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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by klem93(m): 3:47am On Oct 15, 2014
nothing than keep watching www..com
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by freecharles(m): 3:48am On Oct 15, 2014
Wake him up with a dirty slap on the d!ck
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 3:57am On Oct 15, 2014
adet991:
I thank God for my life because the only problem I gat with snoring people around me is before I sleep,once I'm off forget it,you can snore all you like I care less
You can't be too blase. It could be sleep apnea. It could be a prelude to a heart attack. It could be anything. Being detached, as with most things is all very well, but, but in this case u really may save someones life if u only care

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by kNarcissus(m): 3:59am On Oct 15, 2014
C'mon.. y'all dunno snoring is a gift? grin Ladies.. a lil secret.. when next your partner snores, listen really carefully, he's only trying to express his love in an unconscious state. undecided

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by kNarcissus(m): 4:02am On Oct 15, 2014
dovelike:
Snoring has stages.I can only handle stage one grin

grin grin
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 4:02am On Oct 15, 2014
The ultimate guide to dealing with a snoring spouse is simple........

Make sure you snore back and make it louder and aggressive grin

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by juman(m): 4:09am On Oct 15, 2014
Kai kai kai

I snore.

Taking care of snoring is essential.
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 4:15am On Oct 15, 2014
Kudos to people with partners that snores....I for the life of me, can't seem to handle that ...Its either surgery or another room.

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by gbaskiboy: 4:17am On Oct 15, 2014
diksucker:
many people wil come here claiming not to snore, when in actual sense, they do.

btw fat people snore a lot. y?

Eniola Badmus go de snore like madddd
choi! Diaris god oo, watch ur back behold eniola badmus coming grin
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by kwaraguy(m): 4:17am On Oct 15, 2014
Chai!!!! GOD I beg you please don't give me a snoring wife. I've really dated fat girls and none of them snores, I hardly see or meet a girl that snores anyways. GOD knows I don't like it (astagfirulah)

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by gbaskiboy: 4:19am On Oct 15, 2014
dovelike:
Snoring has stages.I can only handle stage one grin
are u nt capable enough to handle all the stages?
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Raiders: 4:29am On Oct 15, 2014
My Ex girlfriend used to snore. She was kinda fat. Most fat girls do snore. Its was really annoying. I hope not to marry a wife that snores.

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 4:30am On Oct 15, 2014
gbaskiboy:
are u nt capable enough to handle all the stages?
Not when it affects my sleep,no

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by ctyson90(f): 4:31am On Oct 15, 2014
This sounds like a funny topic but is in fact a serious one. If ur partner snores they r generally unhealthy and YOU as a loved one should make sure they get treatment to reverse it. That is a long term solution. So for the time being there are medical steps that can be taken. No couple should sleep apart.

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Atmmachine(m): 4:43am On Oct 15, 2014
I love them snoring ladies..
# Only fat people do snore while sleeping

Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by AriDsexy(f): 4:44am On Oct 15, 2014
Don't u see how its done in movies??
Put a socks inside his mouth grin

If that fails,wear an earpiece and listen to nice music,it will put u to sleep! cheesy
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by pekelepekele(m): 4:44am On Oct 15, 2014
Only fat people snore and they fart too while sleeping.

[size=4pt]Fat girls are good for short rest lepa for day break [/size]

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by AriDsexy(f): 4:47am On Oct 15, 2014
klem93:
nothing than keep watching www..com

Hmm,so u'll continue watching till its time to wakeup??
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by klem93(m): 4:50am On Oct 15, 2014
AriDsexy:


Hmm,so u'll continue watching till its time to wakeup??
lols, am confused
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by passionate88: 4:51am On Oct 15, 2014
Snoring is even better... My room mate talks in his sleep... I just hope he doesn't sleepwalks to the kitchen one day.

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by BAYKEM(m): 4:58am On Oct 15, 2014
oops. I hate it. God Please, kindly save me o coz I wouldn't like one
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by jaybiz007(m): 5:04am On Oct 15, 2014
xp17:



signs of bad day ahead
For you obviously
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by flyca: 5:06am On Oct 15, 2014
There is something in the market for snorers, a silicon nose clip, and its very cheap. Lemme get the picture...

But I don't know if it is the Nigerian market yet.

Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Lexusgs430: 5:08am On Oct 15, 2014
Love conquers all (even snoring) !!!!

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by MissyDivah(f): 5:12am On Oct 15, 2014
This topic remind me of my Ex grin mehn that boy get P.HD in snoring main reason why we broke up I can't deal with people like that am sorry tongue That shiiiit can be so frustrating sad

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by olayincar(m): 5:33am On Oct 15, 2014
I know a lady dat always do that

Just like an animal grin
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 5:37am On Oct 15, 2014
chei! I dey snore o!

He will cope tongue
Better don't interrupt my sleep wen I snore, but I can't help but interrupt another wen d snore disrupts my sleep.
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nwogbe: 5:47am On Oct 15, 2014
saints2:
My uncle has a Ph.D is snoring. His snoring can alter someone's destiny, he has different range of gears from whistle to slow motion to the violent type. I dont like sleeping to him at all.
Lol
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by Nobody: 5:50am On Oct 15, 2014
englishmart:
A person that snores doesn't know he/she snores.

I think everybody snores.
But I don't

The word 'Everybody' already proves u right that u do snore, so dont exclude ursef dear. And even if u dont like u said, pls, hw would u knw o? grin
Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by englishmart(m): 5:53am On Oct 15, 2014
Segirl18:


The word 'Everybody' already proves u right that u do snore, so dont exclude ursef dear. And even if u dont like u said, pls, hw would u knw o? grin
I put my voice recorder on, place it beside my pillow, then sleep. I've done it several times. I no dey hear any sound. cheesy

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by thiefnubu(m): 5:56am On Oct 15, 2014
angryFor me, there is no middle ground, as far as a snoring boo is concerned...




Of course we can be infinite bleepmates, but there is no way she is gonna be wifey...i cannot deliberately allow my destiny to be continuously molested with such infernal soundtracks ad infinitum...angry


My right to peaceful sleep is non-negotiable!!!

undecided

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Re: Dealing With A Snoring Partner by lonelydora: 5:57am On Oct 15, 2014
Tinubu:
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On second page?




That was one of my prayer points when I was looking for a wife. Please Dear Lord don't give me a snoring wife

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