Funy thread ...

nikkypearl: Eeyaaaa! I can only Imagene!pele



U made my day lol @ "I cook jollof rice,he did not eat the meat!





One word! 4u... Boiledcorn sweerie,



U are very SILLY

Boiledcorn buried english since 16AD

eyeview: Nobody will carry anyone whose english is as bad as this to Uk. Its not his fault.
I sincerely suggest you work on getting some good education than concentrating on any boyfriend.

Haba naw... Is dat d advic? I wonda y u pple take litl tinx serious,she is jst tryin 2b funny I guess

How can you believe it when you are already boiled....boiledcorn,i will reply you when you learn how to type words correctly instead of destroying English words...consine?no i think it would be better if you include sine and tan

BoiledCorn: Please I fell bad for fighting him. I don know how he will forgive me and carry me to UK instead of hes woman cozine. I cook jorrof rice but hes don't just eat the meats and not talk to me
Please advice. My trip to oversee is on the lines.

Like seriously
Secondary schools has to resume 22nd
I wana re-enroll a student
Gosh!

BoiledCorn: Can you beleave this...becose me don't beleave it myself, I jus don undersatnd why my bf will want to carry hes woman cosine to uk when I beg first. They always hang round too much for my likeness. I even beleave there are molesting on themselfs behind society back very bad.
This is how ee take happen, He live in a 1 room self yard and when I go to sanity his room, I see the fly tickets. I comfront him and he says it for her schoolings. He thinks I no longer have sense. I raise alarms. And yard members seperete us from fight.

. Your english alone is enough reason not to take you to UK....haba

Maybe na ur terrible english no won mke am carry u go UK, make u no for go shoot for dia

There's no shortage of boiled corn in the UK, madam.

BoiledCorn:

I've seen some or ur posts and comments and I just want to say u are an intelligent person. I know the wrong spellings and sentences are deliberate efforts to carve a niche for yourself.




Once more thumbs up babe..........or guy.






I get the sarcasm.

Am just wondering if you know SpaceGOAT.

eyeview: Nobody will carry anyone whose english is as bad as this to Uk. Its not his fault.
I sincerely suggest you work on getting some good education than concentrating on any boyfriend.

eyeview: Nobody will carry anyone whose english is as bad as this to Uk. Its not his fault.
I sincerely suggest you work on getting some good education than concentrating on any boyfriend.

BOILEDCORN
ANDYBLAZE
YUNGWIZZY
5NAIRA
100CENT......

Anybody wey believe dis ppl no get work.... They al hav 1 thing in common....BAD WRITING SKILL

the OP is just jesting

Just wondering!!!
Are you deliberately sounding silly or are you really?!

Mondisweets: Chineke mi... You wont kill me with laughter!

swirry, where av u been?

don't worry, you will be the next

BoiledCorn: Can you beleave this...becose me don't beleave it myself, I jus don undersatnd why my bf will want to carry hes woman cosine to uk when I beg first. They always hang round too much for my likeness. I even beleave there are molesting on themselfs behind society back very bad.
This is how ee take happen, He live in a 1 room self yard and when I go to sanity his room, I see the fly tickets. I comfront him and he says it for her schoolings. He thinks I no longer have sense. I raise alarms. And yard members seperete us from fight.

One Reason why Nairaland can never be a global brand

lmao

which one is "shared with me"

Nl is funny tooo

I can't just stop laughing at the advises given

Op is from the Zoo as you can attest to his grammar.

why don't you stop this, many people will get brain damage because of your grammatical errors.

This cannot be real...

See thief..no be girlfriend u call urself....u never marry the guy naaaa.....since ur English is so bad...im sure uve not heard the phrase b4...."family first"

No problem, you can just tamo at the back of the plane.

u got A1 for waec(english) you try sha @ molesting themselves lma

Almeria: Nop am not a cow

I don Die ooooo...jizoz...

bigtt76: This your Queen's English na die!

Boo jizoz

Laff wan. Kill me I swear

BoiledCorn:
Can you beleave this...becose me don't believe it myself, I just don't understand why my bf will want to carry his woman cousine to uk when I begged first. They always hang round too much for my liking. I even believe there are molesting on themselves behind society back very bad.

This is how e take happen, He live in a 1 room self yard and when I go to sanity his room, I see the fly tickets. I comfront him and he says it for her schoolings. He thinks I no longer have sense. I raise alarms. And yard members separate us from fight.

honey I think he's right, hahahahahahahhahahahaa ask him to get you an English tutor first. BTW you're just a fkin gf, not a wife or someone really connected to the family tree. Any sane guy Will put family first unless the girl is a ride or die chick to him. I'll put a ride OR die chick before some family.

beckyomas:
See the way some people are posting advice seriously as if say na serious thing.
Some people are so serious with life the they cant even detect sarcasm, too bad, i just cant stop laughing.
This roastedcorn funny die sha.
#whysoserious#

It could be serious. We need to learn to try to look beyond as far as the eyes can see. I don't know if you were tagging me or you were just using my username name as a comment lol. Peace.

that's not bad...cuz he nows for sure that u will dump him once get there, plz dnt say am not like dt,cuz mire than 5000 naija gals have done this. majority if them even married to the man,u, ur just girlfriend..if u go there u will take advantage of thier sick women protectionist laws nd dump him....sorrry.. ni gold to dig this time!!!

urhoboman:
Are u from calabar?
Ur english though

Ur brain seem to be paining u.

ndy87:






Ur brain seem to be paining u.

Calabar girl spotted.. Hi