I HATE BANKS
(Idieli Ajagun,2014)

I am the Judge, I am the plaintiff
My Lord, I hate banks
I mean those of my home cliff
They won't support my dream
An Entrepreneur of this century
Except you are a KEYSTONE
In the ZENITH of the MAINSTREET
You can't open an account
Let alone ACCESS credit
FIRST, your ancestors birth certificates
Your ancestors huts C of Os
All Doc of my nascent company
All done yet, demand seed to plant my company
These FIRST CITY MONUMENTs
Nearly suffocate my dream
Making me cry like a wild STERLING
Even when my UNION
Attested to my FIDELITY
My GUARANTEE TRUST is questioned
As I look up the SKYE
I wondered if they mistook me
For Mr UBA of anambra village
Or Mrs WEMA of Lagos Island
The sister of sir STANBIC, the DIAMOND of birnin kebbi
Yet they all 'want' a better economy
When their creeds trample on nascent entrepreneur,
Court, I Rise!

Nice punning...