I just realise that kids are becoming boys and boys becoming men, you would even be surprised that the likes of Abu Mikey that craves for nothing but e- fame and martha's love are now getting serious, infact I hardly see his comments these days.

How about your musical carrier/life.


PS: Abu abeg, no bring quarrel o.

You dey find Mikey's trouble o!

Karleb:


Seriously, these days I just realise that kids are becoming boys and boys becoming men, you would even be surprised that the likes of Abu Mikey that craves for nothing but e- fame and martha's love are now getting serious, infact I hardly see his comments these days.

How about your musical carrier/life.


PS: Abu abeg, no bring quarrel o.

I noticed that about Abumikey, almost everybody is changing. Andyblaze seems to be the only active "Troll" from our dissolved gang/Group of friends.

I don't see peeps like Austeenx, Airforce1, Dannylux, Vivly, Nomski0, Mayapop, 190, etc. . . Rusty bro, forgotten some names!

My music life is goood. . . Just playing my card well. When I do a good music, imma promote it online. Thanks for asking