Missmossy:
Nah...haven't even seen any that suits me.

Missmossy:
Hmmm i really don't need to.

MizMyColi:

Okay Ma'am.
Incase you catch me straying, jez gimmee a mention.

But wait o, what about my e-husband.
He's been blanking me for awhile though.
Ah jus dey observe am.

That one nuh be flirt na
It is e-legal

neighy: or you jez didnt Notice

kaboninc:

Maybe you need to. I can help you...the shy to post type?

Kachisbarbie: @JoeCutie : are you a woman-wrapper? Why are you call my name?
Ok, lemme edit it and include your name.

@naijaboy : I wouldn't know which one you are na, you may have to tell me.

Kachisbarbie: @JoeCutie : are you a woman-wrapper? Why are you call my name?
Ok, lemme edit it and include your name.

@naijaboy : I wouldn't know which one you are na, you may have to tell me.

KelvinGraphics:
It was just to draw ur attention na. And it seemz it did work

Na xo U take forget ur son and daughter Elantracey ba?

Xup mami Hope U r good?

Kachisbarbie: @JoeCutie : are you a woman-wrapper? Why are you call my name?
Ok, lemme edit it and include your name.

@naijaboy : I wouldn't know which one you are na, you may have to tell me.

Sarimah: ayaf disowned d both of u...yesterday was my b.d no special .........from my kids

KelvinGraphics:
Lolz...

D guy so na group ndi nwelu isi mbaka

No ask Priscaoge 4 d meaning o.

Missmossy:
Why won't i? Lets not drag the issue jare.

AfricanApple: laye laye, u must telli me by yaself

Neldrizzy: oga you sef the kind post wey you de share 4me atimes i taya oo... Most of all this thread wey i de enter naa tru comment wey you share

Which means i'm doing the right thing

If I didn't share them,,you wouldn't discover such threads

Kachisbarbie: @JoeCutie : are you a woman-wrapper? Why are you call my name?
Ok, lemme edit it and include your name.

@naijaboy : I wouldn't know which one you are na, you may have to tell me.

Hehehehe,,

I comment my reserve for now

KelvinGraphics:
Owk wait lemme do d translation by next year

AfricanApple: its high time seun sack you from dis Nairaland.

kaboninc:

We know ourselves.

MizMyColi:



*thinking to myself*
"But how did she find out?"


Ma'am
I've repented

Now, I only engage in meaningful/trollful discussions .
I flirt where necessary though

KelvinGraphics:

Lyk seriously??

U didnt tell us ystday was ur birthday na. We are sorry ma. HappyBIRTHDAY 2 d best e-moma in d Whole wide world
hope U had fun ystday ba?
Mine is next week o, hope U havnt 4gotten ba?

nickz: i'm my own category,this thread is funny!

Sarimah: wow...I sure did..



U sure say na spetember I born u?

KelvinGraphics:


But Daddy DoWHILE told me dat i was born in September. Or are U insinuating that he is a laìr??

Sarimah: oh yh dats true...


Wat date again?

KelvinGraphics:
Wait lemme consult daddy DoWHILE 4 d date.
I will tel u at d other side. We have some gist to talk abt sha.

KelvinGraphics:


But Daddy DoWHILE told me dat i was born in September. Or are U insinuating that he is a laìr??

zicoraads: So, your mom and dad are giving conflicting reports of the day you were born? Interesting

Sarimah: ayaf disowned d both of u...yesterday was my b.d no special .........from my kids

Greenified:
Very funny i tell u. Imagine someone booking space on the 3rd page.

Kachisbarbie: Sharers: they share every post, preferably that of a follower/e-crush. Then I read the post and wonder if I was supposed to find it
intelligent/sarcastic/funny...

Anti-se.uns : These ones don't just like my guy. They jump on threads that are aimed @ attacking his person.

Tribalist bigots : they are my worst set, they turn everything to an Oduduwa/Biafra warfare.

Political fanatics: They don't use eye to see any political thread, when they don't see a political thread, they have a way of even steering a romance thread to politics.

E-Famzers : aww, they are the online family...you just can't wait to be associated with one or all. I don't need to over-emphasise their importance. They can sometimes lead you to front page topics, faster than the NL app. I gat me an e-family

Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.
-kelvinGraphics (this dude should be a VC in an Institute of Woman-wrappering by now )
-Unibenstudent (a Registrar...guy where have you been?)
-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)

Albert Einstein(s) This set make you wanna upgrade your IQ. They can turn a very dumb thread to an intellectual one. All their comments are enlightening, as much as I like them, I sometimes find them too serious.

Brb...