BEST OF NL FEMCEES

its zluk spitting in session, this aint war not a jostle// my lines
smoke 10niggas per hustle and my leg aint yet on the throttle// but luna can't spit with fire even if he was caught in the "act" spitting
with the twelve apostles// Zluk

.......this biitch blaze with nothing/ while am aim with more hits/ the foolish clown only gat jokes. . .her names means mockery/
but the shewolf cracks bones. . a punch deliver more'breaks'than'lazy employees!!' teddybiyasi

Feather weight niqqa!
...pity? for this bratty twit?/ abeg too wearisome to pity the level of 'Ted's stupidity.'/ we should have the 'right immunity,'/ cos her 'ex-sense' is an insult in 'this vicinity.'/ if folly is a birthmark, it'd 'her identity.'// yeyenatu

Yu bout to be Captured and thrown into/
a den of Lions and zombies too/
Check my recent bouts.....I bet yu bound 2 find out dat Havoc's da whole issue/
Watchu still doin in here; i think tz high tym yu stand up and go quick, dude/
Cz ur chances of winning ar 'too tiny'.....
Somefin like 'atoms and molecules!'/ ThaBraidez

i share same traits wit the serpents/
I make straight bars simplify death/
an outstanding genius wit the barz set/
But you neva called the Genius....
Why do i hav dis feeling ur conscience kips remindin you of d fact dat yu 'stole it in the market'?/ (Never called the Jean yours) ThaBraidez

Last tym i beat u flawlessly,it was actin Hanah,n brewing samuels life/buh dis time its 1st Samuel 25vs1. . .N samuel died. . ./ Gladyss

Ok.......It's time we kick the flow/ the shewolf ready to steal this show/ am hot, u can't compare the heat with stove/ it's not ,"funny" if I say I'll eat the ho/ cos I've brought "yeye a casket"...... am right here to "kill the joke!!!"/ teddybiyasi

as am on a killing spree, she'l be axed and TORTURED/ Ha life at stake...its a 'bet' of VULTURES/
so itz best she thredds wit CAUTION...
Else i'd be quick 2 put a C4 'In Verse!'...... and properly have ha blown out of 'PROPORTION!!!'/ (inverse) ThaBraidez

He shivers wen i cum n runs like HE'S DOWN WITH RUNNIN FEVER/u aint sick n DIS CLOWN AINT UPPING EITHER/xcept u talkn aw ds closer stripd im naked,'tok im awt' n left im 'hangn awt' of DIS TOWN N FUCKING JUPITER/nw we watchn ds dick dangle,singin d 'remix'. . Rex is 'no where but up' by CHRIS BROWN N JUSTIN BIEBER - Gladyss

. . . . .Warriblood is a disgrace/ I wish I cud spit in his face/ a bad 'image' to hip hop. . .he doesn't fit in the 'frame'! / Teddybiyasi

on ds bout, i'd cane ur butt/
then leave the dude with more 'core loss' than d coat of Jacob's son/ Plus hez frail n dumb/
Sure you cnt do a Pers with my Pics....now what u gon do? Speak of my bout with snow killz? How I failed or lost?...
Bleep that, since ninjas see the 'Ingredients' my bars carry lately..... that story wuld clearly be taken 'with a grain of salt!'/ ThaBraidez

Hold on bitch, aint don wit yu yet....
Aint thinkin straight, I'm gettin Uju SLAINED IN THE TOUR/ immediately i put BLADES IN THE FRONT/
what is she? A warrior? Nah...shez only a slut; the type that gets PAID TO BE F_CKED/
Plus ha life so complicated...
And the dicks entering ha pussie on daily basis, are only tinz about ha that goes STRAIGHT TO THE POINT/ ThaBraidez

wit a couple knives, i'd hav ya dead/
am cuming wit diffrent types of fighter jets/
so its best u stop the disses dude....and probably hide yur ass instead/
buh if u choose to act stubborn...
Then you'd leave me no oda choice, than to make u 'die for dissing'.... like Jesus Christ of nazareth/ (Die for the sin) ThaBraidez

Winning this brawl? He's not sure of it/
draw? Use okro, dummy!/ ur no sport for me/ watch me use spikes n blades and torture him/ till I have blood on my hands like an abortionist!!/ Teddybiyasi

Now I jz killed ds hoe mosta yall had some CRUSH ON/
and to those kats absent; I'd tell yal hw it happened...
twas somefin like a mission 2 DAGGER THIS BITCH QUICK/
throdded dwn a RATHER FILTHY STREET/
with toolz in hand, got to the door.....and had my HAMMERZ HITTIN IT/
broke in, saw the woman PAMPERING THIS CHIC...
And D oldman FATHERING DIS BITCH/ i'm like 'whr da hell is kris'...they like 'shez escaped to space'...
Killed em both....nw thats 'BASTARDLY' SPEAKING/
then ah flew to space, Uju hid on the moon....she saw my DAGGERS STILL SPINNING!/
and she wz quick to take refuge on the stars, buh that ws the greatest mistake she made....
Cz my daggers 'reached for the stars!' fasta than 'GALAXY TV!!!'/ ThaBraidez

