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How To Impress A Girl by Lastdon02(m): 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back) u're under arrest!" ... (For
what?) "For stealing my heart." ... ....



2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have
one? ... ....



3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!… ... ...



4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?" ... ...



5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.... ...



6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls
shirt, jacket, etc.) She would
say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.".. ^_^………



7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to
girl.) "I was just showing this flower
how beautiful you are." ...



8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ...



9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No"She answers. "Oh,
I thought all the Women goddess
were from Greece"... . ..



10. Do you believe in love at first
sight, or do I have to walk by you
again?

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Re: How To Impress A Girl by iceberylin(m): 8:53pm On Nov 15, 2014
Trash


[size=20pt]just buy a Lambogini wink[/size]
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 8:56pm On Nov 15, 2014
GIBBERISH..... JUST HAVE MONEY, AS IN ENOUGH MONEY
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 15, 2014
These funny lines would work for the few smart, successful n responsible guys who just want to start up a conversation with a lady in a humorous manner.
Brothers, develop yourself first, everyone would reckon with a successful man
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 9:04pm On Nov 15, 2014
Rapsainot:
GIBBERISH..... JUST HAVE MONEY, AS IN ENOUGH MONEY
then it simply means if you don't have money you can't woo a girl from what you are saying.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by MrCork: 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
Lastdon02:
1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back) u're under arrest!" ... (For
what?) "For stealing my heart." ... ....



2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have
one? ... ....



3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!… ... ...



4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?" ... ...



5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.... ...



6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls
shirt, jacket, etc.) She would
say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.".. ^_^………



7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to
girl.) "I was just showing this flower
how beautiful you are." ...



8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ...



9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No"She answers. "Oh,
I thought all the Women goddess
were from Greece"... . ..



10. Do you believe in love at first
sight, or do I have to walk by you
again?


....bro are u from Ghana? (no offense) angry

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Re: How To Impress A Girl by Lastdon02(m): 9:12pm On Nov 15, 2014
nop i be correct naija nigga bro #y asking?
Re: How To Impress A Girl by frodobee: 9:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
Do you want to know how to make a girl impress you? Like giving you head happily and willingly.
Well, make tons of money. Come back and thank me.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2014
Princecalm:
then it simply means if you don't have money you can't woo a girl from what you are saying.
the girl you wooed without money,a nigga that has this doe will snatch her from you #fact grin
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Gabreal1(m): 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2014
Lastdon02:
1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back) u're under arrest!" ... (For
what?) "For stealing my heart." ... ....



2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have
one? ... ....



3. Are your legs tired? (girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!… ... ...



4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?" ... ...



5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.... ...



6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls
shirt, jacket, etc.) She would
say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.".. ^_^………



7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to
girl.) "I was just showing this flower
how beautiful you are." ...



8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? ...



9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are you from Greece?" "No"She answers. "Oh,
I thought all the Women goddess
were from Greece"... . ..



10. Do you believe in love at first
sight, or do I have to walk by you
again?



11. make alot of money
Fixed cool
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:31pm On Nov 15, 2014
Lol, charlie thz lines are damn cool !
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rexnegro(m): 9:31pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
Trash


[size=20pt]just buy a Lambogini wink[/size]
Lool mehnnn u go wicked o , u no even try to encourage the op for at least taking his time to Share wit us.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:33pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
Trash


[size=20pt]just buy a Lambogini wink[/size]


charlie lambogini / lamborghini
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Tymax(m): 9:39pm On Nov 15, 2014
Impress? For what? angry This is why all these small gals will continue to break your heart and insult you while they're at it. angry
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
Tymax:
Impress? For what? angry This is why all these small gals will continue to break your heart and insult you while they're at it. angry

Insult cos u wanna impress a lady you like?
Don't discourage him
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Tymax(m): 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2014
3cycle:

Insult cos u wanna impress a lady you like?
Don't discourage him
As if you haven't been rude to a guy who once "toasted" you.

No guy should bother to impress any chic with words. The excitement derived is transient.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Nobody: 9:51pm On Nov 15, 2014
Tymax:

As if you haven't been rude to a guy who once "toasted" you.

No guy should bother to impress any chic with words. The excitement derived is transient.
Nope. never was, never will.
Tall girls are not known to be rude.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 9:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
Rapsainot:
the girl you wooed without money,a nigga that has this doe will snatch her from you #fact grin
not always true.
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Rapsainot(m): 9:57pm On Nov 15, 2014
Princecalm:
not always true.
really?
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Princecalm(m): 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2014
Rapsainot:
really?
yea
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Spydamannn(m): 11:15pm On Nov 15, 2014
Cow shyte
Re: How To Impress A Girl by iamord(m): 4:01am On Nov 16, 2014
MrCork:



....bro are u from Ghana? (no offense) angry

Abeg ghanaians don't give all this kind of village head master parols
Re: How To Impress A Girl by Anand123sri: 4:14am On Nov 16, 2014
I think best way to impress girl is to be natural with her, dont show off anything, just take care of her self, send her Good Morning Sms, good Night msg , write 2 line shayari for her , love her, earn money , thats all
http://hindimeinpadho..in/2014/11/best-hindi-shayari.html

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