“Crazy in Love” doesn’t
even begin to describe
it.

1. You constantly check
your phone to see if your
crush has texted you, even
if it hasn't buzzed.

2. You freak out whenever
your phone buzzes, because
it just might be your crush.

3. When you see that it was
your crush who texted you,
it takes you at least a full
minute to compose yourself
before you can check your
text. A choir of angels might even be singing in the
distance.

4. If it wasn't your crush
who texted you, your heart
sinks and you curse
whoever had the nerve to
contact you.

5. You agonize over every
word, punctuation mark,
and emoji you use when
you text your crush as if
you were one of the
founding fathers writing the Constitution.

6. Every minute it takes for
your crush to respond to
you can only be described as
complete and utter agony.

7. You calculate how long
before you respond to your
crush, sort of like Goldilocks
did with the three bears'
porridge; it can't be too
soon or too long, but has to be just right.

8. When it comes to stalking
your crush on social media,
you're as efficient as the
NSA.

9. You know Instagram is
the way to check out how
hot your crush is, while
Twitter is best for
background on personality.

10. You've accidentally liked
an old photo of theirs on
Instagram.

11. You are a master at the
art of reverse-stalking your
crush on Facebook.

12. Timing when you friend
your crush on Facebook is a
fine art that you have
perfected.

13. If your crush friends or
follows you on social media
before you do, it is pretty
much the best moment of
your entire life.

14. You will sporadically like
and comment on your
crush's Facebook activity,
finely straddling the line
between creepy and cute.

15. You know your crush's
middle name, the names of
their parents, siblings, any
pets, and best friends —
whether or not you have
ever talked to them in person — because of social
media.

16. You also know their
favorite TV shows, movies,
foods, and taste in music.

17. You also know random
trivia about your crush, like
where they went on
vacation in 2011 or what
clubs they were part of in
college.

18. If you talk to your
crush, you have to be super
careful not to let on how
much you know about
them via the internet.

19. You'll tweet about your
crush's favorite TV show or
movie just after they did in
the hopes of favorably
gaining their attention.

20. You'll also post
something online that
makes you seem "cool" or
even "hot" if you know
your crush will see it.

21. You and your friends
have a nickname for your
crush. You probably think it
is clever, but really it just is
creepy.

22. You are able to spot
your crush from far
distances or in a crowd
because of weird
distinguishing physical
features, like the shape of their head or the size of
their ears.

23. You've probably had a
dream about your crush.

24. You've probably had an
inappropriate dream about
your crush.

25. You also will daydream
about your crush. You will
probably think about how
cute they are.

26. Also, what they are
doing right now.

27. Maybe even what they
are wearing.

28. And most important, if
they are thinking about you
right now too.

29. In your mind, you've
tried on your crush's last
name, just in case you get
married.

30. You've already picked
out your honeymoon spot.

31. Also, what you will
name your children.

32. You've had an imaginary
conversation in your head
with your crush. Usually it
goes better than any real
conversation you might
have with them.

33. You plan how nice your
outfit will be based on
whether or not you expect
to see your crush that day.

34. You stand up straighter
when you are around your
crush.

35. You also suck in your
stomach.

36. You've drawn their
name in a heart. It's cute
when you're in elementary
school. In a college
notebook or on office
stationery, it's just creepy.

37. You constantly see
things you want to buy for
them when you are out
running errands, but realize
such a gesture would
probably just be weird.

38. Your friends are sick and
tired of how much you
bring up your crush in
conversation.

39. Their favorite place to
hang out suddenly becomes
your favorite place to hang
out.

40. You'll also consider
attending an event you
would never go to under
normal circumstances, like a
basketball game, because
that's where you might see your crush.

41. When you talk/text
your crush, you try your
absolute hardest to keep
your cool, but in your head,
YOU ARE TOTALLY
FREAKING OUT.

42. When you are around
your crush, you absolutely,
100% cannot fart.

43. You also cannot burp. <belch>

44. Instead of your normal
laugh, you do this weird
forced thing so as to make it
clear you think everything
that comes out of your
crush's mouth is comic gold.

