penitential:
Please house, did anybody receive an E-mail like this from the Nigeria Custom Service?
I just received the E-mail this morning, want to know if anybody receive same. It was sent via the official inbox of the N.C.S.

Jazmiynne:
Hello everyone
Good afternoon...

So this time I'm not searching for a wife to matchmake my friend with

Please guys I'm about to get stranded... . Please I need a female who stays around Garki, Abuja. I'd like to squat with you for 2 nights. Please kindly indicate so I cld PM you. If you prefer to send me a PM instead, that would also be appreciated.

Thanks in advance

******
Guys help out mbok.... @ubo.ma, Davide.470, tolutw.eety, Ler.o15, TheRealAdo.nye, everyborry

wroskian:

Look no further dear, I heard from grapevine that Uboma lives in a mansion in Abuja, he could just offer you a room of your choice among his many rooms

I wish you a happy stay.

wroskian:

Look no further dear, I heard from grapevine that Uboma lives in a mansion in Abuja, he could just offer you a room of your choice among his many rooms

I wish you a happy stay.

Jazmiynne:


Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee tenz u tenz u tenz u
How gladly I'd have taken up that offer!
But amicable09 don collect all d available space wey de uboma mansion o

uboma:

lol.

don't believe everything you see online bro.
I am out of Abuja at the moment.

uboma:




lol

A space is specially reserved for you....

wroskian:


If every online information happens to be false, that concerning you would definitely be true

I know you are currently in Benin, I so much miss that town. But please epp a Sister na... Send one of your boys to go and open the gate for her

Jazmiynne, is Amicable not your sister again? Share with her na

wroskian:


If every online information happens to be false, that concerning you would definitely be true

I know you are currently in Benin, I so much miss that town. But please epp a Sister na... Send one of your boys to go and open the gate for her

Jazmiynne, is Amicable not your sister again? Share with her na

Jazmiynne:


Sisters are forever truly...... Buh d rate at which my head go break no go also get part2....
I wii patiently wait for my own knight regardless of whether he comes in shinning amour or not

uboma:


lol.

Who told you I am at Benin city?

I would have loved to assist her but no one has access to my crib in my absence.
Abi, there is love in sharing....

Jazmiynne:

Sisters are forever truly...... Buh d rate at which my head go break no go also get part2....
I wii patiently wait for my own knight regardless of whether he comes in shinning amour or not

wroskian:

Is your head glass bottle that it will just shatter like that? The last time I checked, Amy is for -------and for nobody

Okay o... keep waiting for your knight in starched babariga to show up

On a serious note, I wish you will get someone to assist you soon.

Jazmiynne:


Hehehhehehehheehhehehhee tenz u tenz u tenz u
How gladly I'd have taken up that offer!
But amicable09 don collect all d available space wey de uboma mansion o

amicable09:

Lolz
All these behind the scenes arrangements, mmmh, I have eyes at my back.

Ubims, special place reserved for Jaz ehn?
Make I catch her anywhere close to the barracks! I know how to send her back to Lagos my way!

Wroskian, *in LDV's voice* Be guided!
I cannot say more than this. Jaz and I aren't sharing that house, not when I'm not there myself! I have to be there to see things for myself

Jaz, two nights is a lot of time, I cannor risk it . Can't you just sleep in a cathedral
You're a big girl na
Please, you can ask me for anything but not the key to Ubims mansion. Please no. Just look for another man . If you had listened to me when I was trying to put 2 and 2 together that year for you, by now you would have been settled

Just consider other options please.
I still love you but the other options love you more

Jazmiynne:


Lolz this ghatz me laffing!

Chai I guess this is where I bite my lip and say "had I known"
Anyways, it's never say never.... Bae kindly sew the babariga in advance for my knight. I can almost feel that he's coming soon.... So no worries, flex uboma and his barracks mansion

amicable09:
Ubims, special place reserved for Jaz ehn?

Jazmiynne:


Lolz hahahahahahaaa

#ShieldsHead... Una de here ub.oma is planning to set me up!
Amy it's a lie o..... Ur possession is solely urs, pls comman possess ur possession mbok.


Buh really... Ladies pls help me ooooo

Jam.ean, beau.49, amicabl.e09, singlefa.de, Lady.F, c.c150615, abimb.ex007, abimba.wealth......

LastMumu:


You can so enjoy giving people terrible names; what the heck is Ubims? Such a terrible name.

wroskian:
Following you bumper to fender Bro. Eeya poor Jaz, I hope she will understand this.

amicable09:

Lolz
All these behind the scenes arrangements, mmmh, I have eyes at my back.

Ubims, special place reserved for Jaz ehn?
Make I catch her anywhere close to the barracks! I know how to send her back to Lagos my way!

Wroskian, *in LDV's voice* Be guided!
I cannot say more than this. Jaz and I aren't sharing that house, not when I'm not there myself! I have to be there to see things for myself

Jaz, two nights is a lot of time, I cannor risk it . Can't you just sleep in a cathedral
You're a big girl na
Please, you can ask me for anything but not the key to Ubims mansion. Please no. Just look for another man . If you had listened to me when I was trying to put 2 and 2 together that year for you, by now you would have been settled

Just consider other options please.
I still love you but the other options love you more

Jazmiynne:


Lolz this ghatz me laffing!

Chai I guess this is where I bite my lip and say "had I known"
Anyways, it's never say never.... Bae kindly sew the babariga in advance for my knight. I can almost feel that he's coming soon.... So no worries, flex uboma and his barracks mansion

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Better for you my sister, better for you

Because I was almost going to repeat the same thing I did in 1948 that caused all the women in a community to leave their husbands that year, leaving only me as the female in the community.

Of course you know what I did with all the men ... I need not recount the full story.

I have contacted a tailor already. The babariga should be ready by tomorrow. I paid for express . Don't thank me now. That's what we do to show we love and care for each other

ladyF:


Eeyah.... Could have helped o, but I don't know anyone in Abuja.

I'd say go with a mat sha....just in case you don't see.