In every verse 'he-brews'....David wack die!/ I'll have him bed ridden and make him lack sights/
so I tell 'WILL'..I am' here to shoot ‘peas’ directly at his face . . 'till I left him ‘black eyed’/ Emaprince

The useless ret@rd/..Is constantly bruised with teeth marks/..you'll think he fights canines/
Cos dudes like crizzy and illscript...have all been witnessed in this site...'biting Rhyme'/ Emaprince

Ha! This rivers man, could claim he
Swimming in banks/
Lie he banging white hoes with
creamy big laps. Then i checked, he
lives in PH still bleaching his @ss/
London ko compton ni, we aint
Tripping In fact/
Stop bringing this lies, cos attending
Olumba's vigil is the closest he
came . . to Ssleeping with whites!/ Animetum

Lagunna:
coogar

This battle is done......wack rappers should fidget......like the fright of frodo/
If you'all talk shyte in my absence, expect my fight tomorrow/
Coog's a village serial killer.....I don't mask like Zorro/
.....armed with a shotgun...face covered in black....I'm Fadeyi Oloro/

Iamaromolaeran, what do You call this?

Abeg, Give Kudos to whom Kudos is Due jare

AbuMikey:


Iamaromolaeran, what do You call this?

Abeg, Give Kudos to whom Kudos is Due jare

yeah this one's funny

He is like the president of Association of Åssanal Haters!!// him and your Obayaya are losers//atypical Assanal fans they are....Serial wánkers// not representative of a type, group, or class// among the football elites// I'll sòdomise and end y'all careers// once and for all and gun y'all Gunners down with my arsenal//... I guess they Ate too much goals at Old Trafford that's why their belly are shapeless// I guess it's time to remind him why they Call us the Red Devils//...


ochon

Last tym i beat u flawlessly,it was actin Hanah,n
brewing samuels life/buh dis time its 1st Samuel
25vs1. . .N samuel died. . ./ ---Gladys

this is good....it could even have been better if worded better

Fuckyouhard --

........i got a bloody agenda/ the win is a no
brainer .........cut it out..........am choppin ya mental/ u
couldn't get the last laugh if u were a re.tard
watchin comedy central!//

........stop bein a jester and decline/ ur 26, leave the
rap section and resign/ but ur here for bis'
mentions and his hypes/ fool, ibime only loves u
coz u suck better than his wife!//





Kr0ne ---vs Geoxpress

.It's time u face the panel/ shamefully, u won't last
on this/
call it a bad tourney. . . anyone could have laid the
lad off quick/ coz Express is sexually
indiscriminative . . . anything can cross him!

Lagunna:
He is like the president of Association of Åssanal Haters!!// him and your Obayaya are losers//atypical Assanal fans they are....Serial wánkers// not representative of a type, group, or class// among the football elites// I'll sòdomise and end y'all careers// once and for all and gun y'all Gunners down with my arsenal//... I guess they Ate too much goals at Old Trafford that's why their belly are shapeless// I guess it's time to remind him why they Call us the Red Devils//...


ochon

I over-stretched that my wack bars.

ochon:


I over-stretched that my wack bars.

Dude, leave all those toto sections and come here. I believe u can even do better than Ksslib coz I like ur use of words. In ur first brawl u did an amazing wordplay, and I believe u can do more. Na laziness abi na lack of interest self?

kr0ne:

Dude, leave all those toto sections and come here. I believe u can even do better than Ksslib coz I like ur use of words. In ur first brawl u did an amazing wordplay, and I believe u can do more. Na laziness abi na lack of interest self?

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throw ‘pounds’ around, heavy
weight glad/Kr0ne, feather-weight,
he remains sad/son not proud of
him, even the unborn crying, gee’s a
failed ‘dad’!!!/ Airmack

•Get this pirate off my space/His talent
is a waste/This sea bandit is manic &
depraved/I don't joke with bars...every
punch i have landed is insane/So if he
schemes to take my throne...he'd get
killed like Koba ...in Planet of the Apes/ Coogar

Like Italians stole each libyan ship/
my verse on ffr , kr0ne read, pick
and keep/shiits I throw he licks and
sleep/i fix poisonous nails, sucker
gets choked with finger tips!!!/
What he brought, ‘bore hole’, f00l
claimed excellently he did well/
my flows flush fagg into his drilled
shell/Satan will think Kwashiorkor
killed K…..when gee reaches hell!!!/ Airmack


