My pastor's daughter has been my friend with 'benefits' for some months now. We started out as brethren in The Lord, co-meditating on God's word day and night. Somewhere along the line though, the lust of the flesh caught up with us, and we started bleeping remorselessly.
She is really a nice girl.. She isn't jealous(she knows my girlfriend), doesn't ask for much (her dad is rich anyways), and laughs to all my dry jokes..
However, a new dimension has come into what I have hitherto considered 'the perfect relationship'... Whenever we are through with bleeping, she always tells me to give my life to Christ, and forsake all worldly pleasures. I am still trying to comprehend how my Bleep-mate can possibly evangelize to me, and expect me to take her seriosly... I really don't want to lose her... She looks so beutiful especially when leading praise and worship in church. May The Lord forgive me, but I frequently have a massive erection in church, whenever I watch her 'singing and dancing to the Lord'.
Please how do I tell her to stop preaching, so we can blissfully 'continue in sin'?




No sermons please... Just advice needed

Tinubu: My pastor's daughter has been my friend with 'benefits' for some months now. We started out as brethren in The Lord, co-meditating on God's word day and night. Somewhere along the line though, the lust of the flesh caught up with us, and we started bleeping remorselessly.
She is really a nice girl.. She isn't jealous(she knows my girlfriend), doesn't ask for much (her dad is rich anyways), and laughs to all my dry jokes..
However, a new dimension has come into what I have hitherto considered 'the perfect relationship'... Whenever we are through with bleeping, she always tells me to give my life to Christ, and forsake all worldly pleasures. I am still trying to comprehend how my Bleep-mate can possibly evangelize to me, and expect me to take her seriosly... I really don't want to lose her... She looks so beutiful especially when leading praise and worship in church. May The Lord forgive me, but I frequently have a massive erection in church, whenever I watch her 'singing and dancing to the Lord'.
Please how do I tell her to stop preaching, so we can blissfully 'continue in sin'?




No sermons please... Just advice needed

Smh. #WordsFailMe

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SMH. Tell her to stop preaching to you if you're not comfortable with it, u're both on the wrong path anyway. I'm not judging, just saying. May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with us all.

Hmmm.

You are mad..

Everything that has a beginning must come to an end. Move to the next, shame nur catch u? Na one babe u wan squeeze till u die?