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What Would You Do? by chux76(m): 11:01pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
You met this girl 2months ago, you both grew so fond of each other and ultimately fell in LOVE. You were living in bliss, you have finally met the girl of your dreams and you wish to take her down the aisle if everything goes smoothly. One lovely week she came to spend the weekend at your place. The first night you had a terrible dream, a nightmare in which you saw your girlfriend, your Cheri koko, your Cherie amor chasing you with a 2-edged sword in one hand and a big stick in the other, you ran dearly for your life and suddenly woke up sweating profusely, panting, thanking God silently it was just a dream, you turned to your girlfriend and found her sitting up, smiling widely at you and says in soft easy slow tone..."For your mind now you think say you sabi run abi??" If it were you..WHAT WOULD YOU DO?? |
Re: What Would You Do? by iceberylin(m): 11:03pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
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Re: What Would You Do? by marieolae(f): 11:04pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Ahh I will run out of the bed. D girl is a witch o. Seriously |
Re: What Would You Do? by yuncka: 11:05pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
I wil go back to sleep. I prefer killing her in my dream dan in real. |
Re: What Would You Do? by Crocz(m): 11:25pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
I go tell her say "madam abeg no vex o, na water just dey hungry me "eat"...I no dey run |
Re: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Lol I will just faint 1 Like |
Re: What Would You Do? by clemz85(m): 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
stale 1 Like |
Re: What Would You Do? by Tapout(m): 11:55pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
marieolae: claireshan:
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Re: What Would You Do? by daveP(m): 12:07am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Thats why it good to sleep with a Bible within reach. Just GRAB it and start to speak in tongues. |
Re: What Would You Do? by RFella(m): 1:35am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Chaii....if na me, na church I go first relocate go..cos if I stay dat house with d girl ehnn, she fit manifest physically and my body nor go carry wetin I go see.... |
Re: What Would You Do? by Csami(m): 2:07am On Oct 11, 2014 |
marieolae: Hmm! Are u gay? Jk. @op, to take off no hard na |
Re: What Would You Do? by Pretyangel25(f): 6:15am On Oct 11, 2014 |
I will start praying immediately |
Re: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 7:40am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Hmmmm,me I will tell her to stop that expensive joke ooo. |
Re: What Would You Do? by wizhaywhy(m): 8:50am On Oct 11, 2014 |
I go just laugh and tell her that because i did nt show my tru self abi? I go tell her make we go back 2 bed and i will show her. |
Re: What Would You Do? by misshoree(f): 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
daveP:pastor |
Re: What Would You Do? by djeezy(m): 4:55pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
I will initiate partial strangulation and activate the deliverance session. |
Re: What Would You Do? by chux76(m): 5:21pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
djeezy: [b]Thats also partial 'murder/homicide' awaiting you should the strangulation exceed its partial state due to excessive pressure. U don jente b dt oooo |
Re: What Would You Do? by daveP(m): 7:45pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
misshoree:last time i check ANYONE can do that. Doesnt make me a pastor. Does it have we met b4? |
Re: What Would You Do? by misshoree(f): 9:04pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
daveP:I don't think so |
Re: What Would You Do? by daveP(m): 10:53pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
misshoree:okay! That settles that. Good to chat wif you! (exits thread) |
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