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Application Form If You Wish To Marry (men Only) by adepiero: 12:29am On Oct 18, 2014
Fill the form in own handwriting and in block letters.

I ------- hereby apply to marry you sir,

I am --------- years old.

Pls answer the following questions honestly:

1. Do you go to church or mosque?
Yes/No.

2. Do you have a degree or diploma?

3. Are you still a virgin?

4. Are u working, vocational training or business?

If your answer to any of the above was NO, Please don't continue. don't admire my pictures again. If all your answers were YES, ride on .

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of not been submissive in marriage-------------------

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how u can give respect to me, your father in-law and mother in-law.

3. Suppose I say, "honey lend me money to fix my car or send to my siblings" What would you answer?

4. Explain any 10 causes of DIVORCE.

5. What does the term GOOD WIFE mean to you?

6. Do you have both dad/mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?

7. have you been engaged before? if yes, What led to the break up?

8. Explain the meaning of "AFTER ALL AM NOT YOUR HOUSE HELP" Or "AFTER ALL AM NOT YOUR SLAVE" As used by women (100 words).

9. Give any 3 reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house---------------

10. In case of divorce, who do u think is the owner of the kids between you and ME?

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING BY YES/NO.

1. Do you drink?

2. Do you smoke?

3. Are you short-tempered?

Last part and equally important:

1. When can you be free for interview?

2. When can be the best time to interview your EX?

3. When can I interview your parent?

4. Please stick your passport size photo below

Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other boyfriends.

Sign here--------------

Sign again----------------

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