•Sid's gone soft...With ease, I'll win this/
I'm swift, he's slow...He can't last the
distance/lyrically, it's the fitness or the
illness/ Even in business...../I epitomise
Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes
at the kinda value the Sid is

•Kim set you up...pitting the Coog
against a noodle lightweight/ Coog is
back with fury like the Hutu Rampage/
Serving more sickness to these clowns
than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo
fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so
i google translate/they want you
sodömised with a stick like the Zulu
ašsrape/ Coogar

One would have expected one, SirShymex to do well in these kinds of affairs.

where is my name in the tag?

kr0ne:

I know, it's your style. But I enjoy comedy a lot, anything that can make me laugh

dis niggaz tracks dnt get to be played like dickballs/dey watch me flow on like waterfall.sometyme my flows isnt general bt at PG level/ so ya all shud get ur parent close to you like a team sub incase u are already eleven.i spit fire like eragon/rugged like faragon/haters tried chasing bt am sorry niggies am far gone/cus i stil senior dis niggies even if am der mothers lastborn.peace out.

Ibime:
so act right. .cos shot at me here. .generates devastating repercussion/
get it drummed into nigga ears. .i strike and beat foes with clattering percussion!/ - DBR

sm1 tell this imp pls/. . that ma line's sick. .it maligns. . break limbs like biscuit/
I'm raw. .put '5 rings around his neck'. .im d wrong opponent this 'ol' limp pick'!/ - DBR


When my shít hits the fan, I win flow of the year/
When his shít hits the fan. . . feaces blow everywhere!/ - Bis

He better cower moment I start loading ammos/ every rhyme he post is shallow/
. . Its not 'clubs in S.A' . . but after I attack him with 'Orlando Pirates' . . Ill impale his @ss with 'Golden Arrows'!!/ - Mikuz

modelling is his passion and trade/so yall can put cash on the plate/
that if he ‘catwalks' to my battle. . .he must perfom ‘frog jump' in the fashion parade!!- Glacierz


I'm really seen as great/ and came to redeem the name/ so whatever the cath'lics will think n' say/
he'll get stoned . With Solid Rock . .as I kill his Living faith!/ - ThunderStorm

The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie/ - Coogar

Ya rhymes still in baby care/ mine develop like facial hair/
Lets make it clear. . . if beef 'escalates'. . . .you’d rather take the stairs!!!/ - Bis

I impale and beast him/ . . and leave blood stains in his linen/
so after this crazy beating/
. . like 'Colombia' . . Ill 'Bore-gutter' . . just to bury him in a drainage system!!/ - Mikuz

So its a searing hazard/ the way I endanger this effing bastard/
cos like 'Olivier' . . If I sense this 'G-rude' . . Ill send gunners that would leave him severely battered!!/ - Mikuz


I run shít. . . on tracks where I dump ma feacal/
Beat niggas flat speed. . . whilst running steeple/
This phucking weasel/ is corrupt and evil/
I bug ya beetle. . .
and detonate the bomb. . . soon as you pump your diesel!/
Then I put on something regal/
show up at ya funeral. . . .and hug ya people!/ - Bis


See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d 'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS' ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz "Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE? They look "scared of d dark Knight" like CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur "Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC, "rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!/ - U3

Hahahahahahaha I remember that line. Glacier na mad man!

Limerick:
make sure my own come awt 4 wordplay b4 I soda ur yansh with bicycle spoke. Btw Cybermugu1 u be real mugu o. Erigga na nairalander?

Yes, https://www.nairaland.com/erigga

After this battle, mik will wanna be
friends/
he'll even look me up on facebook and put
forth a request/
he'll have sleepless nights, saddened,
raged also depressed/
writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/
till i beat him senseless again then he'll
come to his sense/ and console himself/
like atleast i lost to the best!!/


with ease i'll run round this negro/
he aint from the civilised world, he's from
a small town in imo/
where they lack computers, but when i
start trouble, shooting, he'll run to sleep,
and shut down his windows!/ - INK BLOOD

After this battle, mik will wanna be
friends/
he'll even look me up on facebook and put
forth a request/
he'll have sleepless nights, saddened,
raged also depressed/
writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/
till i beat him senseless again then he'll
come to his sense/ and console himself/
like atleast i lost to the best!!

who dropped this? 007bruce ..lol .there are so many clownsrapping that should be doing stand up comedy

Sneeze...

