Rules to being a side chick..

1. You are the other woman. This does not mean that you are the only other woman. Act accordingly.

2.
Please focus on the stolen moments that we spend together. Do not
concern yourself with my whereabouts when we are apart. Frankly
speaking, my life outside of our time together is not your concern.

3.
Be comfortable with who you are to me; do not mention my wife and/or
main woman, as she is not your concern. Do NOT compare yourself to my
main chick in any way and do not attempt to contact her -- to do so
would be a breach of our agreement.

4. Anticipate frequent changes in our plans; for the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do.

5.
You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in
each other's company is vital to the success of our situationship. No
bickering or nagging about promises that I didn't keep.

6. We are
secret lovers; we can't blast our situationship to the world. Please
don't tag me on Facebook, and don't send me invitations to your
work/family functions or events. Major holidays -- more likely than not
-- will be missed.

7. No discussions about "where this situationship is headed." We are where we will be; together, in this moment. Enjoy it.

8.
Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use
condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we
are apart.

9. I am not interested in bringing a child into our
situationship. By the way, an unplanned pregnancy will not force a
relationship commitment of any kind from me nor will it guarantee a
promotion to main chick status for you.

10. There are no
guarantees about the outcome of our situationship save one: I am a
cheater at heart, and that won't change unless I want it to. Until that
happens, if you are promoted to the main chick, please know that yet
another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that you've left behind.

And
one last piece of advice that my friend wants sidepieces to know: If
you choose to enter into a situationship with someone do not get
emotionally attached, as things won't be easy for you if and when you
separate.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5541789

oya side chickens whr una dey?

Summary; Prepare and accept to be spare tyre..

When I grow up, I wana be a side chic
ooops... sori, am a man

"Side Chick" hmm!

Sounds like a profitable venture!

Just eliminate d main chick and u will b a top contender for d main chick position

Hahahaha I love the part where the Op said if u get promoted to the main chick position, just know someone will fill in ur own position.

so much for being a side chick

scratch that........... side chicken. this coming from a female........ leaves so much to be desired.

Gbam!

Cc all the sidechics on NL. I don't wanna mention names

True..
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But some girls could be funny sha.. How can you be a side chick to three different men?? The forces at ya village must be supreme..!!
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Okay.. M on FP.. TGIF

Tough life for the side chick.

buskie13:
hey pals....today is my birthday... pls show some love..

happy birthday

The sad part is, most of you ladies here are side chicks even though you don't know .

@op you are absolutely correct... Hw I Wish they do adhere to this

If your sister happen to be in the shoes of this so called side chick your opinion will change.

OgidiOlu3:
The sad part is, most of you ladies here are side chicks even though you don't know .

Tell 'em

LOL... most girls won't like the word side chic used on them but will friend Zone five guys and die for a guy that cares less about them ( know one now na laugh I dh laugh am in 5D screen )

I see

Side chick na normal level na only say most side chicks are blood sucking demons

You're teasing the side chick but you're at home while She spends most of the nights with your man.
I told my husband I don't want to be the "main chick" I wanna be the ONLY "chick".

mirexxx:
oya side chickens whr una dey?

I need a side chic that'll be assisting iya Akin.

equlibrium:
When I grow up, I wana be a side chic
ooops... sori, am a man

u b bloody gay

khassy:
Space booked
Would comment when I wake

Make sure u wake up please.

One man's "main chick" is another man's "side chick", and vice versa.
lol

dat goes to all those aspiring to become side chicks.