Lmao!! This sh*t is really funny

Lathunjimi:

How did u know it's a fabricated publication, were u a witness?

I wasn't a witness. There is no viable evidence to this story. It is false...capital LIE.

felzylix: I don't understand, did he actually died of sperm donation or heart attack? Cos 4 me oo, 4 times in 10 days is nothing

Badt guy.

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Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

Permit me to ask where you saw guys masturbating 10times daily.

do you have a hidden spy camera in their rooms to watch and then count how many times they masturbate?

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

bahaha 2much flopflopflop

apochi2010:
And u came here to read about self service. Anyway if u are in Abuja pm me

lol! he found u

jennylove7575: I wasn't a witness. There is no viable evidence to this story. It is false...capital LIE.

But we have a pic of some guy there. I will only agree with u simply because there are no clear-cut reasons for his death. All reasons given were not convincing enuf.

If to donate sperm in nigeria was with money as that much I go start to dey donate mine as from now

A MAN WHO DIE IN ACTIVE SERVICE DIE AS AN HERO







HE IS THE HERO OF OUR TIME.

HE NEED TO BE WORSHIP IN HIS NEXT REINCARNATION.

Kant belive zheng gang is dead..#crying..oloshi mtcheew ojaree

Madness of d first order. End time tinz

diaris god hooo

Lazy guy. Anyway.......*looks round*......*grabs vaseline*

Imagine jacking off to death. .hmm

He must died a very happy man. Imagine all that ecstacy as he came again and again. Perfect way to make a curtain call.

Something else killed the guy.

I go all day on a bitc*h till I'm literally dry & no problems. Good nourishment & some good rest & I'm back in shape, ready to go again

This is the funniest news clip I have ever read on Nairaland.com.

What an embarrassing way to die. Death by ejaculation. His tomb stones should say died while JERKING OFF.

Is masturbation safe ? Doctors should do more research on wanking so no more dudes die like Mr. Gang of Wuhan. Abi wetin you think of this?

How does sperm bank work? So dudes go there JERK OFF and the women come in and collect the sperms? Weird Yos.

Keep it coming. I am laughing here.

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

Ur BF or who?

A thousand way to die...#DEATHsturBATION

CyberEBOLA: I have to change my line of business ooo!

so funny

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

say wetin happened he go just kpeme

excessive release of sperm can kill.i have heard of a story how a guy died after many rounds of sex with a girl and the girl was later arrested by the police.i am sure the guy died of excessive release of sperm which led to an heart attack.

Clone2020: What a strange story, just last week there was a story about an American guy who's making a fortune donating his sperm, apparently he has a rare chromosomal 'defect' that guaranteed a male child every time.
www.nairaland.com/1900814/professional-sperm-donor-becomes-richest

do they have the bank in Nigeria?

Dolemite: I've seen guys self-service 10 times daily.

10 are you joking?

talentedjoe: So masturbation kills...and some folks(bleeps) will say it is a 'stress-reliever'...watching GOD'S ANGER UNFOLD IN 3D

so long ah appeared on the front page...ma nairaland dream of being the first to comment must come to pass someday!!!!...like if u believe this with me




















TAMZ

see as u disgrace ursef.. Upon everything you no still get like.. Smhhh...

ayusco85: after reading the entire post, plus the souce, i came to a conculsion










































But honestly its none of my business...................................

*where is my cup of tea*

You need to be tied to a tree and flogged. Y take up the whole space, you be trailer? Abeg pack well

This dude whack sha..I swear

masonkz: Died in active service

so in-genius!

GovWahala:
What kind of guys do u associate yourself with?

Lwkmd

felzylix: I don't understand, did he actually died of sperm donation or heart attack? Cos 4 me oo, 4 times in 10 days is nothing

na heart attack joor. no bi nlanderz de go like 4 to 6 rounds