Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry
me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on
his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and
listened to tapes, even went out of my way to
be nice to every male specie of marriageable
age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I
went to House on the Rock, from House on the
rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis
Christian Centre Int’l, MFM, Christ Embassy,
Redeemed, From there I went to This Present
Winners looking every where for you. I went
from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see

me you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to
Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I
joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I
went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I
ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook,
in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all
for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether
the invitation was direct or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to check was the moon,
before you crawled out, crawled out from the
house directly next to mine!............................http://www..com/m/view_joke.php?id=126 continue