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Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by jcflex(m): 11:19am On Oct 02, 2014
Please read and judge!
my girlfriend yesterday. I said
to her; Cutie pie I am going to
tell you a story with 4 parts.
Remember
that it is 4 parts o. She said;
Okay. I said, Alright, I am going
to start with part 1. There was
a husband and wife, they were
driving to a camp site when
they came upon
crossroads. The husband said
to the wife, Let us take the left
road. The wife said, I think we
should take the right road. The
husband gave the wife a hot
slap on her
face and asked, Who is driving?
Me or you?
And so they took the left road.
My girlfriend laughed,
Hahahahaha! I said; Now I am
going to tell you part 2. They
got to the camp and the
husband went fishing so that
the wife can cook dinner. He
came back and the wife said,
Good! Now let me cook fish
soup for us to eat. The
husband said, but I want to eat
fried fish. Thewife gave
him a hot slap on his face and
asked, Who is cooking? Me or
you? And so they ended up
drinking fish soup. My
girlfriend
exclaimed, hmm, and laughed,
hahahahaha.
I then said; Now I am going to
tell you part 4. She asked; What
about part 3? Then I gave her a hot
slap on her face and asked;
Who is telling the story? Me or
you? Happy Independence Day

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Re: Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by Spicylate(f): 11:22am On Oct 02, 2014
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Re: Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 02, 2014
Brb read bfr I comment
Re: Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by Dbestmax(m): 12:08pm On Oct 02, 2014
Tnk God say na Blackberry I dey use...if not I go dey cry for wasted MB.....Mtchewww
Re: Laugh It Off: My Girlfriend And I by Simpsonrocket(m): 12:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
Hmmm, somthing is wrong with this Joke. I'll call the Joke Mechanic to see to it.

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