LAST YEAR MY FRIEND UPGRADED FROM GIRLFRIEND 5.0 TO WIFE 1.0



HE SOON NOTICED THAT THE NEW PROGRAM BEGAN UNEXPECTED CHILD

PROCESSES THAT TOOK UP A LOT OF SPACE AND VALUABLE RESOURCES.


IN ADDITION,WIFE 1.0 INSTALLED ITSELF INTO ALL OTHER PROGRAMS AND NOW

MONITORS ALL OTHER SYSTEM ACTIVITIES.


APPLICATIONS SUCH AS BACHELOR NIGHTS 10.3, SOCCER 5.0, BEER WITH

BUDDIES 7.5, AND OUTINGS 3.6 NO LONGER RUNS, CRASHING THE SYSTEM

WHENEVER SELECTED.


HE CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP[b] WIFE 1.0[/b] IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE ATTEMPTING

TO RUN HIS FAVOURITE APPLICATIONS.


HE IS THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0, BUT THE "UNINSTALL"

DOES NOT WORK ON WIFE 1.0.


HE HIS SEEKING TECHNICAL SUPPORT;



THANKS,

DEAR TROUBLE USER:



THIS IS A VERY COMMON PROBLEM THAT PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT,

MANY PEOPLE UPGRADE FROM GIRLFRIEND 5.0 TO WIFE 1.0, THINKING THAT

IT IS JUST A UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMS.


WIFE 1.0 IS AN "OPERATING SYSTEM" AND IS DESIGNED BY ITS CREATOR TO

RUN EVERYTHING!!!


IT IS ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO DELETE WIFE 1.0 AND TO RETURN TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0


IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO UNINSTALL, OR PURGE THE PROGAM FILES FROM THE

SYSTEM ONCE INSTALLED.


YOU CANNOT GO BACK TO GIRLFRIEND 5.0 [/b]BECAUSE [b]WIFE 1.0 DO NOT TO

ALLOW THIS. ( LOOK IN YOUR WIFE 1.0 MANUAL UNDER WARNINGS - ALIMONY -

CHILD SUPPORT ).


I RECOMMEND THAT YOU KEEP WIFE 1.0 AND WORK ON IMPROVING THE

ENVIRONMENT.


I SUGGEST THAT INSTALLING THE BACKGROUND APPLICATION "YES DEAR"

TO ALLEVIATE SOFTWARE AUGMENTATION.


THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO ENTER THE COMMAND  C:\ APOLOGIZE

BECAUSE ALTIMATELY YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE APOLOGIZE COMMAND

BEFORE THE SYSTEM WILL RETURN TO NORMAL ANYWAY.


WIFE 1.0 IS A GREAT PROGRAM, BUT IT TENDS TO BE VERY HIGH MAINTENANCE.

WIFE 1.0 COMES WITH SEVERAL SUPPORT PROGRAMS, SUCH AS CLEAN 2.5,

SWEEP 3.0, COOK 1.5 AND DO LAUNDRY 4.2.


HOWEVER, BE VERY CAREFUL HOW YOU USE THESE PROGRAMS. IMPROPER

USE WILL CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO LAUNCH THE PROGRAM NAG NAG 9.5.

ONCE THIS HAPPENS THE ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE THE PERFORMANCE OF

WIFE 1.0 IS TO PURCHASE ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE. I RECOMMEND SAREES 2.1

AND JEWELLERY 5.0.


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, INSTALL

SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. [/b]THIS APPLICATION IS NOT SUPPORTED

BY WIFE 1.0 AND WILL CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE OPERATING

SYSTEM.


[b]BEST OF LUCK

TECH SUPPORT.

Well I guess I know the ultimate software that 'll completel remove wife 1.0. . . . The name of the software is 'Divorce 3.5' . . . The best. . Try it out guys. . .the stuff really works. .

i have tried divorce 3.5 it works perfectly for

Talking from experience?

yes no

noyes

seyno

~You think!!~

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Well I guess I know the ultimate software that 'll completel remove wife 1.0. . . . The name of the software is 'Divorce 3.5' . . . The best. . Try it out guysthe stuff really works. .

can we install it before the system started malfunction or we wait until it start before we can install Divorce 3.5

i think d first one

Dont think . . . You must be sure. This is a matter of life and death

OMG!!
i'm scared

thats true of cus

sima:

OMG!!
i'm scared

hey common, don't be scared for i am with thee all time

wetin do FORMAT 6.5
trust me that works well

i cant trust u wid 1naira

am serious

who?

mi

ight

@poster. That was a lovely cracker keep it up

you want to turn him him to cracker?

cracker biscuit i guess, hehehe

*poster, nice one
how about scandisk GIRLFRIEND 5.0 before installing WIFE 1.0

gud idea. .
who is d gurlfriend sef

hey try partitioning the hard disk to save up space and install wife 1.0 on one partion naming it house .bmc file

Mantech,you are too much. I know you are talking from experience. Boss Tddiamonds, Divorse 3.5 is not the best software to uninstal Wife 1.0, it's Perseverance 9.0, it's just that it's somehow costly!