What about those chelsea fans who all they come to watch is mikel, when mikel makes a back pass or a side pass; they shout OBI One million!!!, now chelsea fans don dey reduce, mikel don turn 'technical adviser'

...the soccer illiterate who's always like 'C.Ronaldo dey come back Man.U.by January' whenever he sees me...olodo,do u dream with your two eyes open?

OP u forget to add this one......

Some dude comes to d viewing centres wearing d latest designer and d latest perfume, with all d swag... without any money on them, and when d owner of d viewing centre starts collecting money for d match.... He will be like "Bros Abeg I Fit Get 100 Naira from u, i know get much on me" Am lyk... "ur father left yansh, na by force to watch football if u no get moni just stay put 4 ur father house"...

Is jux so anoying...

The guy no go talk during the game cos im team dey lose once they equalise na so im stinky smelly mouth go grace the air. Chai.

The blind ones... Those are d ones that will come in late and go straight to d front of the TV just to check d scores.

The sleepers... Paying 50 naira just to nod off in a viewing centre.

that your friend u hate... Yes that frd that is an opposing fan that wants to seat with u immediately u come in for the sole purpose of mocking u.

The broke guy. That dude that doesn't just want to pay..no matter the time he came...

azimibraun:
Chai! Congrats to Newcastle for this away draw sha........ I tot Swansea will bury dem. All hail senegal. Africa

This bros don put money ontop this match

I don't watch football. NBA & Tennis....... my thingy

olasmith10:



they always looks worried..

by their english,u shall know them...bloody chelshit fans!
'Lampard is the best MIDDLE FIELDER!'

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

Tallesty1, as your name implies, .....just joking......

...the talented guy who should be in project fame...whenever his side is winning,he's always the one who starts the chants....eg..''obey o![2x]...obey!...chelsea must obey man. U...Obey!''.....don't ever try to be on the losing side and stay near him as well...because 1ce he sees you leaving.....he must bid you farewell with the popular sucker-punch tune...'ONE BY ONE...DEM DON DEY GO!'......

What Abt Guy/Man Who Always Come With An Extention With Lots Of Phones To Charge?

Not 4getting The Guy/Man Who Always Pay Half The Normal Viewing Fee With An Excusing Saying "BROS, NA JUST 1ST HALF ME WAN WATCH OOH!". Lmao

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

am usually a private person but going to viewing centers give me the opportunity to listen to alot of arguments and see virtually everyone there become a coach .

hizotomania:
What about those chelsea fans who all they come to watch is mikel, when mikel makes a back pass or a side pass; they shout OBI One million!!!, now chelsea fans don dey reduce, mikel don turn 'technical adviser'

Hahaha Your Head Dey There! Dem Full Ma Area. They'll Be Like "MIKKY MIKKY! NIGERIA ONE EYE!". Lmao

And d guys dat come 2 peep tru d window ...Dey even fyt 4 it...like leave dere johr No b me 1st come. :p

Op, u forget to mention those who will automatically become a fan of your teams opponent. Shouting 'eeh, eeeh, eeeeh'
For example, arsena, liverpool, and chealsea fan automatically became leicester fan when they were playing United. The most funny part is when the ref made a wrong decision which is obvious to the eyes of everybody against your team and you complain, here is their reply: Go take whistle blow am na

man u fans are just so funny.whenever their team loses, they start giving u record.. you'll hear them say things like "na we still don carry premiership pass " forgetting that I get before no be property

And d Guy who always tries to carry d TV on his head each time his team scores a vital Goal..... "Am lyk kuku carry d TV go ur house go watch am Na".... Idiota!

StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

d dude wey too dey argue. Omoh na u knw evrytin??

D dude dat buy drinks 4 evrybody because his team won. Bros na u rich pass?

d unserious dude dat coms in 20mins in2 d match nd strt lukin 4 front sit, na ur father get d viewin center??[b]

StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

d dude wey too dey argue. Omoh na u knw evrytin??

D dude dat buy drinks 4 evrybody because his team won. Bros na u rich pass?

d unserious dude dat coms in 20mins in2 d match nd strt lukin 4 front sit, na ur father get d viewin center??[/b]

StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

d dude wey too dey argue. Omoh na u knw evrytin??

D dude dat buy drinks 4 evrybody because his team won. Bros na u rich pass?

d unserious dude dat coms in 20mins in2 d match nd strt lukin 4 front sit, na ur father get d viewin center??

fujirice:
Abeg all of una hating on Chelsea fans should pls leave us alone! Ahn ahn! Wetin sef? U claim to hate us yet y'all won't quit talking about us. At first I thought it was all jokes but c'mon guys!?

I tire oo but remember what they say if nobody talks about it means u are nobody

hensben:
i feel your pain bro...calm down, its just a game but arsenal go still chop am sha.

we'll revisit dt statement after d Match

Ochillary:
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

u dey find trouble o..hmmm, u knw say chelsea fan sabi fight wel wel

The guy who keeps starring at this pretty lady by him rather than concentrate on the match.

sleek82:
by their english,u shall know them...bloody chelshit fans!
'Lampard is the best MIDDLE FIELDER!'

ok

deeobserver209:

Base on observations and investigation, I realized that Chelsea fans are among the most responsible set of people you can find anywhere in the world compared to other fans who most times behave like touts.

diz Guy must be from Djibouti or Mauritius..d Chelsea fans dia may be civilized.

sexzskil:

I can see... Football is more than any religion on earth? Do you know that JUSTIN BEIBER, BEYONCE, ETC ARE FAR BIGGER, INFLUENTIAL THAN THIS SO-CALLED FOOTBALL? WATCH HOW THE 2014 WORLD CUP OFFICIALS DEDICATED SEVERAL MINUITES IN HAILING JLO AFTER HER OPENING PERFORMANCE. GOING BY THE NONSENCE YOU JUST THREW OUT OF YOUR SMELLY MOUTH, JLOPEZ IS EVEN BIGGER THAN GOD AS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT FOOTBALL IN GENERAL IS TOO INTANGIBLE COMPARE TO HER. PHOOLISH BOI

I'll recommend you visit the nearest psychiatric hospital close to you because its very glaring that you may be well dressed, pretty but with a mental illness. Is it because you've lost count of the men you've slept with makes you feel you know so much? Most people don't even know that Diddy was J-Lo's 1st love before Marc took her to church blah blah blah because she is'nt so on the spotlight. How much does she make in a year considering her wrinkled body which is'nt good for modeling? When last did her song made it to the U.S billboard? Clearly, you don't know about Channel 188( Trace Sports). Musicians and sportsmen/women admire themselves so much. Go to an island like Reunion or Belize and mention the name Ronaldo, or Messi who happens to be more popular than their president. Who knows J-Lo? If your I.Q is too low to understand the game of football then just ignore it instead of talking bullshit!

What about those guys not supporting a particular club, although they claim to like football or even one or two players in a team.

Godskidmidas:
man u fans are just so funny.whenever their team loses, they start giving u record.. you'll hear them say things like "na we still don carry premiership pass " forgetting that I get before no be property

u're dia...dey giv u history of fergurson

Some fans are not die hard fan ooo, because of money u will see an arsenal guy carrying chelsea on win for betnaija. Thank God for sport betting ooo most people now know about almost all clubs in the world.

Still on the viewing centre matter

Hahhahhha Oloshi. Pls bring more funny posts abeg. Following asap

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"