Here are a list of the some of the funniest messages I've ever received in this little life of mine.
Here goes:
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Buba, I ve call you sice mornin you didnt pick my cal, pls my leav I need your voice.
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I mic you.
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I want you to know that 143.
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Like I told, my name is boy, I'm a Warri-Boy.
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I ove yhu, rocgirl bby.
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I am 223. Daddy kpeme when I was 17 of age.
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Add yours.

One word for this ^^...."Trash"

joblessness

Bia dis gal dnt u knw dat 2moro is skul and u will be late for skul eh
Oya kiakia run to sleep
Mtcheew all dis small children of secondarians

Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny

from mtn :
dear 070387***** u have won a prize on the on going centenary draws text ...... to ....... to claim ur prize
SMS cos #100

O.p..
U deserve a thunderous slap to reset that ur brain for u..
wen d NL bash group finish wit u..
U go blame urself say u open dis thread...
Hian...

lawrenceunaa:
from mtn :
dear 070387*****u have won a prize on the on going centenary draws text ...... to ....... to claim ur prize
SMS cos #100

Could imagine.
That moment when your heart stops beating for a split second.
They nearly gave me those too!.

Khalessi:
Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny

didn't u see de above comments

[quote author=chimerase2 post=27286398]Bia dis gal dnt u knw dat 2moro is skul and u will be late for skul eh
Oya kiakia run to sleep
Mtcheew all dis small children of secondarians [/quot]e

Lmao..
Secondarians? Where'd you get that from?

rocgirl:


Could imagine.
That moment when your heart stops beating for a split second.
They nearly gave me those too!.

wat is funny der nw, y showing ur 23 teeths eh dis gal
Believe u me I still de vex for dat rubbish u call u posted
If I slap u eh with dis kind vex believe u me again even God go shock

[quote author=rocgirl post=27286662][/quote]shey u dn call amu play
Dey dn text u slap before?

Khalessi:
Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny

Well then, share yours if you've got any. Could be alot funnier, who knows.

rocgirl:


Could imagine.
That moment when your heart stops beating for a split second.
They nearly gave me those too!.

lol

lawrenceunaa:
lol

Lol.

Idiot Op

[size=48]NONSENSE [/size]

Khalessi:
Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny

You are not alone

hmmm, see those angry faces. It's likely that most you guys bashing this lady are guity of those kinda text messages.

Khalessi:
Am i the only one that doesn't find this remotely funny

I find it funny. You gat no sense of humour

missberrypop5:
hmmm, see those angry faces. It's likely that most you guys bashing this lady are guity of those kinda text messages.

Exactly my thoughts too. It's the kinda text messages they send to girls. .

marieolae:
I find it funny. You gat no sense of humour

Thanks mariolae.
Biko, include yours if you've got any to share.

Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest!


...A naija girl texted me that

hehe. but they are more of weird than funny to meah sha.

rocgirl:


Exactly my thoughts too. It's the kinda text messages they send to girls. .

my dear, don't mind them. Na guity concon deh vex them. Lemme add my own jawe..
"You have just won 550,000 in the on go Cocacola pormor call Mr. Musa on 08031234567 to claim your prize" and i'm like, those this iidiot think i'm a fool? Cocacola no sabi type correct english.

Was sent from a friend .....press one to kill ur self press two to faint press three to explode

Lordabas:




Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest!


...A naija girl texted me that

Hmm..
Was she your gf? Weren't you showing some form of interest in the rel?

missberrypop5:
my dear, don't mind them. Na guity concon deh vex them. Lemme add my own jawe..
"You have just won 550,000 in the on go Cocacola pormor call Mr. Musa on 08031234567 to claim your prize" and i'm like, those this iidiot think i'm a fool? Cocacola no sabi type correct english.

Lmao...
Ponmo ke??

vacant06:
Was sent from a friend .....press one to kill ur self press two to faint press three to explode

Lol..
Point and kill. Like say you be catfish..

destante:
hehe. but they are more of weird than funny to meah sha.

Word!
Exactly my thoughts when I got them. But, to actually think time and money was spent to send me that heap of trash was a lot more funnier, to say the least.

marieolae:
I find it funny. You gat no sense of humour

r u sure u wana go down dat road?

I received a wedding invite categorically telling me not to expect any after wedding reception and also highlighting the fact that there will be no need for bringing gifts too....It was really funny.