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So, this world has gone so bad. Just look at the options listed above. For me, the only option is GODLINESS.

SMH

Famouspecky: Money
Se.x
caring
humility
Six packs
Cleanliness

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*watching atop a mango tree*

A man's ass. If there is anything dey pride in about there man is the size of his gluteus maximus

Money of cours

Mutuwa:

*watching atop a mango tree*

I'm checking ur pulse! Cos ur supposed to b dead

Just passing by....coming back Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ coment

Women cannot come to u if u dont ve money or not interested in marriage

Silkmoth33: I'm checking ur pulse! Cos ur supposed to b dead

you and this pulse checking self..na house man ship you de do?

first things first
1. manner of approach
2. my list of whethet is an interesting guy or not. etc

banana omg i just forgot am a man,

Mutuwa:

you and this pulse checking self..na house man ship you de do?

oya bp check

Silkmoth33: oya bp check

u don pursue me be that

Spicylate: first things first
1. manner of approach
2. my list of whethet is an interesting guy or not. etc

so on point...this is wat most peeps call 'first impression'...even if i dont av feelings or intention of dating her, i always make sure we start on a good note..

Mutuwa:

you and this pulse checking self..na house man ship you de do?

More like medical student...
The gluteus maximus gave me a clue e still dey shack, i remember when we used to joke about some people having gluteus maximus and some having just minimus back in school

sweettease:
More like medical student...
The gluteus maximus gave me a clue e still dey shack, i remember when we used to joke about some people having gluteus maximus and some having just minimus back in school

ur a med student too?

Nairalane: So, this world has gone so bad. Just look at the options listed above. For me, the only option is GODLINESS.

See pretence

Famouspecky:
See pretence

its no pretence. A family of the rich but an ungodly man will look like a union of Tyson and Chris Jericho

sweettease:
More like medical student...
The gluteus maximus gave me a clue e still dey shack, i remember when we used to joke about some people having gluteus maximus and some having just minimus back in school

Cute.

Alright I kno we are all Africans nd religious bt I love guys wit big d**ks nd who knows hw to use it. Who can wash my clothes cos I hate washing (I can wash his car in return). I also Lov neat , caring nd responsible guy. Bt who can drink wt me till we pass out. Just a fun loving person. I see all dat d first day. (Don't ask hw I find out bout d "D"

His height and shoe size...

Reading comments.....

Grabs chair, starts reading comments

daresma93: banana omg i just forgot am a man,

Slap him

DorisK: Alright I kno we are all Africans nd religious bt I love guys wit big d**ks nd who knows hw to use it. Who can wash my clothes cos I hate washing (I can wash his car in return). I also Lov neat , caring nd responsible guy. Bt who can drink wt me till we pass out. Just a fun loving person. I see all dat d first day. (Don't ask hw I find out bout d ""

its been a long time since i'v come across an honest and interesting gurl. plain simple truth with no prevarication. you can be religious but knowing what you like and want is the first thing i admire in a lady... i hate pretence.
but hey! i also hate the washing part o. i so hate ashing clothes but i can iron and wear clean clothes very well

DorisK: Alright I kno we are all Africans nd religious bt I love guys wit big d**ks nd who knows hw to use it. Who can wash my clothes cos I hate washing (I can wash his car in return). I also Lov neat , caring nd responsible guy. Bt who can drink wt me till we pass out. Just a fun loving person. I see all dat d first day. (Don't ask hw I find out bout d ""

its been a long time since i'v come across an honest and interesting gurl. plain simple truth with no prevarication. you can be religious but knowing what you like and want is the first thing i admire in a lady... i hate pretence.
but hey! i also hate the washing part o. i so hate ashing clothes but i can iron and wear clean clothes very well.

DorisK: Alright I kno we are all Africans nd religious bt I love guys wit big d**ks nd who knows hw to use it. Who can wash my clothes cos I hate washing (I can wash his car in return). I also Lov neat , caring nd responsible guy. Bt who can drink wt me till we pass out. Just a fun loving person. I see all dat d first day. (Don't ask hw I find out bout d ""

its been a long time since i'v come across an honest and interesting gurl. plain simple truth with no prevarication. you can be religious but knowing what you like and want is the first thing i admire in a lady... i hate pretence.
but hey! i also hate the washing part o. i so hate ashing clothes but i can iron and wear clean clothes very well

DorisK: Alright I kno we are all Africans nd religious bt I love guys wit big d**ks nd who knows hw to use it. Who can wash my clothes cos I hate washing (I can wash his car in return). I also Lov neat , caring nd responsible guy. Bt who can drink wt me till we pass out. Just a fun loving person. I see all dat d first day. (Don't ask hw I find out bout d ""

its been a long time since i'v come across an honest and interesting gurl. plain simple truth with no prevarication. you can be religious but knowing what you like and want is the first thing i admire in a lady... i hate pretence.
But hey! i also hate the washing part o. i so hate washing clothes but i can iron and wear clean clothes very well.

#JUSTsaying

darisgod: Money of cours

Make sure you've got enough of that too.

3cycle: His height and shoe size...

hmmm..

Obviously idle.............................

3cycle:
His height and shoe size...

really??
Is the shoe size erm………………

Nairalane:
So, this world has gone so bad. Just look at the options listed above. For me, the only option is GODLINESS.

pretence in the highest places