45. You also hang on to
every word that comes out
of your crush's mouth as if
they are Jesus and you are
one of his disciples.

46. You will attend an event
or party based on whether
or not your crush will be
there.

47. If you're in the same
room as your crush, you
always know where they
are at any given time, sort
of how a lifeguard keeps
one eye on a weak swimmer at all times.

48. You'll position yourself
in a room so you can see
your crush, and vice versa.

49. You've come close to
perfecting the art of staring
at your crush without them
noticing.

50. That being said, there
have been some close calls.

51. There definitely has been
a time where you thought
your crush waved at you
and you waved back, only
to notice they were waving
at someone behind you.

52. But the first time your
crush noticed you was
downright magical.

53. And if your crush has
graced you with the gift of
their conversation, it was a
moment in your life you
will never forget.

54. Once your crush has
noticed you, your emotions
will soar like a kite of
happiness.

55. But then, for some
reason — maybe you see
your crush talking to
someone else — you will
experience soul-crushing
doubt.

56. The thought of whether
or not your crush will ever
like you, the most
existential of life questions,
will cross your mind.

57. Then, you'll have
another moment of contact
with your crush, and your
roller-coastering emotions
will return back to normal,
or as normal as they ever will be.

58. Despite all of this
craziness, you've realized
having a crush is one of the
most human experiences
you can possibly have.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/insane-things-you-only-do-when-you-have-a-crush?s=mobile

Chai are you still updating When I can't even finish d first one. Though most of things u said are true. Baba God thank u ooo (FTC).

smilingazor: Chai are you still updating When I can't even finish d first one. Though most of things u said are true. Baba God thank u ooo (FTC).

done!

Why on earth will having a crush turn someone into a possible yabaleft patient

Fantasy.

This really made LOL in the middle of the night.

Umarbaseet: Fantasy.

fantasy? Those are facts!

MisterLongman: Why on earth will having a crush turn someone into a possible yabaleft patient

I presume that you've never crushed on someone before?

Nice work!

Nobleval: I presume that you've never crushed on someone before?

Do I look like a rock

[size=14pt]I can see this op ate to satisfaction to have time to compose this long crap[/size]

does that mean I have cruse on Fatima.?...... Chaii... U may be true ooo... Because I CONSTANTLY check her profile to just see her 'last seen'....

MisterLongman: Do I look like a rock

I don't know o. Lemme check

dryakson: does that mean I have cruse on Fatima.?...... Chaii... U may be true ooo... Because I CONSTANTLY check her profile to just see her 'last seen'....

redcliff: [size=14pt]I can see this op ate to satisfaction to have time to compose this long crap[/size]

Are you done?

Chisos! E don be for me.

I need an Idea on how I can completely crush the crush am crushing for my crush. I don't like the feeling at all.

all theeeeeeeeeeeeese?

dah means I neva start crushing yet o

TAH!

THE SECOND PART DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE IN NAIJA... I STILL DOUBT SOME OF THE FIRST ONE SEF...



#TEAMCRUSHWITHCONTROL

herald9: TAH!

THE SECOND PART DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE IN NAIJA... I STILL DOUBT SOME OF THE FIRST ONE SEF...



#TEAMCRUSHWITHCONTROL

it happens....

Nobleval: it happens....

have you done it before?

Or have you been doing it?

herald9:
have you done it before?

Or have you been doing it?

well...some of them

snadguy007: After doing all these stuffs during the 'crushing period'. There wont be anytin left to do when she finally agree to date you. From there, the relationship starts getting boring and the rest becomes history

how can a relationship get boring?

"8. When it comes to stalking on social media , you are as efficient as the NSA".
this made me laff

I only crush on the crush-able. Light skin Babes Only.



TMan.

So I am guilty of numbers
8.
11.
15.
25.
29.
32.
45.
49.
50.
57.
58.
Lol.
Crushing on people is something I do easily but then, it doesn't last.
But I've been crushing on Olamide for ages now.

Best solution, let it fade away

TrollMan: I only crush on the crush-able. Light skin Babes Only.



TMan.

hmmm another Mrcork?

hehehe...