.
.
Your knack for biting bars/ . . . . has made
you a rising star?/ . . . . well the dice is
cast/ . . . .
I throw a lightening jab/ . . . . and poof! . . .
Coogar is off! . . . .
. . . .to a flying start !!!/
.
.
Then I look! and sight him far/. . . . with a
white flag tied to his left hand/ . . . . and I'm
like. . . .
"that why he shifted the brawl"?/ . . . . to give
in before/ . . . . I beat him to pulp??/ . . . . till
he meets his untimely death . . . . for
beating the clock !!!/
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.
.
Quit sampling your local re-used puns/ . . . .
your sways and cunny acts/ . . . . strays from
sordid facts/. . . . of how Bis blazed your
sorry a*s/ . . . .
. . . . with frees and had NL was mourning
hymn like its some gory mass !!!/
.
.
I could leave the slurpy f@g . . . . dropping
fast with raunchy jabs/ . . . . till he breathes
with tubes/. . . . you still need proofs?/ . . . .
. . . . even israelites know that I don't need
moses's staff to split C in two!!!/
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SIDDOGGG

If this bbitch aquatic...he ll' be
punched in his both fins/ hacked first
by Sharks....fore' i come with the
Dolphins/ and if am Hungry for
Something/
I ll' put this "Titus in Cigar"....then
Chop ill as ''Smoked Fish''!! /
If this dumb brat tempt me/ i ll' glue
his feet to the roof...then turn round
gently/..to stitch his hands to the
wall...with his torn arm, bent knees/
and i ll' put an end...to this Redundant Person/..
when i pin his "Palms to the floor"
....like "Jesus Christ" .....at the
"Triumphant Entry" !!/ Darkrebel

My chic, fashionista. .while you see
me on Alberto suit. .Italian
rockstar!/
No matter what this Dan yell, . .he
can't whisper Agger!!/
Sandwich toast hes drivin'
can't . .Jamie, cuz I held up his
attack, . .England Carragher!/ 5naira

I pound this fool's chest/ so you ll'
find the dude dead/ and ill will be a
changed man ...cos when I mount
this cruel techs/
You ll' see "ill" change his Moniker.....
to "Am Now in Good Health"!! / Darkrebel

So should we expect a pride in your
text?/ . .cos you won some jobless
dudes?/
even the b!tch that born a coog/
cursed the fool/ . . who's in NL
chatting night,morning,noon/
So your victory is a worthless news/
since you yet to face a war/where
vets are gored/with blade and
sword/
Cos while I was trading bullets in
war fronts..coog was in family
section with married women
trading words/ Emaprince

I lead Decepticons....from hades to
crush him/ to have his blood
gushing...see the fake is oozing/ till he begs for death...and takes the poison/ While I throw 11 blows.....then launch one more....to make a Dozen!!!/ Darkrebel

I been wearing the crown for a min/
Even D’Banj knows I’ll leave this bout
with the win/ so if he 'Suddenly' claim 'Igwe'. . . I'll make him a 'Scapegoat'. . . to show he ain’t 'Endowed' to be King!!/ Ibime

Darkrebel:
After this battle, mik will wanna be
friends/
he'll even look me up on facebook and put
forth a request/
he'll have sleepless nights, saddened,
raged also depressed/
writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/
till i beat him senseless again then he'll
come to his sense/ and console himself/
like atleast i lost to the best!!

who dropped this? 007bruce ..lol .there are so many clownsrapping that should be doing stand up comedy

ink blood

.

Ur teeth colour is changing I guess is a decay constant,u rap so outdated it needs an upgrade,I don't self service cos I screw ur Boo.. Like LG I screw her and she screams life is Good...so wats up wit d dissing all u need is listing am a knife and u just an ab*o*ki malu screaming.....in. Dis game am d coach,am autoMATIC and u mikel on d sub,so wats up with d fronting am d guy ladies wanting am Toh bad ask niyola about my DRum stick..........I don't diss rapper like u cos if I was an Audition there won't be Slot for shina RAMbo and U

Darkrebel:
After this battle, mik will wanna be
friends/
he'll even look me up on facebook and put
forth a request/
he'll have sleepless nights, saddened,
raged also depressed/
writing lyrics trynna cook up a revenge/
till i beat him senseless again then he'll
come to his sense/ and console himself/
like atleast i lost to the best!!

who dropped this? 007bruce ..lol .there are so many clownsrapping that should be doing stand up comedy

thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse

Limerick:
thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse

can you post the link to one of his battles on fb? i love the way he punches

Limerick:
thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse

I would never ...I want to start battling in one of those Facebook groups...they seem to have regular brawls than here....which ones are the hottest now?

Darkrebel:


I would never ...I want to start battling in one of those Facebook groups...they seem to have regular brawls than here....which ones are the hottest now?

Rap Genesis

007Bruce:

can you post the link to one of his battles on fb? i love the way he punches

Check Rap Genesis Files

taiwoflb:
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But nothing is considered strange in New York na...lol

Unless it is as bad as the 9/11 Twin Tower attacks.

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Umm