Watching Football with our wives can
be very frustrating and stressful Imagine this:
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means the
player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic
light:
Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God!
It's Arsenal
and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting
on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't
you know
its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where
you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene Wenger
WifeOooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the
other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!
(Changes Channel).