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Nollywood No Go Kill Person O by lilbazy(m): 9:45am On Dec 05, 2014
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in
Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look
"left and right" before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or
run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in
the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy
Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the 'Baba'?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of
ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in
Nollywood movies.
9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah's dad? 12. It's quite a strange
thing to hear from a blind woman: "I'm happy
to see you, my son".
Maybe you have something to add?
Re: Nollywood No Go Kill Person O by chijoy7(f): 10:21am On Dec 05, 2014
village girl with cartoon in nollywood

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