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Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by mike404(m): 10:00am On Dec 09, 2014 |
GOOD MORNING MONEY GOOD AFTERNOON DAFUN |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by tuasefemi(m): 10:05am On Dec 09, 2014 |
Mine is 'good morning seriously'... lol. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Pvin: 10:14am On Dec 09, 2014 |
This is pure stealing of creativity (piracy) how can someone copy exactly a thread I created since 10 oct. https://www.nairaland.com/1947829/funny-ways-nigerian-responds-good-morning MOD there is GOD OH! ! !. niaraland jaga jaga |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 09, 2014 |
Chaii I still hate to greet, I never greeted until d woman selling pepper reported me to my mum then chaii From that day it was; Good morning sir -my son how are u Goodmoring ma -my boy how are u Goodmorning bros - how u dey Goodmorning anty -fineboy Good morning bingo(I actually did this) the dog barked back I didn't forget the pepper seller, I had to revenge So I told her; goodmorning pepperseller -how are.... Wait wetin u talk (I don zoom from the scene) 1 Like |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Feranmicharles(m): 10:20am On Dec 09, 2014 |
Lordmykel:so "tinz like dis does not happen in france" is a blunder |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by wildikeman(m): 10:32am On Dec 09, 2014 |
datguru:and me: God Morning...hw are you? Nigerian: we thank God! What the hell is that? |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by wildikeman(m): 10:50am On Dec 09, 2014 |
donbrowser:is it something like this....me: Good morning....bros I say good morning oo....The fool: ehen sorry there's a lot of things on my mind sha.children wahala, mama own dey plus oga own join. E no easy abeg...ehen how are u? |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by SlyIg(f): 11:28am On Dec 09, 2014 |
ReVizz:some will say, same to you. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Sommey(m): 11:44am On Dec 09, 2014 |
Me: *murmuring* who born you sir? Reply: who born you too? Lollzz. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by milky3(f): 12:04pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Yoruba way of saying good morning
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Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Graviton2(m): 12:07pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Africans be like: #1 - goodu morin, sah #2 - ehem! awa uu? #1 - ayam fain, sah #2 - oya! grit ya fada an' moda for mi oh! #1 - 'es, sah! (after walking out of earshot) useless man! na god go punish dat your gorimamkpa head. idiot! #2 (aside to himself) that boy wowo no be small and he too dirty. to make matters worse his fada na olori buruku. stupid people! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by vivaciousvivi(f): 12:09pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
VenusBetty: You have described my former neighbor! |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by dacoolvik: 12:22pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
The one that pains me most is when the person replies You don wake? I just feel like fainting. Obviously, a person still sleeping cannot greet. If its an older person, I just don't reply. If the age difference isn't that much, I answer sarcastically. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by MistadeRegal(m): 12:33pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
The worst replies I hate most. Me: Good morning ma The "ma": (Looks at you and looks away) (child now speaks, "Mum he's greeting you" Me: Good morning sir The "sir": How's your mum? |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Davidbee(m): 12:37pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Boy: good morning Girl: same |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by donbrowser(m): 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
wildikeman:Exactly! |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by valnicholas(f): 1:24pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
lol.... where I school when you greet.. ME: Good morning ma Market woman: ehen! I hear..... like seriously? you hear Wetin? well I'm use it it anyway.... At home when I walk pass this mama... I'll be like _______ Good morning ma. and she'll be like______ dakun omo(Yoruba response) I wonder what it means.... I love Nigeria anyway!!! |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Horllamideh(m): 1:43pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Me:Good morning Teacher:okay.... |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by jotax(m): 1:50pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
What then is the right response to good morning greeting? If i may ask. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by wizard01(m): 2:03pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
abeg stop greeting na by force? |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Muzikluva(m): 2:19pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
richardjemedafe1:diz one nko? Goodmorning response: en hen thank you(thanks pronunced as tank) |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by babakaka(m): 2:54pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
My own no dey here y,for ladies my response is morning my dear, for guys morning boss |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by CyracksMrBlogger(m): 5:24pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Ibo man will respond when counting bundles of money like this: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.. Seven oo morning seven continue counting 8,9,10... |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by sailormoon: 6:36pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
"What is good about the morning?" |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by MNDY(m): 6:51pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
skillzbae: It is "Odudu ha?" (meaning how is morning?)! I thought your saying it is so funny means that it is not ok! ---------------- Other tribes say the same thing sometimes too like "Aro yi nko?" (Yoruba) but the Igalas say it more among other form of responses that the Igalas have |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by busket(m): 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
This woman in my area would just say OK when u say good morning to her. |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Good morning Same to you! |
Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by kayClt(f): 8:58pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
davdandam:dis got me laughing |
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