If you've ever fallen hard for a special someone, you know that love can be as dangerous a drug as heroin or vodka tampons. One minute you're completely sane, the next you're jumping on Oprah's couch like a coked-up toddler who just found out about Pop Rocks. But no matter how much you love your significant other, you've probably never crossed the line from crazy romantic to crazy insane.

I read a story online about crazy things people have done for love and this keep me thinking..


Man Has Friend Shoot Him so Girlfriend Will Sympathize

"Being a kid in love is one thing. Being a kid in love and possessing the brain of a hamster is lethal. Especially for 20-year-old Jordan Cardella, who begged his buddy to shoot him (with a gun!) so his ex-girlfriend would feel sorry for him. In Jordan's sad little head, he figured that if he got shot, his girlfriend would go all Florence Nightingale on his bullet-riddled body and feel so sorry for him that she'd take him back. He probably got the idea from a soap opera or JFK.

So Jordan enlisted the help of Michael Wezyk, who simultaneously wins the awards for Best and Stupidest Friend of All Time by agreeing to shoot Jordan like he asked. Why didn't Jordan just do the deed himself? Because he was a convicted felon, and handling a firearm with his history of law troubles would be dumb.

The two picked out a nice, serene spot in a park where they could quietly proceed with getting freaking shot for love. Now get this: Jordan asked Michael to shoot him not once, not twice, but three goddamn times in order to get his girlfriend back. Michael agreed, aimed his weapon and shot Jordan in the arm. Jordan predictably fell to the ground, clutching his bleeding appendage. However, when Jordan demanded that Michael shoot him two more times, Michael came down with a sudden case of holy-balls-what-am-I-doing and refused. Michael put the gun away and instead took Jordan to the hospital.

Hey, this is the part of the story where Jordan's pain and suffering pay off with some sweet girlfriend loving, right? Wrong. Jordan's ex decided to stay the shit away from all that noise, and never even visited him in the hospital. But you know who did visit Jordan? The fuzz. Turns out the cops don't take kindly to people getting shot, even if it's for romance".


Here comes the question, what's the craziest thing you have ever done for love ?

Pouring honey on her catapault and licking it clean

MizMyColi:
[size=14pt]Saying - I Love You [/size]

Huh? I love you. Kini big deal?

Nothing yet.

NO LOVE FOUND

Gtin panties4 my Barney

MizMyColi:


[size=14pt]Did you mean that?

You prolly don't know that there are responsibilities, thinkable and unthinkable, attached to the confession.
Did you?
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Huh? You said it was crazy, I just proved to you it is not.
Well, there are responsibilities attached. But the one I enjoy most is licking up the catapault.

Funnicator:

Huh? You said it was crazy, I just proved to you it is not.
Well, there are responsibilities attached. But the one I enjoy most is licking up the catapault.

[size=14pt]Oh, I should have added and meaning afer Saying[/size]

MizMyColi:


[size=14pt]Oh, I should have added and meaning afer Saying[/size]

Hehehehe. The reply you gave was not bad at all. If I want follow your matter I 4 continue from your response. Perfect response for a guy wooing a lady. *winks

If am the friend, I'll shoot him in the balls! Idiot!

Spending my school fee on a bi.tch who dump me the next month..

well i had to go and do kponkpon work ( carrying stone and sand, digging pit ect ) to pay my school fee. Tguys, hoes ain't loyal. Trust me na, revenge are better serve cold.

I was afraid to let it out, so I stalked her. Is that crazy enough?...

I got drunk and tried tried to steal an
airplane to run away with my girlfriend but the door was locked

01karma:
Spending my school fee on a bi.tch who dump me the next month..

well i had to go and do kponkpon work ( carrying stone and sand, digging pit ect ) to pay my school fee. Tguys, hoes ain't loyal. Trust me na, revenge are better serve cold.

01karma:
Spending my school fee on a bi.tch who dump me the next month..

well i had to go and do kponkpon work ( carrying stone and sand, digging pit ect ) to pay my school fee. Tguys, hoes ain't loyal. Trust me na, revenge are better serve cold.