Funny I tell You.


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yousee:

This thing is becoming stale. Una no dey outgrow some kain things?

I don't know what's wrong with them sha... every small thing na "france this" "france that"... Just childish...

Me: Good morning

The old man : thank You

Feranmicharles:
Tinz like dis doesn't happen in france

with this grammar, i am certain you are a primary school pupil in france.

In my compound,I've a neighbour.

Me: Good morning!

Neighbour: Well done!

He and his wife always like me 2 greet them first.In d morning, afternoon and night.

I believe this is very wrong.Just dat,greeting is already part of me.

Salutation should be reciprocal always.

D best and ideal greeting pattern should be:

Mr A: Good morning!

Mr B: Good morning! How was ur nite?

datguru:
This one sucks, the sanctimonious ones will respond:

Me : Good morning!

Man: bless you

Common among the elderly. I dont mind when they say it, and take it as a prayer. But you see all those people forming 'holy', hmmn

ME- granny goodmorning
granny- whomoney, whomoney!

And to think of this made front page

Already at work-10:45a.m

Me: Good morning
Response: morning, how was your nite?
Me: when are you coming for that stuff?
Response: how was ur night dear?
Me: night??! At 10:45a.m

Some response ehn!
When we dey hustle for our daily bread dem go dey ask how was ur nite,wen me don forget how d nite was sef

merit12:
correct your self

Correct me please.

davdandam:
amebo ones will respond like this. ....
You:good morning
Reply ;good morning oga, how are you, how was your night, how's family, how's your wife and your kids, we thank God, this weather cold o, wait are you hearing from that your sister? That one that got married,oh thank God. ...mummy and daddy nko, greet them for me o. You are going to work abi? That's great. Till you come, bring something o. .........haba mallam

Truth friend! They'll ask as if they care about you. My landlord wife the supervise me like say her compound na office wey she employ me. Make una warn her for me abeg.

Some disgusting response you'll get...
1. When an older or elderly person walk past you.
Me: Good morning Sir!
Response: Oh, good morning jare. How u dey na? There will be no time to complete your reply.
2. When you walk past them...
Me: Good morning ma!
Response: Eheen, so Doro, you didn't see me before? You'll now be like "I was....".
I'll just form my eyes-right or left and ignore these people.

MillionDollars:
The one i hate most is the greeting online
me- GOOD MORNING
the fool- SAME HERE

Very annoying...

ReVizz:
1. By nodding head like a Lizard that fell from up
without any
verbal reply.

2. The shy ones will show you the extent of their
blushing, by shining their unkept/incomplete teeth.

3. The bitter ones will grouchily reply: what is good
about the
morning?

4. The force one's will echo morn sir!.

5. The confidence people will go by , Good Morning, nice
to see
you/Good Morning, How are you?

6. Busy type will just say morning.

7. Sexy one will say Good Morning!" in a cheerful tone.

8.Notice
me people will respond in another
foreign/
local
language.
Add urs

. D one I hate most is wen u tell som1 gud mornin & d person replies..'Welldone'. Like can't u wish back a 'gud mornin' wished to u? Mcheew

Smeone yu hate by default and you manage to even open your mouth n greet will be like;

You: goodmrni **frown
Him: makimi, don't grt me, dint you see me yesterday, you saw me holding a bag while coming from work but you stylishly absconded, so you tink I dint see you. Murasi, in toba shey loo gba.

You: Goodmorning.
Me: Ah morning. How far how dey. wetin dey happen?

me: good morning sir

my uncle: ehennn!

MillionDollars:
The one i hate most is the greeting online
me- GOOD MORNING
the fool- SAME HERE

i hate it d most.

Especially wen children online greet me by writing Gm. I wont bother to reply

Good morning.

Response: same to you

The Annoying ones will say!

Am like-Goodmorning-
and they like- you don wake?

datguru:
This one sucks, the sanctimonious ones will respond:

Me : Good morning!

Man: bless you

This should go under the religious ones!

When I was a kid I used to greet like this:
Me:si m gudmorning(say gudmorning to me)
Old man:gud morning my son


D old man jst greeted me,tinking he was replying to my greetings.those days shaa

The worst of all is:

ME (Adult): Goodmorning Sir.

Man/Woman (Adult) : Bawo ni / Pele ( This means I either sick or recovering from great illness).

Woman/Man: Erora ( Just heard this one this morning)

Everybody wants to be greeted with Goodmorning it a research i did. Hence when I greet and someone responds like that. That would be the last time I would greet such a person(s). Otherwise it is called PRIDE no other meaning

For me, whether you are a child, age-mate or elder my response is Goodmorning ma or sir. And how are you sir / ma?

Its annoying when u greet sm yoruba people goodmorning

Response: bawo ni !

As if he or she is the one taking care of your welfare. Its sound vulgar to me , I don't knw of others

When u say good morning



Some will say

*Morning and just walk away

Others will say

Hmm. .. *shrugs* their shoulders

Some will just look at u with disgust pity or disdain and face their work"

While
Some others

Will just keep quiet as if they don't know you greeted them waiting for you to greet again"

As if say na Food . .. Mtcheeeew !!

StealthyMe:
lol

Most of those people who respond 'what is good about the morning' na frustration do them...

And ingratitude to God.

paix:
And ingratitude to God.

LOL I wonder !

VenusBetty:
Good morning
Response: E-ehn

na dis one de pepper me pass.

Hehehe...
At work..
Me:Ekaro ma
Pure water seller:Ekaro oko mi..mummy e nko?(as if she knows my mum)

At home..
Me:Michealooo..awayu!
Small michael:Aunty pweshus goo..goo goo morin..#and he runs away

Back then in school:...when she's late
Me:Pman Good morning sir!
Principal:you're jst coming,right?...join them in kneeling down dia!!!
Me:Sir?....(Choi!..i wld hav sneaked away instead...mtchhheeww)

The flirtious one to a woman wld say'hw was ur nite'