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10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 10:54pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
This is "mainly" directed to those single guys who are not under the auspices and cover of their parents... 1. He eats out. Eating out has become a trend among most bachelors. why? We return late from work and then the phobia of not sleeping with your gas on...hmmm hmmm...Just branch Mama Enobong, a plate of garri and extra...will do for the night. Sleep and dream big! 2. He comes in late. Most bachelors come into the compound late for many reasons, some is football, others is clubbing/drinking etc. For the ladies, hmm...I no no...This causes uproar in the compound even as the landlord shuts his gate at 10pm. 3. He walks with a big Laptop bag containing his laptop, charger, toothpaste and brush, perfume etc. Jesus said, I and my Father are one. In this case, I and my laptop are one + my game pads...as for the toothpaste... you might never know when a sweet lady in the office wants to discuss an important issue with you and your breath may become a barrier. God Forbid bad thing!! 4. Some times, he visits his female colleagues for dinner and a few times passes the night there. Nothing really have to happen especially when they're good friends. Bachelors and the way they like make ladies dey cook for them... Be kiaful...Before... #hmmm# 5. He flirts. He teases! This area is what makes a bachelor a bachelor! He Knows how to "milk the crowd" haha... As a bachelor, he knows how to flirt with a lady without really having anything solid on ground for her. I believe there is a positive flirting... I.e Appreciation. Appreciate them and buy them gifts at times (once, I helped a lady neighbor do her dishes...it works!)... 6. When He Feels Lonely and Bored (as usual), he does any of the following: a. watch a movie b. play video games c. visit pals d. watch a boring football match. e. stand outside and be staring at passersby f. tries to chat with people he doesn't even know on fb or even his Ex. 7. He loves Romance Section a lot... He is in love with Romance Section because the comments here solve some of "kwongy" issues... lol...Well, He laughs alone as he read these comments. 8. Most times, he is termed "Cool" by neighbours because he is hardly around. This varies though. My "good neighbours" says I'm cool. I'm hardly around during the day. He prefers to just be in, working on his lappy or playing some good music... 9. His Desire To Be With A Lady Multiplies Exponentially. A girl visiting a bachelor in the name of bro...is not trying oooo...The hands wants to move at all times... They just want to cuddle and hold something. God help us! It's not beans! 10. Unlike Spinsters, he doesn't really fancy weddings except maybe by close friends... Bachelors are workaholics. They wanna hustle and make some to do their family proud. Wedding ceremonies and ashuebi does not go down well with them. Let's just put on suit, he'll say. Don't be a "Manchelor' in that situation sha.... Kpata kpata, next year, one suppose cross over. Because I AM GETTING TIRED... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by briantext(m): 11:08pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Thank God i'm not yet a bachelor |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by aholiab(m): 11:13pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
@op GOD bless ya scrotum and may it never fail you in times of legitimate needs 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by passionate88: 11:13pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Praying to be a "Single Parent Bachelor" for life.... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by aholiab(m): 11:23pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
passionate88: not a worthy aspiration. becareful what you wish for 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by BreezyRita(f): 11:27pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Lol at that number 3. Toothpaste?? Didn't know that |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by passionate88: 11:27pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
aholiab:Getting married is becoming less worthy... Marriage is overrated |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 11:48pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
BreezyRita:Bachelors like to buy that big close up toothpaste wey come with one little tube as bonus...Big one for house, the small tube own, in your bag...you know know? |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
aholiab:I laff in Japanese... |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by tosyne2much(m): 11:57pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Nice one my OP 11. Finishes a can of vasiline within two days 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 12:10am On Nov 07, 2014 |
tosyne2much:Tosyn ekaro oo...I know say you must comment funny...how your health? BTW? What's can of Vaseline for? Hope it's not what I'm thinking? Nah! Gush! |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by tosyne2much(m): 12:47am On Nov 07, 2014 |
emusmith:Bless God oooo my boss.. I'm getting better Back to the topic=» are you tryna say you don't knw what vaseline works for ? |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by saxwizard(m): 7:22am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Ok I wl kip it in mind til then |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by philantoxx(m): 7:46am On Nov 07, 2014 |
exactly!!! daz just how we roll |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by BobbyRobson: 8:36am On Nov 07, 2014 |
with biiiiitches every where claiming to be girlfriends........i set my sight for this. Contract marriage in view. |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 8:48am On Nov 07, 2014 |
tosyne2much:I know but I don't want to know... |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
I was here. |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 3:59pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
cutemii:Yea...Prayers to find someone... ...as pretty as You! |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by jmoore(m): 5:31pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Not all bachelors are living on their own. Food is always available as a young bachelor living with his parents. No time for cooking |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by vivaciousvivi(f): 5:34pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
aholiab: Da hell does this even mean?! |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:15pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
vivaciousvivi:That guy is high on sand!!! |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:21pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
emusmith: Are u indirectly telling me u are searching |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
cutemii: Yes, I am, Miss......What's your name? |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by dre11(m): 7:29pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Number 1 3 7 Are false to me.. .......... |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
emusmith: Okay...let me know ur worth then! My name is cute!!! |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:35pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
emusmith: Must I be rushed to the hospital b4 u know I'm serious |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:46pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
cutemii:Of course, you know this is not a chatting platform for details... my bbm pin is my profile if you don't mind... |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:49pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
emusmith: I don't do bbm... Jus say ur worth here as a man first! Is that too much to ask? |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
cutemii: # lips sealed# With All Due Respect Miss, Just Swerve! #lips sealed# |
Re: 10 Lifestyles Of Bachelors by Nobody: 8:09pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
Life can be lonely as a single. I feel lonely and bored most times.., without family and friends. As job brought me to this city. Nl and other online stuff are mostly my companion. I walk around with my toothbrush, undies, and a spare top most times in my bag. because, i mostly sleep in a collaques place. Op, i can relate with all you wrote there. 1 Like |
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