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Typical Nigerian Thinking by Nobody: 1:36pm On Oct 10, 2014
1.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
2. Every southerner is a CHRISTIAN
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every whiteman is RICH and CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while the poor ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every American speak ENGLISH
13.Every Igboman likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every Indian is a TALISMAN
16.Every kidnapper comes from ASABA
17. Every UNILAG product is a party freak
18. Every physically challenged person is a NONENTITY
19. Every educated person is INTELLIGENT

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