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Silly Questions Nigerians Ask And Answers They Deserve by henrydimo: 8:52pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
Some Silly questions people ask these days: (And ‘Lovely’ Answers) When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? Answer: No! I’m training to die. When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain? Answer: No, I would go in the next one. Your friend calls your HOME phone: Where are you? Answer: At the bus-stop. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom: Did you just have a bath? Answer: No. I fell in the toilet bowl. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask: Going up? Answer: No! No! I am waiting for my office to come down and get me. Yours boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him: Are those flowers? Answer: No baby! They are carrots. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: Is anyone in there? Answer: No! Na SHIT, lock the door. You’re in a queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend sees you and asks: What are you doing here? Answer: I’m here to pay my school fees. A friend in surprise sees you on board the same flight and asks you: Are you on this flight? Answer: No, I just found myself on it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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