FACTS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES

1. Boko haram: Our name is JAMAATU AHLIS SUNNAH LID DAWATI WAL JIHAD, we are against Democracy, want to restore Shariah in Nigeria.

2. GEJ: Na lie, Boko haram are not Muslims, they are our siblings.

3. Buhari: Boko haram are deviant Islamic group fighting for selfish aim.

4. Muslim Northerners: Boko haram are CAN members that want to diminish Muslim population in the North.

5. Christian Northerners: Boko haram is a muslim agenda to wipe Christianity in the North.

6. Niger Deltans and Igbo: Boko haram is a Northern agenda to make Nigeria ungovernable for our son.

7. PDP: Boko haram are opposition members that are aggrieved because they are not in power.

8. APC: Boko haram are PDP thugs that want to destabilise opposition states.

9. Northern politicians: Boko haram are GEJ sponsored thugs to reduce the voting power of the North.

10. Nigerian shiite: Boko haram are salafists sponsored by government to truncate spread of shiism in Nigeria.

11. Others: Boko haram are armed robbers disguised in religious robes to have a hay day for their operations.

Now which theory are we adopting for negotiation with Boko haram?

ashson:
FACTS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES

1. Boko haram: Our name is JAMAATU AHLIS SUNNAH LID DAWATI WAL JIHAD, we are against Democracy, want to restore Shariah in Nigeria.

2. GEJ: Na lie, Boko haram are not Muslims, they are our siblings.

3. Buhari: Boko haram are deviant Islamic group fighting for selfish aim.

4. Muslim Northerners: Boko haram are CAN members that want to diminish Muslim population in the North.

5. Christian Northerners: Boko haram is a muslim agenda to wipe Christianity in the North.

6. Niger Deltans and Igbo: Boko haram is a Northern agenda to make Nigeria ungovernable for our son.

7. PDP: Boko haram are opposition members that are aggrieved because they are not in power.

8. APC: Boko haram are PDP thugs that want to destabilise opposition states.

9. Northern politicians: Boko haram are GEJ sponsored thugs to reduce the voting power of the North.

10. Nigerian shiite: Boko haram are salafists sponsored by government to truncate spread of shiism in Nigeria.

11. Others: Boko haram are armed robbers disguised in religious robes to have a hay day for their operations.

Now which theory are we adopting for negotiation with Boko haram?

This reminds me of the age long folk tale of seven blind guy who touched different parts of an elephant and described it differently. While they were all wrong individually, their descriptions were collectively on point.

As for me, I think BH is a group of confused terrorists being used by politicians.

Boko haram are aliens, arab asses, identified criminal occupiers, armed robbers and satan incarnates disguised in religious robes to have a hay day for their operations. May Allah destroy them all.

All of us.... we are just a confused folks because Those who are in charge of the situation decided to do nothing while they have the power to do it all.

You and Who are confused?

ultraGM:
All of us.... we are just a confused folks because Those who are in charge of the situation decided to do nothing while they have the power to do it all.

book haram is Nigeria
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