At least, he died happy with a hard on! Can you imagine him explaining to the Angels in heaven what brought him there.

Wankers does better.

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Lmao This is crazy

masonkz: Died in active service.

lmao

oh!

,,,,,,,

Hmm...
He died while donating his sperm
What a way to die!

Lol....how him no go die!!! se sperm na breast milk wey dem de pump any how ni?

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

And you were there courting it I guess.

Whoever brought this to frontpage? What exactly are we supposed to comment? Someone should tell me what to say in this topic.

Just yesterday somebody posted points why Nairaland isn't taken seriously yet no effort was made to take some sense from his 'nonSENSE' writeup.

Am leaving here joor.

https://www.nairaland.com/1907394/why-linda-ikeji-makes-more

they should keep his seeds safe,...He ll reincarnate in one of those sperms

He died doing what he loved....

Rip man!

He is not strong jare

Watch out for 10 reasons why ladies fart to appear in front page soon.

It is a pity, died while helping humanity.

Ntooooiiii

Its a lie....

4 times in 10 days

When guyz do it like twice a day everyday....

What ?

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

And you couldn't help them

4 times in 10 days is damn too small to kill a man, what of guys that self service on daily basis .for me, he died of heart related problem and not caused by sperm donation.

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

How? Were you beside him or what?

Feedmemore: He died doing what he loved....
Rip man!

Wicked comment

softsparkyy:
See the kind thread wey you carry me come

I say no be only me go see am,na em make I drag u come

The man dey sell fuel for jerrycan.

Khalessi: Only in China. I read this story on dailymail and they said he died while looking at a "sexy" magazine.

masonkz: Died in active service.

masonkz: Died in active service.

Nope, multi-service

They always get what they are looking for..... Maybe more donation in hell

zizazizu: Hehehehehehe....the man was milked to death...chai! I wonder whether he made heaven or...

if na u b God u for allow am ear heaven??

smh...he must have a weak heart. i know guys dat self-service all day.

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

such a guy must have powerful libido. if dat guy handle girl neighbours go hear